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NO!!!! SPOILERS!!!

 

I though Harry was gonna have a mega orgy with all the girls, then comes Voldemort and butt rapes Ron but it turns out to be Malfoy, who then gets a crush on Voldemort, who later commits suicide, followed by Malfoy, who cannot bear his lover's death.

 

Dumbledore finds out that Harry has gotten every single girl pregnant, and with Ron, who cannot bear the though of his little sister getting knocked up by Harry, capture Harry and castrate him.

 

The end

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i went into spencer's yesterday and there was a book of sex tips. two of my faves?

 

Originally published in Weird Sex Book at Spencer's Gifts

 

#95. mash up some bananas or peaches and put them into your vagina. this will invite your man to swoosh his penis around in it. after he orgasms, flip over into the 69 position for some sweet afters.

 

#96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin.

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#95. mash up some bananas or peaches and put them into your vagina. this will invite your man to swoosh his penis around in it. after he orgasms, flip over into the 69 position for some sweet afters.

I'm not sticking my dick in there.

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#96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin.

 

Aha! I knew Go-Gurt had to be good for something.

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