DarthAve Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Yeah, I have to stop being an internet bachlorette. Tusday it is, though. And Wii's are necessary for partying. And you've not heard me called Avery? Odd. And remember, there's always internet divorce court. We do have the RD Court somewhere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 PoopdogXDarth iz the best couple evar. I ship that. I mean, it'z even hawter than JmacXCheez! And yes, DDR iz an excellent partay game, you gotza have it. But seriously, these ideas all rock out loud with megaphones. Seriously. I know Darth is 13 ... byt how old ara ya, Ross? As for me ... cant say I'm unhappy. I'm not beautiful, but I'm okay (though I wish I was at least taller so I could be a model. Instead I'm short and model thin which isn't cool cuz that means no job offers or BF's. Just guys more than twice my age giving me weird looks...), and I suppose my grades are okay (c average). My family is cool and though I'm a bit of a misfit I have friends. However .... I NEED TO PUNCH OUT THE GUY THAT PUT ME IN MATH HONERS!!! What the hell!? I cant handle regular math, why stick me in Honers math for getting really good reading scores in 4th grade (reading isn't even a subject at this point)? It's a load of sh!t on a stick I tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Okkkkkkk.... well I guess that makes me an internet-pedophile then. Which is like the worst kind of person out there. Wow. Yea, we're going to have to call the marriage off then. As neat as it would to be a fugitive and freak, I don't think I wanna go down that route. I'm sure there are younger guys on here who would love to internet marry you. Perhaps SamandMax? I'm sure that would be a great/ interesting wedding. Or maybe Mayhem and Darth? It could happen. In like Massachusets or something. P.S. I still want that Wii. So somebody better send me one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Samnmax and I are the same age, which is entirely too old for Avery. Also, he is teh secks and can't be tied down by only one woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Okkkkkkk.... well I guess that makes me an internet-pedophile then. Which is like the worst kind of person out there. Wow. Yea, we're going to have to call the marriage off then. As neat as it would to be a fugitive and freak, I don't think I wanna go down that route. I'm sure there are younger guys on here who would love to internet marry you. Perhaps SamandMax? I'm sure that would be a great/ interesting wedding. Or maybe Mayhem and Darth? It could happen. In like Massachusets or something. P.S. I still want that Wii. So somebody better send me one. So you're BREAKING UP WITH ME???? I HATE YOUR ASSFACE YOU BITCH!! ~sobs~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 How could you POOP?! You have Destroyed Ave's trust in MEN! @ Ave: There, There, everything will ge alright...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 How could you POOP?! You have Destroyed Ave's trust in MEN! @ Ave: There, There, everything will ge alright...... That wasn't the first problem I had with a guy today. I talked to hot gym guy while holding a copy of Phantom of the Opera with Lon Chaney on the cover. He looked at the book and said "That guy looks like you, Avery" NO! NOT AVERY I'm so sad, I want ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 well then where's jmac because we're going on our 80th honeymoon. it will be filled with underage (for me anyway) sex in exotic locations see me and jmac made it work it just takes a little... LOT of ignoring the whole age barrier obviously poopdog is a goddamn wuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 As Jmac's apprentice, I'm going to have to step in for him and say "sorry, no can do." Aw, I'll be your Internet-equivalent big brother, Avery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 AS JMAC'S HUSBAND I SAY HEY **** YOU BUDDY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I agree with the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Cheez, I don't want to start anything with you, but if I have to go to prison, I'm going to make it worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Okay I looked at this page and seriosly thought WTF? But on the topic of scars I have four scars on my head from where they inserted my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 How could you POOP?! You have Destroyed Ave's trust in MEN! @ Ave: There, There, everything will ge alright...... Hey **** you man! Maybe she'll become a lesbian now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Hey **** you man! Maybe she'll become a lesbian now! No. The way girls have treated me, I don't think I'll ever swing that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 No. The way girls have treated me, I don't think I'll ever swing that way. -TAKE THAT- HAHAHA, in your FACE, milo Got a new scar today, bought some roses, but forgot to tell the salesman to take out the torns........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Okay milo will prolly make you cry with his next comback but thats just a guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 So now who are you gonna marry, Ave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Yes who knows. [/END DRAMA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Well ... that was ... interesting. This page alone would be enough to get the site blocked. I think it should go into the LFRD Archives - the time when Ross and Ave nearly got married. But then it turned out that Ross was too old for her (he owns a store and has fun with his needles, which I thought of at the last minute, causing me to ask him of his age). But Darth can still e-marry: Halo, St. Jimmy, Das, or Dav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I like cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Ooo, Darth, go for Halo or Dav! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I will marry nobody. I'm destined to be a crazy cat lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 No you arn't! Dark is! Marry Cheez, you two seem to make a good couple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Mmmm, lemme think. No. Second best, probably. I am always first. Besides, no one argues with a guy who has a T-rex for his avatar. That's pretty hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.