Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Granted, but now you drag guys to date your sister b/c of your wish. I wish monkeys made better pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Granted, but now rats have evolved and become natural predators of monkeys. Monkeys are now endangered species. Your vet bills are through the roof. I wish there were not so many pointless suck azz classes around my neck of the woods for college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Granted, but now the colleges are all closed due to lack of faculty. I wish there were more fresh water in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Granted, but now there is significantly less land to live on. I wish Jay and Silent Bob made another movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 They do, but it's called Silent, Butt Deadly. Due to it's "scratch and sniff" style, it's audience becomes deadly ill and so ends your career as a filmmaker in Hollywood. I wish Howard Stern made another movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Granted, but it fails at the box office. I wish JediMaster12 would log in so I can start my latest RP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Granted, but later on a bear breaks into your house, knocks around your computer and your 360 beyond repair, dismantles your oven to lick the grill clean, takes a huge crap in the middle of the floor, and just leaves. I wish someone would murder Tony Cippriatti and Carl Johnson and SH*T on their corpses, then mail me a picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Getting no takers, you do it yourself and then get busted by the feds for 2 counts of murder 1 b/c you didn't anticipate the pic getting caught in the machine at the USPS. I wish I had a money tree that grew perfect C notes stashed at a secret location known only to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately you got clumsy and the current administration (looking for "solutions" to our "crisis" as it is) stumbles onto your little secret. The recently elected president orders those same feds to come after you now. You know too much so you are detained indefinitely as a potential threat to national security--still following that policy secretly despite promises to the public to change. I wish someone would demolish McVicar's house with flaming bags of steer manure launched from a trebuchet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Granted, but that someone misses on the second shot, and accidently offends the crazy dictator on the other side of the close border. That someone blames it on you. The Dictator is coming....*hears footsteps* I wish I had a slushy maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Granted, but first thing, I used it to make slushy dog piles in big gulp cups to light on fire and heave at the angry dictator. I leave you with his burnt smelly corpse, and a broken down slushy-maker machine. I wish I could watch rodent porn for 106 hours straight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Granted. You view it"Clockwork Orange" style and die from a stress related heart attack. I wish blue were red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Granted, but now the Communists and the Capitalists are at odds, andnow they must see who is truly 'red' and 'blue' I wish I had the secret to the most amazing alternate fuel in the universe, flubber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Granted, but engineering difficulties render it completely useless in the era. I wish so many movies didn't suck so badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Granted, but now that every movie rules, nobody has a favorite and thus nobody really gets interested... I wish that bear fanatic lady had attacked that cop so badly she went to prison for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Granted, but now the cop is dead. I wish I could easily write a Rush musical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, but the band got greedy, so you will see neither hyde nor hair of credit for it in any form whatsoever. I wish mexican food didn't later make one feel like they just sh*t out their entire intestines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, now you feel like you evacuated your entire insides. I wish oatmeal didn't taste so bland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, but now you eat so much you get oatmeal poisoning. I wish I was Geddy Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, but now you are being stripped of your clothes and trampled by screaming fans. I wish my sister would stop listening to the Jonas Brothers already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, but that's because you start listening to them so she thinks their uncool. I wish I had an awesome job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, but lose it in a bet. I wish that all food was good for me:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, but you die from overeating. I wish the original British version of The Office was still running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, but now it stars the cast of Who's Line is it Anyway. I wish for an IG-100 Magnaguard as a bodyguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Granted, however, Kyle Katarn uses a DEMP2 gun and fried it and part of the arc hits you as well. You are stunned (that's why it's #2 as it stuns biological machines as well). I wish there were force sensitive mandalorians in upcoming SWTOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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