Pavlos Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 I'm not entirely sure how but my friend found this and ordered me to listen to it immediately. It is actually the final proof that you can't be an English teacher without being... well... mad. What is it? The Tempest summarised in song form... to the tune of "I predict a riot."
Hannibal Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 In my personal experience its been Spanish teachers that are nuts.
Jae Onasi Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Naw, it's psychology professors who are totally bonkers.
mimartin Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 Naw, it's psychology professors who are totally bonkers. QFE The professor for my Personalities class when back home to Kentucky after the semester and used a claw hammer on his step-father. Very good and funny teacher and I really enjoyed his class. I was actually thinking of going into Psychology at the time, until I heard the news. Luckily my Finance professor didn’t murder anyone and I stuck with that.
Hallucination Posted May 22, 2007 Posted May 22, 2007 In my personal experience its been Spanish teachers that are nuts. If you knew what I was doing to mine you'd know why.
Darth InSidious Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 In my experience, neurologists are all odd. Very, very odd.
Samurai DD Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 In my personal experience all teachers are bat sh*t flippin' loco.
CSI Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 In my past experiences, well, every teacher has some characteristics.
HerbieZ Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 A maths teacher locked himself in a cupboard and cried for 15 minutes. An office studies teacher started crying and ran off. Two minutes later i saw her from the classroom window get in her car and screech off. An english teacher started crying in class went out and never came back. A chemistry teacher shouted at the class then burst into tears, sat back in his chair, poured himself something from a soda stream and looked at everyone shiftily. It's only just now im starting to realise i was present for every breakdown! Was'nt caused by me though, i was a swat.
Pavlos Posted May 23, 2007 Author Posted May 23, 2007 What on earth did your class do to these poor people, Herbie?!
ChAiNz.2da Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 hehehe... my high school Algebra II teacher went nutzoid on us in class and was actually committed afterwards.. I think she's still IN the 'clink' to this day. We still have no clue what drove her over the edge, but just goes to show you... don't mess with the school geeks.. we'll drive you crazy, literally
mimartin Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 It's only just now im starting to realise i was present for every breakdown! Was'nt caused by me though, i was a swat. HerbieZ are you sure you're not like kryptonite to teachers. Believe me I tried to drive some of my teachers crazy and never got anywhere near the results you did without trying.
Samurai DD Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 Ah, now I remember... One teacher got fired because of being caught masturbating in the school library. True story.
Samuel Dravis Posted May 24, 2007 Posted May 24, 2007 Heh. I've never had one have a nervous breakdown in my presence, but some of my teachers have been pretty odd. Psycho, really. The Brit Lit, sociology, and history teachers especially.
MasterWaffle Posted May 24, 2007 Posted May 24, 2007 I had a home ec teacher who drank vodka from her coffee cup during class. She would often moo at people.
HerbieZ Posted May 24, 2007 Posted May 24, 2007 Ah, now I remember... One teacher got fired because of being caught masturbating in the school library. True story. I'd hate to find that book one sunny day... Most of the classes i were in were full of people who were not interested in learning, so they basically tormented the teachers. Somehow, i survived.
Samurai DD Posted May 24, 2007 Posted May 24, 2007 I'd hate to find that book one sunny day... Most of the classes i were in were full of people who were not interested in learning, so they basically tormented the teachers. Somehow, i survived. Ewww... And if you survived, I guess I'll too.
Point Man Posted May 25, 2007 Posted May 25, 2007 Speech and debate teachers are odd ducks, too. Mine had a prosthetic leg and was overjoyed one day to show us her new foot, complete with painted toenails.
spinkle Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 In my experience, neurologists are all odd. Very, very odd. In my experience, too.
KotO[REvan] Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 In my experience, I've had no experiences... huh...
Rabish Bini Posted May 29, 2007 Posted May 29, 2007 I find substitute teachers are nuts, maybe cos we always p*** them off cos they dont know our names.
Samurai DD Posted May 29, 2007 Posted May 29, 2007 I find substitute teachers are nuts, maybe cos we always p*** them off cos they dont know our names. Lol, yeah! And because they can't really do you anything, with exceptions for extreme cases.
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