How old is Jae Onasi?

[Point Man]

Okay, Ahtonauts, here is your chance to wish Jae Onasi a happy birthday and guess her age at the same time. Now, Jae says she is 29. The question is this: how many anniversaries of her 29th birthday is Jae celebrating today?

[tk102]

Happy birthday Jae! I'll guess this is your 3rd anniversary.

[Emperor Devon]

I confess in advance... I figured it out in a PM today.

 

 

Happy birthday, Jae!

 

(Our stance as sworn enemies notwithstanding for now )

 

Hey Jimbo, has she been showing any signs of a mid-life crisis yet?

 

Oh, what's it like to be married to someone who's been alive for four decades?

[Point Man]

what's it like to be married to someone who's been alive for four decades?

Since it's Jae, it's wonderful.

[Emperor Devon]

Since it's Jae, it's wonderful.

 

I should've figured.

 

You don't seem very opinionated about the pessimistic picture I've posted or our stance as blood enemies, by the way.

 

I'm going to have more depicting how old she is up in a minute, by the way.

[CSI]

Well, congratulations to Jae, and happy B-Day. Eh, I don't think to guess her age is a good idea, seriously.

[Emperor Devon]

Have some more pictures.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dark_Lady]

Happy birthday, Jae!

 

Now, to adress the heated debate... there seems to be a poll option missing. Jae's real age, as confirmed by my extensive research, is *mumbly*. You can look up my references yourself if you would like. They are found in numerous posts on LucasForums.

 

In almost every instance (if not all instances) referring to her age, she uses this key mathematical expression. It has been shown through extensive numerological studies that *mumbly* plus any other number equals *mumbly*. Therefore, it is simple to ascertain her age. This following proof is provided for your entertainment.

 

1. *mumbly* + any real number = *mumbly* -- Given.

2. x = Jae's age at a certain point in time -- Given.

3. If Jae did something *mumbly* years ago, when she was x years old, then: *mumbly* + x = Jae's current age.

4. For the purposes of this proof, it will be assumed that Jae's current age is a real number, as she has not been shown to be an extradimensional entity as of this point in time.

5. Therefore, x is a member of the set of reals.

6. *mumbly* + x = *mumbly* -- See 1

7. Jae's current age = *mumbly* -- See 3 and 6

 

QED.

[Mav]

I just stick to the casual happy birthday wish, Happy Birthday, have a good one!

[Diego Varen]

Happy Birthday Jae and who better to spread the news with your hubby. I think you are at least nine hundred, admit it! Although if what you say is true about being 29, hope you've liked living for three decades.

[St. Jimmy]

Jae has an age?

I'm not joking... I was seriously going to check her profile today and see when her birthday was! OOOOeeeOOOOOOOO!!!

[Emperor Devon]

It's today, and if she's 40, 1966. Good god, they didn't even have personal computers then.

[Sabretooth]

ROFL, Kooky Birthday, Jae! I'm not even going to bother with the age part.

[Bimmerman]

Happy Birthday, Jae!

[Astrotoy7]

lolz....if it was anyone other than Jimbo making this thread, there would have been trouble !

 

I know for a fact Jae is only slightly older than me(i'm 31), and looking at Jimbo's hints of double numbers(11) I'd say Jae is 33

 

mtfbwya

[TSR]

ED- I lol'd. She's proabably going through therapy right now...

Juedging by the amount of times you said "11", i've added these and come to the REAL conclusion that Jae is actually 66.

[Totenkopf]

Well, I guess jimbo will have to pick up the tab for ED's gleeful, graphic abuse. Consorting with the enemy and whatnot, not too mention such a sensitive betrayal. Seriuosly, though, hope you have a happy fortieth there Jae.

[Rabish Bini]

Happy fortieth Jae.

[Negative Sun]

Have a nice one!

[Jason Skywalker]

Hmm, 29, 40, 33, Yoda-age...god this is confusing...

 

Anyways, let's all of us wish a really great Happy Birthday to the Momerator!

[Ztalker]

A wise man once said: "You're as old as you feel"

Anyways...

CONGRATULATIONS!

 

Although....40...that's more then twice as old as I am...makes me feel like I'm a baby

[RedHawke]

Happy BDay!

[TSR]

A wise man once said: "You're as old as you feel"

 

if, by "wise", you mean crazy and insane, then yes, you are correct

 

oh, that was meant to make Jae feel better? My bad...

[Mace MacLeod]

HA! Happy birthday, Jae!

 

And she's probably like, super-old. Even older than me. By LF standards, we're both positively prehistoric.

[Point Man]

It's today, and if she's 40, 1966. Good god, they didn't even have personal computers then.

That's why we can add 3-digit numbers in our heads faster than you kids can punch the numbers into a calculator.