JoeDoe 2.0 Posted June 24, 2007 Posted June 24, 2007 NO!!!! SPOILERS!!! I though Harry was gonna have a mega orgy with all the girls, then comes Voldemort and butt rapes Ron but it turns out to be Malfoy, who then gets a crush on Voldemort, who later commits suicide, followed by Malfoy, who cannot bear his lover's death. Dumbledore finds out that Harry has gotten every single girl pregnant, and with Ron, who cannot bear the though of his little sister getting knocked up by Harry, capture Harry and castrate him. The end
Pho3nix Posted June 24, 2007 Posted June 24, 2007 Wizard AIDS. Oh yes, that's the best kind of AIDS. It stings when you pee, love it.
Psychochaos3 Posted June 24, 2007 Posted June 24, 2007 Oh yes, that's the best kind of AIDS. It stings when you pee, love it. All AIDS sting when you pee. Wizard Aids turns your pee into flaming oil.
Smon Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 All AIDS sting when you pee. Wizard Aids turns your pee into flaming oil. IT BRINGS MY PISS TO A BOIL.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 i went into spencer's yesterday and there was a book of sex tips. two of my faves? Originally published in Weird Sex Book at Spencer's Gifts #95. mash up some bananas or peaches and put them into your vagina. this will invite your man to swoosh his penis around in it. after he orgasms, flip over into the 69 position for some sweet afters. #96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin.
Samnmax221 Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 #95. mash up some bananas or peaches and put them into your vagina. this will invite your man to swoosh his penis around in it. after he orgasms, flip over into the 69 position for some sweet afters. I'm not sticking my dick in there.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata what about there
itchythesamurai Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 #96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin. Aha! I knew Go-Gurt had to be good for something.
Samnmax221 Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata what about there Vagina Dentata is getting pretty old, dude.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Das you should really try those. what makes you think i haven't already? XD
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Vagina Dentata is getting pretty old, dude. see how old you think it is when your p0n0s are getting shredded
Samnmax221 Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 see how old you think it is when your p0n0s are getting shredded I'd certainly take a look down there first.
Psychochaos3 Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 1000th Post.w00t! Homage to my favorite cartoon character ever.
Samnmax221 Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 My Biology teacher had one in formaldehyde, I considered stealing it.
DarthAve Posted June 26, 2007 Author Posted June 26, 2007 ...woah. This is getting really weird. Let's talk about somthing else now, how bout pandas!
Psychochaos3 Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 How bout SURPRISED MARMOT? I already saw him on Attack of the Show.
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