Samuel Dravis Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Alas, poor bird! I had burned it and turned it into a foul dinner on a plate with my mind in the game. So I just wanted to tell all of you, do not eat wild fowl because it turns the feces into water. This is a true story, so do not say "You don't know what you're talking about, you can't get watery feces from a video game," because you'd be wrong. Now, remember that DF did not put any sort of soap or cooking utensils in the game, so they are clearly at fault for this. ~snip~ Also, when i was talking to other people today they said something. I'm not sure where I was going with this paragraph so.~snip~ Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 samuel you stole this title from me on skype what is our world coming to THIS MEANS A DECLARATION OF ~snip~ YOU KNOW. >:| oh and :spinnaz: :spinnaz: ~snip~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 hey that was classified information, you are out of line stay out of the thread dev or i will feed you ~snip~ let's fight mortal combat style except on the internet ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 My Malkavian ~snip~is crazier than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 praise the miracle all praise to the ~snip~ long live the miracle may the miracle last forever may it stay fresh and minty may the miracle smell of herbs and never of nasty rotted flesh praise the miracle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 devon is a miracle all praise to the miracle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 may the non-miracles smell like dead cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 and the dead cats be eaten by scavengers trex is a scavenger so may the dead cats be eaten by ~snip~ it is greater to have lazers than not have them no carnivore can be concieved that is greater than trex therefore trexs have lazers it's a miracle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 rex is laughing rex can talk rex can get drunk and say shameful things rex can can move our hearts with his words rex can tell us hes a ~snip~ its a miracle. long live boris. long live rex. god bless their cotton socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 "...that was a very stirring speech from our newest king, T-Rex. Commonly called Rex, this affable, concerned tyrannosaur has hit a new high in the polls since yesterday. The opposition party continues to denigrate his ability to get the job done, citing the "short arm of the law," but as it stands now, T-Rex is certainly the most popular politician in recent times. Back to you, Cranius." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 sam surely you have heard of the things King Rex has done outside the public view. his vice. his wine. his women. his horrible half-vice half-women. his half-wine half-vice. his horrid half-wine half-vice-half-half-vice-half-women. he is a monster and a wicked man with a cruel and vicious temper. he drinks many wines laced with vice and drinks his women after he beats them with their own vice. and he eats them. rexs eat people. carnivores eat things. carnivores eat meaty things. people have meat. even King Rex's skinny vice-wine-women have meat. and he eats them. so we know even with his vice and wine and women and tempers Rex is still a rex. we have fond Truth. it is a miracle. long live the miracle. let us dine on fine wices and wines and womens to celebrate. hold on sam im coming for you. the vices and wines and womens await. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 to be dined on to drink the women will be in my stomach delicious they are half wine of course but seafarers must be rescued before they have been lost in the dark, before the vices. what for? they have the vices. someone did say that some arent lost. not this dragon though it flies in the water underneath the boat. eating. it is a carnivore. it is a miracle. a miracle of pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Bread can mould, what about ~snip~ ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I can fix Rex's eye problems but only on Tuesdays between 9:32am and 9:32am if he's wearing laser goggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 : o hai dere i just upgraded ur ram : wut i didnt tell u to upgrade my ram : dat will be fitty-fi dolla plz : say wat yo i spent all mah moneyz payin 4 da chrome job on mah grillz yo. see how sparkly dey iz? : i dun care cracka gimme mah moneyz or else imma write ****ty ass sw-animu crossover fics and make u read dem : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 that post should be softly playing Sittin' On Chrome by Masta Ace in the back yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 There! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 : o hai dere i just upgraded ur ram : wut i didnt tell u to upgrade my ram : dat will be fitty-fi dolla plz : say wat yo i spent all mah moneyz payin 4 da chrome job on mah grillz yo. see how sparkly dey iz? : i dun care cracka gimme mah moneyz or else imma write ****ty ass sw-animu crossover fics and make u read dem : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 that quoted post should be softly playing Sittin' On Chrome by Masta Ace in the back yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Spam spam spam ~snip~ spam spam. Edit: 1000 posts. w00t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Reported! Also, from now on, your new cutsom title shall be "joe stinky toe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted October 7, 2007 Author Share Posted October 7, 2007 I fear, we must fear the bunnies. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Fear. Know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted October 7, 2007 Author Share Posted October 7, 2007 Devon, where did you find such an attractive image? I must know this. It eats at my mind as surely as brain rot eats at a zombie's innards. Yea, even as the Goa'uld eats at Bob's mind, controlling his every move, so are mine intentions controlled and directed towards the ends I have in mind; namely, those whereabouts of the image you have simply found and thus posted in this thread, and nothing more, and nothing less. I proclaim to be Truth that I do wonder what it means to post this wonderful image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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