CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, fine, I shall stop the bagpipe music, and pick up my accordian. I wish you'd stop insulting the instruments!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but now your mother, on mother's day no less, becomes the target of continuous insults. I wish the sun were red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but it turns out red isn't better than dead. =/ I wish biology were an interesting subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately the primary subject of study is you and you are taken right on the spot and dissected. I wish Luke wasn't such a whiny little bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, now he's a whiny big bitch and always on your @ss. I wish we could travel faster than light speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but we can't control where we go, therefore you crash into a wall, and it falls. On you. A thousand pounds of bricks. I wish we had super-strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but proportionally, it all remains the same. I wish I could meet R.A. Salvatore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately it's during a compromising moment you were having while having a little fun in his hotel room that you did not realize was his. I wish there was a video of Al Franken getting kicked by a horse during one of his speeches for farm and agriculture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but achilles keeps it in his vault where no one can see it. I wish Nancy Pelosi got thrown out of office for sedition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately she ends up serving you your next meal at dairy queen and botching it. Granted, but achilles keeps it in his vault where no one can see it. I wish ugly people all of a sudden became as hot and attractive as celebs so that there are not human eyesores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but now everyone is ugly and doesn't know it. Thanks. I wish GTA would pick on someone else. *references achilles reply to you re Al Franken in another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but now you'll still pick on jobo the horse. Dammit Commander, I want fireworks, NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but you're sitting in the middle of the warehouse when they go off. See ya.... your smoking corpse in hell, that is. I wish for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted. Darth Nihilus. I wish Commander would take a LAA/Ti and go assault the coruscant zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 He does, but when he accidently kills all the monkeys in the zoo, your monkey goes apesh*t and starts defecating right on your head. I told you to cut down those trees in your yard.... I wish I never got involved in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted, but now you go home and the monkey army now bored of me decides to have a dead baby kicking contest in your front yard. I wish Morrigan Aensland was real and that she morphed into a pet rat for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 She does, but she bites your junk off in a fit of pique when you try to crap in the toilet, failing to notice she's taking a swim. poor GTA.. I wish your rat would put that on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Granted but b/c she didn't aim the webcam w/ no sound correctly, all you saw was a wall. And now I go sew my junk back on. I wish Mortal Kombat would make a game comparable to SF4 and the Smackdown series all in one... EDIT: And it had the special bouncing boobiez from hell movesets for falls and attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Granted, but your eyes soon fall out of your head from staring too hard at the boobiez. I wish I hadn't posted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Granted, but that means you never made the wish to never post here, resulting in you having no reason not to. I wish Project Natal was ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 ^^^Granted but everyone suddenly loses interest in it including you so that good work goes to waste. I wish there was now a sequel to dumb and dumber instead of just a prequel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 There is, but it's so dumb that everyone blames you and hunts you down. I wish people weren't so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Granted, one person at a time Red fixes that, but after about person 783, his foot breaks off. So the job is only partially done. I wish the dog my pal stoner jimmy owned didn't have an exploding anal blister problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Granted, but now it has an exploding "doodie" problem everytime it gets near you. I wish Red kicked Kelso's ass so hard he (Kelso) became impotent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately there is still Viagra. I wish my sister didn't look like Hitomi from DOA but rather just plain. I'm getting tired of telling dorks to go home b/c they have been rejected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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