The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Trench]

<Thread Necro!<

 

Granted. But you never hear about it.

 

I wish I ruled the world.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, but now every d*ckhead in the world wants a piece of you.

 

I wish it was not an honor code violation at the Univ. of Michigan to "do that thing" in the showers.

[Trench]

Granted. Its now a violation to "do that thing" anywhere on campus.

 

I wish GTA's avatar would stop staring at me.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, it does so after strangling you when you're not looking:D

 

I wish I had an awesome Samurai Daisho that possessed MAGICAL POWERS OF AWESOMENESS:D

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you discover that while sex is awesome, it loses something when done with a sword. Especially the blade.

 

I wish Te Mirdala Mand'alor would be awesome and change his name to Te Melanin Man o' War.

[Trench]

Granted. But I also change your name to Halnucikation.

 

I wish Twilight and the person that wrote it would just disappear.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but it turns out you wrote it secretly in your sleep, and Stephanie Meier plagiarised you.

 

Also, you get sent away to a place where you can't collect royalties and your only company is your rightful books.

 

I wish I were a laser pirate.

[TriggerGod]

Granted, but laser ninjas are better. And the laser wenches aren't so easy on the eyes. I hear their lasers come out of more than one place, unlike their male counter parts. Certain complications on both ends.

 

I wish every romance novel that made an overweight teenage girl go "KAWAII~" would burn in hell.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you verified it by joining them. ;_;

 

I wish more bands wrote love songs that used robots as metaphors.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted...the entire world is now Vice City in the 80's listening to that one radio station that happened to be all about those very things. And some gang member steals your car.

 

 

I wish I had a crack duo to take care of my Dogs and drive me around in a limo...and that it was all in Province Rhode Island... (hint: movie reference )

[Totenkopf]

Granted, unfortunately your "crack" duo was on crack and drove over your dogs while squiring you around Providence RI with the limo. You of course are hungover the whole time and later arrested for cruelty to animals.

 

(what movie? couldn't find reference)

 

I wish I had a flawless counterfeiting machine in my basement cranking out perfect $100 bills (US of course) and that no one would ever know about it but me (ie. I would never get punished for my "crime").

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you go on a spree and cause hyperinflation in the U.S. economy. Also, you can't leave the country.

 

I wish I were made of photons.

[Trench]

Granted. But due to a mix up you are now made of photos.

 

I wish I could make better 3D models.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted. Unfortunately in an underage drinking binge, you unknowingly signed a contract enslaving all your real life male friends to doing underwear modeling for a company for men's thong undies since Real life is as 3-d as it gets.

 

(what movie? couldn't find reference)

Another err duo of Hint: "It's okay! I'm a limo driver!" *runs, falls of jet way AGAIN*

*Gets out of "mutt cuts" van* "Okay gang you know the rules: no humping, no pushing, no sniffing hineys!"

 

Ugh. >_<

 

I wish I could "Win Ben Stein's money".

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but it turns out that Ben Stein owed a lot of money to the IRS and they take it away from you. Easy come, easy go......

 

I wish I didn't answer this one.

 

 

this flick?

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, now you're Beavis in the following picture for kissing asses:

 

 

I wish Darthdac and Te Mirdala would actually win a war.

[Trench]

Granted. But its against you.

 

I wish I could make money with my 3D models.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but since I had to bend the laws of physics so much, you can now only make negative money making 3D models.

 

As in you have to pay people to let you model.

 

Trust me, that takes a lot of skill at sucking to do. I mean a lot.

 

I wish this game had more of the classic players still playing.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but by unanimous agreement they get you banned from this thread and you commit suicide in a fit of desperation fueled by rejection.

 

I wish this thread would get even nastier.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but that's because everyone is mad about how much your posts suck.

 

I wish Toten's posts didn't suck.

 

P.S. See what I did there?

[Tobias Reiper]

Granted, but now YOUR posts suck.

 

I wish everyone in the world was smart, INCLUDING ME.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but as smart as you are, you're now also a huge jerk. And everyone is smart enough to not be around you.

 

I wish Michael Jackson were reanimated as a cyborg.

 

Of pop.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but now instead of sleeping with little children he sleeps with you. And no, that's not a flashlight in his "pocket" that you feel.

 

I wish Hal weren't a masochist.

 

 

 

P.S. See what I did there?

Yeah, you shot yourself in the foot.

[Alkonium]

Granted, now he's a sadist.

 

I wish for a Lifetime VIP subscription to DDO.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but they add another tier above that. And man, you have no idea what you're missing.

 

I wish I were in the Hello Kitty Online beta.