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Point Man

By Point Man
in Ahto Spaceport Cantina

How many anniversaries of her 29th birthday is Jae Onasi celebrating today?  

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  1. 1. How many anniversaries of her 29th birthday is Jae Onasi celebrating today?

    • None, she really is 29. (I also believe in little green men from Mars.)
      8
    • One. (I just bought a bridge in Brooklyn.)
      0
    • Eleven.
      2
    • Eleven. (Hint, hint)
      0
    • Eleven. (Even bigger hint)
      0
    • Eleven. (Are you seeing a pattern here?)
      0
    • Eleven. (Can I get any more obvious?)
      1
    • Eleven. (What, do I have to give you a copy of her birth certificate?)
      7
    • 871. (When 900 years old you are, look this good you will not.)
      12
    • Jae is ageless.
      14

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Point Man Newbie

Point Man

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Okay, Ahtonauts, here is your chance to wish Jae Onasi a happy birthday and guess her age at the same time. Now, Jae says she is 29. The question is this: how many anniversaries of her 29th birthday is Jae celebrating today?

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Emperor Devon Newbie

Emperor Devon

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I confess in advance... I figured it out in a PM today. :xp:

 

hahahajae2.jpg

 

:bday2: Happy birthday, Jae!

 

(Our stance as sworn enemies notwithstanding for now :D )

 

Hey Jimbo, has she been showing any signs of a mid-life crisis yet? :giggle1:

 

Oh, what's it like to be married to someone who's been alive for four decades? :lol:

Emperor Devon Newbie

Emperor Devon

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Since it's Jae, it's wonderful.

 

I should've figured. :xp:

 

You don't seem very opinionated about the pessimistic picture I've posted or our stance as blood enemies, by the way. :D

 

I'm going to have more depicting how old she is up in a minute, by the way. :p

Dark_Lady Newbie

Dark_Lady

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Happy birthday, Jae!

 

Now, to adress the heated debate... there seems to be a poll option missing. Jae's real age, as confirmed by my extensive research, is *mumbly*. You can look up my references yourself if you would like. They are found in numerous posts on LucasForums.

 

In almost every instance (if not all instances) referring to her age, she uses this key mathematical expression. It has been shown through extensive numerological studies that *mumbly* plus any other number equals *mumbly*. Therefore, it is simple to ascertain her age. This following proof is provided for your entertainment.

 

1. *mumbly* + any real number = *mumbly* -- Given.

2. x = Jae's age at a certain point in time -- Given.

3. If Jae did something *mumbly* years ago, when she was x years old, then: *mumbly* + x = Jae's current age.

4. For the purposes of this proof, it will be assumed that Jae's current age is a real number, as she has not been shown to be an extradimensional entity as of this point in time.

5. Therefore, x is a member of the set of reals.

6. *mumbly* + x = *mumbly* -- See 1

7. Jae's current age = *mumbly* -- See 3 and 6

 

QED.

Diego Varen Newbie

Diego Varen

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Happy Birthday Jae and who better to spread the news with your hubby. I think you are at least nine hundred, admit it! Although if what you say is true about being 29, hope you've liked living for three decades.

Astrotoy7 Newbie

Astrotoy7

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lolz....if it was anyone other than Jimbo making this thread, there would have been trouble ! :p

 

I know for a fact Jae is only slightly older than me(i'm 31), and looking at Jimbo's hints of double numbers(11) I'd say Jae is 33 :)

 

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TSR Newbie

TSR

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ED- I lol'd. She's proabably going through therapy right now...

Juedging by the amount of times you said "11", i've added these and come to the REAL conclusion that Jae is actually 66.

Totenkopf Newbie

Totenkopf

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Well, I guess jimbo will have to pick up the tab for ED's gleeful, graphic abuse. Consorting with the enemy and whatnot, not too mention such a sensitive betrayal. Seriuosly, though, hope you have a happy fortieth there Jae.

Ztalker Newbie

Ztalker

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A wise man once said: "You're as old as you feel"

Anyways...

CONGRATULATIONS! :D

:sbdance:3pdance::frosty::3pdance::sbdance

 

Although....40...that's more then twice as old as I am...makes me feel like I'm a baby :ball:

TSR Newbie

TSR

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A wise man once said: "You're as old as you feel"

 

if, by "wise", you mean crazy and insane, then yes, you are correct :lol:

 

oh, that was meant to make Jae feel better? My bad...

Point Man Newbie

Point Man

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It's today, and if she's 40, 1966. Good god, they didn't even have personal computers then. :p

That's why we can add 3-digit numbers in our heads faster than you kids can punch the numbers into a calculator.

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