Joshi Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Either way, Keira's been in touch, you'll get a phone call from her lawyers in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Yes, but *after* I did her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Dude Ray, you are my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 I have the most generic English accent in the world (I blame my parents), even British people can't tell where I'm from in England, only that I'm English (and even then that's a maybe). And as fun as that is sometimes (fewer times than you'd think) it does bring me across as being slightly arrogant when I'm not... that and I was with my parents so putting the moves on the ladies wasn't at the top of my agenda anymore. What exactly were you doing in Ohio? Never having been there I would even be able to venture a guess. Besides had you gone to Louisiana you could have picked up some chicks, on account of how you "Taalk fancee!!", of course this doesn't take into account if you are willing to put up with gap toothed ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Is it true what they say about the gap-toothed girls? I couldn't imagine it being *that* much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Dude Ray, you are my hero. Hey! Way to suck up, itchy! We can all learn valuable lessons in the fine art of kissing ass from you! I still don't think he's gonna share her with you though... maybe they'll let you watch, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 I was born in the lower end of the 1990's (1992), should I leave? Is that really what you want? Is it? Well? To be honest, though, a lot of the immature people around here are older than me. And, although the most immature of them all is exactly the same age as me, I think that this is worth some time alone with your thinking cap, boys and girls. You stereotyping buggers, you. Oh, and Ave, a personal and intrusive question for you (don't answer it if you don't want to) but how old are you? I was led to believe that you were 15, 16 or something similar, but apparently you are much younger than that.. Fealiks is confused... bad medicine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Me is err.. twentyten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 What exactly were you doing in Ohio? Never having been there I would even be able to venture a guess. Besides had you gone to Louisiana you could have picked up some chicks, on account of how you "Taalk fancee!!", of course this doesn't take into account if you are willing to put up with gap toothed ones. My parents decided to surprise me for my 21st Birthday and take me to the states (well, New York to be precise). We have friends on Ohio so they said we should go stay with them and then we'd all go to New York. I stayed in Ohio for the better part of two weeks and spent about 3 days in New York. That said, we passed through about 11 states on our travels (spent a night in South Carolina, went up to Niagara (including the Canada side) and then down to New York and passed through all states between). I don't think we went by Louisiana way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 America sounds nice, the people don't, though I mean, Americans generally seem as nice as Englishmen, it's just the tons of gangsters et al... although I suppose it's kind of the same as chavs and the rest here in Britain, only chavs don't have guns.. Anyway. Yeah, sounds nice. Oh and Joshi, we share an accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Trust me, we don't, mine so horribly generic to the point that very few people have it. As for American's, New York was voted #1 most polite city in the world... which begs the question "Which part did I see?!" The people in Ohio though, nicest people I've even met... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 As for American's, New York was voted #1 most polite city in the world... ...By New Yorkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I suppose it's kind of the same as chavs and the rest here in Britain, only chavs don't have guns.. Clearly you've never lived in Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 No. But they aren't chav's, are they? I mean, a chav would not know how to use a gun.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Aim and squeeze... should come pretty easily to a chav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Aaaahahahahahahaha. Ha. Haw. That was .. Mu-um, what's a chav? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Ah. A McCoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 They're the scary chavs. The ones who all the street-corner ones look up to and buy drugs from. The ones who go to prison and actually rob people etc. And they have money. Or you could just accidentally be in Moss Side. My friend was walking towards there once after a night out when he couldn't find the way home. The police told him to get in the car, and he thought he was being arrested so he wouldn't get in. Eventually they just told him, if you keep walking in this direction you're going to get fυcking killed. Then he got in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 So the chavs are more likely to mess someone up than, let's say, the West Staines Massive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Ah. A McCoy. Nope, I don't wear that stuff, I don't hear their crap and I don't hate education. I'm rather one of these stereotypes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerd http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 You are, in the first place, un****ed. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighteyes Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I just had a group of american mates visit, took them around the country and id a spot of chav spotting. The chav breed really dosent have a clue do they? Brighty's version of Chav: Track suit bottoms usually rolled up a few inches revealing white socks Baseball cap (Curled rim) Tracksuit top or football shirt, occasionally striped polo top Gelled hair or ponytail (girls only) Spotty face Hooped earrings that dolphins train with Occasionally a gargantuan clown necklace Child in tow usually screaming, stealing or assaulting pedestrians Personality: Stupid, lack of manners, talks alot about fighting, football or times spent at the pub (usually a weatherspoons). Test for you all: Chavs act hard, but through my own experiments they are not. DO NOT **** with a chav when they are with fellow chavs. But a lone chav is a target for much taunting in their general direction. Your task: Stare down a lone chav. They will fail, you will feel that you have won something for the non-chav population. Just don't do it when they're with mates cos it always ends in battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 You are, in the first place, un****ed. XD Seems like you forgot the many oh so wonderfull nights we had... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 The people in Ohio though, nicest people I've even met... Where did you go? Everyone I know is a jerk, and I've lived her since I was 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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