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ah Feb 14th, otherwise known as valentine's day. It helps me remember that the square root of 2 is 1.4, because 2-14 is valentine's day.

 

Geekness comes in many forms I suppose...

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ah Feb 14th, otherwise known as valentine's day. It helps me remember that the square root of 2 is 1.4, because 2-14 is valentine's day.

 

 

Actually 1.4142135623730950488016887242097 is closer. 2 does not have a square root, root 2, like Pi, just goes on forever.

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I'm supposed to go to a nice Roe-Man-Tik dinner with my my girlfriend tonight, but as of yesterday she was really sick. I haven't talked to her today, hopefully she's feeling better =\

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We were the only school in the school district that was not closed, again. :(

 

 

We were the only district in the entire Chicago-land area not closed today, or so it seems.

 

But we got the day off yesterday, so it's all good :D

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Mother f***er. I was gonna ask this girl out at my school today, but I couldn't get her alone, all her f***ing friends had to be everywhere we went, and since my friend got transferred out of our lunch I didn't have a wingman either. F***.

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Mother f***er. I was gonna ask this girl out at my school today, but I couldn't get her alone, all her f***ing friends had to be everywhere we went, and since my friend got transferred out of our lunch I didn't have a wingman either. F***.

Did her friends have claws or guns or other devices that could hurt you?

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Actually 1.4142135623730950488016887242097 is closer. 2 does not have a square root, root 2, like Pi, just goes on forever.

 

well it rounds to 1.4, which is good enough for me. When you calculate pi, you don't do 3.14159---blah blah do you? :p

 

also st. patrick's day is 3-17, and the square root of 3 rounds to 1.7 :D

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Mother f***er. I was gonna ask this girl out at my school today, but I couldn't get her alone, all her f***ing friends had to be everywhere we went, and since my friend got transferred out of our lunch I didn't have a wingman either. F***.
You could have done something dramatic. This kid at my school got an office note delivered to this girl that said "will you go out with so and so," and then he was standing at the door when she got it with a dozen roses and his friend was holding a big present.

 

Don't know what her response was though.

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No but they talk non-f***ing stop.

 

On second thought, I'm pretty sure one of em carries a shiv :p

 

Should have made like Jay and asked them all if they know what "Trouser Snake" is and then just whip it out. That would silence them and possibly get you a few days off from school too. :xp:

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Mother f***er. I was gonna ask this girl out at my school today, but I couldn't get her alone, all her f***ing friends had to be everywhere we went, and since my friend got transferred out of our lunch I didn't have a wingman either. F***.

Not that I know much about this kind of crap, but I'm willing to be that crucifying yourself on her lawn is a no no. Thought I'd warn you before Jmac started putting ideas in your head.

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Not that I know much about this kind of crap, but I'm willing to be that crucifying yourself on her lawn is a no no. Thought I'd warn you before Jmac started putting ideas in your head.

 

Really?

 

*puts away crucifix*

 

Fine, I'll go be all emo somewhere else...

 

*grabs trusty razor blade*

 

:xp:

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