Trench Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Granted. But it she decides to go after you because of it. Granted: He sits in your woman's lap. That don't bother me. I ain't got no woman! I wish to be granted administrative powers over the entire intrawebz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Granted, and now the world grinds to a halt as everyone decides they would rather do without. I wish I knew how GTA came up with his wishes. That don't bother me. I ain't got no woman! Not any more, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 You find out, but then GTA kills you to preserve his secret. I wish this were "grant a wish foundation". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Granted, but the fun has diminished, and GTA, Te Mirdala Mand'alor, and I decide that we need to avenge it. I wish that on Halloween, that I could wait in some random bush, jump out and scare little children, and they will pay me with candy. That is the ideal business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Not granted. That would be stealing my plans I wish for some plutonium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Granted but it's low on power because I already used it all. I wish I knew how GTA came up with his wishes. Not sure if I drop subtle hints or if there is a lot of implicit stuff, but one thing that factors in is a decaying mind on overdrive and years worth of learning how to entertain oneself, sometimes at the expense of freaking others out. I wish the custom car option came back to Twisted Metal and that this time it was much better--like on par with Armored Core 3 and that Mike Judge got credit for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Granted, but everyone does it better than you. I wish for the next flu pandemic to be named after a more badass animal, like bears, or sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Granted. But due to a mix up millions in the world are now coming down with the "teddy-bear flu" I wish I could come up with a cure for the common cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Granted, but you can only cure it for the rest of the world and not yourself. And it involves ending your own life. I wish trees were able to verbally express themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted, now it's just like that song by Rush. I wish I could find the time to finish writing my Rush musical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted, but after you finish it you burn it because you realised Rush did all the real work. I wish someone made a musical about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted. But it cost $1 Million to make and it earns no money. I wish to be invulnerable to bodily harm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted, but people say very hurtful things about you. I wish someone built me a ladder into space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 They did, but it broke apart while you were climbing it and you fell to your death. I wish this forum were really evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted, only you and GTA are still posting. ZING! I wish I had an unbreakable ladder to Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted. But it takes you to the profile of M@RS. I wish vBulletin belonged to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted, unfortunately your newbish skillz as an admin leaves a momentary lapse in your defense grid protecting vBulletin. This proves fatal for the system: it contractys something called the dogiie doom blink182 virus. You have to endure hours of that messed up song of theirs I made reference to in the "terrify the poster below you" thread. (To which even Alk was like "WT*?") I wish I wrote a sequel to that song and it got shoved it PETA's snooty face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted. You get nothing. (What? No wish? ) I wish GTA would stick to the rules of the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Granted, hit the refresh button. Unfortunately I laugh at your n00b ish we-todd-ed-ness. I wish thae sequel song to also annoy Sarah McLachlan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Granted, but she responds in kind. I wish for an episode of Doctor Who in Series 5 to take place at sea, like the fanmade The Cyber Seas of Rhye/The CyberLords of Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Granted, a new series season is out and you get just that. Unfortunately Sarah McLachlan's seminar of condescension towards me is aired and you miss the finale which they will never show again so you will have to wait 2 years before it hits DVD. ......and you also see later that night: footage of Violent J at the lillith fair, throwing himself all around in a mosh after stripping off his thong...and then calling her an effing whore... I wish Blink 182 was playing in Sacramento and they play the "I wanna **** a dog" song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Construct Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Granted, but you are abducted by aliens before the performance and actually forced to do the actions the song names. I wish that I was fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Granted. I wish this weren't so easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Granted, it gets harder, unfortunately you gain lots of weight and grow impotent so you can't get "hard". (Don't worry, I'll pay for your liposuction with my spare money made from my YMCA performance! ) Granted, but you are abducted by aliens before the performance and actually forced to do the actions the song names. Well, that's fine--but it also requires your mom and dad are actually in danger of it as the song would indicate. I wish my custom create a character from smackdown named Ogre were real so I could have fun watching him flatten Rahm Emanuel beneath his size 32 boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Granted, but he in turn turns on you and you start getting flattened. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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