Smon Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Why cant I have Funkay Asian Magic??? *sniffs* Prolly cuz I'm hispanic. Damn, it must be awesome being Asian... Well... I'm part German... does that give me the power to have Hitler moustache or somethin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Hmm, I wonder if that's how come a tornado avoided my area... And the English/white side: I wonder if that's why I have the notion to kick the french's ass...oh wait, anyone can. Don't know, Byakko. Sounds like some weird Avatar: The Last Airbender stuff to me. So where are the other four so yall can summon Captain Planet? That show's so green that I bet Al Gore beats off to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Why would anyone want a Hitler 'stache anymore? That went out of style with WWII. As part German tho, I beleive you have the ability to conjur up artisan chocolates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoTabby Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Word Girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byakko Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Don't know, Byakko. Sounds like some weird Avatar: The Last Airbender stuff to me. So where are the other four so yall can summon Captain Planet? That show's so green that I bet Al Gore beats off to it. XD Love Avatar; prolly the coolest use of martial arts, tai chi, and chi/elemental powers I've ever seen! It's got better fighting moves and stunts than similar Chinese/Hong Kong movies X3 No, I think wind's about the only element I have control over X3 I'm afraid of fire, I hardly like water, and earth's only so-so. But maybe I can shout 'HEART!' and empathize with animals, yeah! Why would anyone want a Hitler 'stache anymore? That went out of style with WWII. As part German tho, I beleive you have the ability to conjur up artisan chocolates. Especially since you've got so many other great dictator hairstyles to choose from. I personally prefer the Stalin 'stache, and why not a Fidel beard ensemble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Everybody loves, El Fidel. Even if you're not a commie, you still like him. Go on, admit it. Hey, you of German descent! Make me some jager schnitzel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I've got some cashed saved up so I can go to the celebration after he dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Buy me some cigars when you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 But the cigars contain the souls of orphans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Not the good Cuban ones--just the souls of Fidel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Within his soul are the souls of orphan kitties! Trapped for all time, or until Jack Thompson stops sucking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Oh, I forgot about that. OK, keep the cigar boycott up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Activating project Cigar boycott keepey uppey!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 What I love is the fact I'm the only one not affected by your silly boycott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I am not affected by this boycott, smokers are jokers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byakko Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Cigars are just huge phallic symbols. There, I said it XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I don't smoke, so I don't give a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I don't smoke either, so no worries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 smokin' = killing yourself I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 smokin' = killing yourself I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH Wrong. U phail @ life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 ^ Sez a SMOKER, well, I take it back, people are allowed to do what they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Wrong. U phail @ life. Actually.... -More than 400,000 deaths in the U.S. each year are from smoking-related illnesses. Smoking greatly increases your risks for lung cancer and many other cancers like cancer of the mouth, throat, gums and more. -Pregnant women who smoke are more likely to deliver babies whose weights are too low for the babies' good health. If all women quit smoking during pregnancy, about 4,000 new babies would not die each year. -Smoking contains ingredents also found in rat poison, neucler waste, jet fuel, car exaust, and formaldahyde. -Two to four cigarettes in a row increase blood fats 200 to 400%. The average smoker (30 cigerettes per day) has 4 to 6 times the chance of having heart disease if he's in the 45-54 year age group. -The overall bad health of the smoker results, on average, in a decrease of 8.3 years in his life expectancy, or about 12 to 14 minutes per cigarette. Just in lost social security income alone, this amounts to about a 5¢ a cigarette. The actual cost of each cigarette when you include extra medical expenses, lost pay, etc., is of the order of 25¢ per cigarette (1971 figures). -Smokers get into more auto accidents due to being less alert, having slower reflexes, and also due to fussing around while driving (lighting up, etc.). -The Center for Disease Control and Prevention has reported that tobacco use remains the leading preventable cause of death in the United States, causing more than 440,000 deaths each year and resulting in an annual cost of more than $75 billion in direct medical costs. Nationally, smoking results in more than 5.6 million years of potential life lost each year. Approximately 80% of adult smokers started smoking before the age of 18. Every day, nearly 4,000 young people under the age of 18 try their first cigarette. Not killing yourself, eh? And that's why, kiddies, you should always say no to ciggerettes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Very good point there Ave, but I live by the "we only live once, so what the hell?" philosophy. So I don't really care about the health risks, smoking is a great social event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Well, I don't share your point of view, but I respect it if that's how you see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 You don't live once if your a buddist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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