Totenkopf Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 It's granted, but your's ends rather badly. I wish everyone, including myself, a thoroughly miserable Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Granted unfortunately Santa Windu ruins the crappy part by exposing all the sith in our senate and using Vaapad to cut them all into pieces. I wish Ed from MSNBC would go over to Fox and beat the hell out of all their shows' hosts and right then after, proceed to pick a fight with Sonny Chiba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but unfortunately when Ed picked a fight with Sonny, Sonny broke out a can of ninja whoop-ass on poor Ed; thus ending his career at MSNBC. I wish people would stop saying.. "be careful of what you wish for". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Be careful of what you wish for. I wish I didn't have to spend all the $billions I just took from Soros after Windu went all Vapaad on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Granted, unfortunately Windu lost the match because Soros is 10 times as powerful as palpatine and the $$$ got destroyed in the process. Soros is running like a coward...at least until I can catch him...and since the mass shadow generator turned the planet I was on into a fractured toxic mess I'm feeling this insatiable hunger while my body is turning to these shadows...Not sure how that was even survivable either. I wish for Bill Goldberg to play Darth Sion in a TSL movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Granted, but you end up working the rest of your life paying his salary. I wish George Lucas would stop making movies and just enjoy his $$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Granted, but it turned out he had the idea for the movie that would be so good it would stand the test of time for Centuries, but since he quit, it'll never happen. I wish I had the power to remove all the bad games in the universe. Also: Granted, but the world ended and now you're floating in space all alone with nothing to do and unable to die. There's a difference to being immortal and being invincible: Immortal just means you don't die from age. If I was immortal and shot in the face I'd still die. Invincibility means you don't get hurt, ever, and as a result, probably don't die from age, but you still age. So I'd take immortality and not making anyone mad enough to attempt to kill me over being invincible but looking so very ugly, and setting the world record for age which will never go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Granted. But they end up filling your house and you hate yourself forever. I wish I could get my sub-domains working right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Granted, unfortunately you have to sell them or give them up once you do. I wish you hadn't set yourself up like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Granted, but then you did it. I wish I could color my user title like they apparently did in the old days of lucasforums. I want my dark green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Granted but you have to use some HTML code that endangers the site and the SysAdmin get really pissed off and ban you for hacking the server. I wish my nads didn't continue to itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Granted, but now a part of your back that you can't reach starts to itch. I wish TOR was coming out tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Granted but it is fail even worse than TSL b/c it was not complete. The inspiration and motivaiton for LA's decision will be traced back to your wish in that post, even should you delete it--the sysadmin have a copy of *everything*. Congrats, you have just botched an already doomed to fail project to even bigger failure--and I didn't think that was even possible. I wish I could see someone's video on YT of when they gave their baby pop rocks like Kelso said he'd do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Granted, but now every video you see or rent, from here on out, are people doing they same thing over and over again in the clip. Which is called: "Pop rocks baby" BTW. I wish I could see the future, including my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Granted, you see every possible moment in time to come from every possible point of view, which drives you insane. I wish to know when Series 5 of Doctor Who premieres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Granted and it ends up being the worst premiere of the show you ever saw--like so bad it is an insult to the concept of Dr. Who as an entire entity. I wish there was some universal GMOD release that made both old and new mod releases work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 granted: However you come to regret your decission I wish I was a pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, but you're the traditional swashbuckling kind and don't last long against navies with missiles and machine guns. Enjoy life in prison. I wish I could light myself on fire with no consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 granted, but you will still get burned whether you like it or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Bro, you're supposed to find a loophole in the request, not just deny it outright. And you're supposed to leave a wish to be corrupted. I wish Te Dim Sum Man o' War left a wish to be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Granted, but he forgot to to say anything even remotely related to the preceding wish. I wish I had the Star Wars Saga on Blu-Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Granted, but Lucas made you give him your left nut to get it. I wish there was something left to wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Granted, unfortunately some laser enthusiast decided to dissect *your* blu ray reader (even if you never knew you had it) after reading this article and being intoxicated by the beautiful sheer brilliance of indigo shine in the pics...and made a indigo laser pointer out of it that lights stuff on fire. I wish for my home repair attempt on my 360 to be resoundingly successful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggomonkey Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Wish Granted, unfortunately someone breaks into your house steals your games and cuts your 360 in half with a chainsaw. I wish I ruled the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Granted, but you have no subjects, no viable resources, and no well, anything. What did you expect? It's the bloody moon! I wish I was eligible for the YouTube partner program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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