The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Totenkopf]

It's granted, but your's ends rather badly.

 

I wish everyone, including myself, a thoroughly miserable Christmas.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted unfortunately Santa Windu ruins the crappy part by exposing all the sith in our senate and using Vaapad to cut them all into pieces.

 

I wish Ed from MSNBC would go over to Fox and beat the hell out of all their shows' hosts and right then after, proceed to pick a fight with Sonny Chiba.

[purifier]

Granted, but unfortunately when Ed picked a fight with Sonny, Sonny broke out a can of ninja whoop-ass on poor Ed; thus ending his career at MSNBC.

 

 

 

 

I wish people would stop saying.. "be careful of what you wish for".

[Totenkopf]

Be careful of what you wish for.

 

I wish I didn't have to spend all the $billions I just took from Soros after Windu went all Vapaad on him.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, unfortunately Windu lost the match because Soros is 10 times as powerful as palpatine and the $$$ got destroyed in the process. Soros is running like a coward...at least until I can catch him...and since the mass shadow generator turned the planet I was on into a fractured toxic mess I'm feeling this insatiable hunger while my body is turning to these shadows...Not sure how that was even survivable either.

 

I wish for Bill Goldberg to play Darth Sion in a TSL movie.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but you end up working the rest of your life paying his salary.

 

I wish George Lucas would stop making movies and just enjoy his $$$.

[Tobias Reiper]

Granted, but it turned out he had the idea for the movie that would be so good it would stand the test of time for Centuries, but since he quit, it'll never happen.

 

I wish I had the power to remove all the bad games in the universe.

 

Also:

Granted, but the world ended and now you're floating in space all alone with nothing to do and unable to die.

There's a difference to being immortal and being invincible:

Immortal just means you don't die from age. If I was immortal and shot in the face I'd still die.

Invincibility means you don't get hurt, ever, and as a result, probably don't die from age, but you still age.

So I'd take immortality and not making anyone mad enough to attempt to kill me over being invincible but looking so very ugly, and setting the world record for age which will never go away.

[Trench]

Granted. But they end up filling your house and you hate yourself forever.

 

I wish I could get my sub-domains working right.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, unfortunately you have to sell them or give them up once you do.

 

I wish you hadn't set yourself up like that.

[Tobias Reiper]

Granted, but then you did it.

 

I wish I could color my user title like they apparently did in the old days of lucasforums.

I want my dark green

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted but you have to use some HTML code that endangers the site and the SysAdmin get really pissed off and ban you for hacking the server.

 

I wish my nads didn't continue to itch.

[Tobias Reiper]

Granted, but now a part of your back that you can't reach starts to itch.

 

I wish TOR was coming out tomorrow.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted but it is fail even worse than TSL b/c it was not complete. The inspiration and motivaiton for LA's decision will be traced back to your wish in that post, even should you delete it--the sysadmin have a copy of *everything*. Congrats, you have just botched an already doomed to fail project to even bigger failure--and I didn't think that was even possible.

 

I wish I could see someone's video on YT of when they gave their baby pop rocks like Kelso said he'd do...

[purifier]

Granted, but now every video you see or rent, from here on out, are people doing they same thing over and over again in the clip. Which is called: "Pop rocks baby" BTW.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could see the future, including my own.

[Alkonium]

Granted, you see every possible moment in time to come from every possible point of view, which drives you insane.

 

I wish to know when Series 5 of Doctor Who premieres.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted and it ends up being the worst premiere of the show you ever saw--like so bad it is an insult to the concept of Dr. Who as an entire entity.

 

I wish there was some universal GMOD release that made both old and new mod releases work.

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

granted: However you come to regret your decission

 

I wish I was a pirate

[Hallucination]

Granted, but you're the traditional swashbuckling kind and don't last long against navies with missiles and machine guns. Enjoy life in prison.

 

I wish I could light myself on fire with no consequences.

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

granted, but you will still get burned whether you like it or not!

[Hallucination]

Bro, you're supposed to find a loophole in the request, not just deny it outright. And you're supposed to leave a wish to be corrupted.

 

I wish Te Dim Sum Man o' War left a wish to be corrupted.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but he forgot to to say anything even remotely related to the preceding wish.

 

I wish I had the Star Wars Saga on Blu-Ray.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but Lucas made you give him your left nut to get it.

 

I wish there was something left to wish.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, unfortunately some laser enthusiast decided to dissect *your* blu ray reader (even if you never knew you had it) after reading this article and being intoxicated by the beautiful sheer brilliance of indigo shine in the pics...and made a indigo laser pointer out of it that lights stuff on fire.

 

 

I wish for my home repair attempt on my 360 to be resoundingly successful.

[greggomonkey]

Wish Granted, unfortunately someone breaks into your house steals your games and cuts your 360 in half with a chainsaw.

 

I wish I ruled the moon.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you have no subjects, no viable resources, and no well, anything. What did you expect? It's the bloody moon!

 

I wish I was eligible for the YouTube partner program.