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If you were to terraform and rule a planet... (testosterone warning)


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Power

 

You allready rule a planet, what would you do with that excess power?

 

wealth

 

Again, you rule a planet, what's the use?

 

personal enjoyment

 

I didn't think I'd find a person who wanted the hassle of rulin an empire.

 

J7: Don't you dare to laugh at me for writing the above:xp:

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J7: Don't you dare to laugh at me for writing the above:xp:

 

I didn't say a world my friend, I'm busy playing football with Diego and a few friends on my planet ;) Your welcome to join in if you want.

 

For those who have ambitions of invading; You can only find my planet if you have the co-ordinates as we have the most advanced stealth technology in the entire universe, and the only way to get to the planets surface is via our ships as we have an impenetrable force field created by Yoda's digestive system... Also Chuck Norris is our chief of security... The combined might of the Daleks, Vulcaans and Aliens tryed to invade us once an Chuck roundhouse kicked them all!

 

Power, wealth, stability, and personal enjoyment, not to mention more potential resources to keep the economy going. What the hell wouldn't be the point??

 

Indeed I'm sure Hitler though much the same and look where it got him ;)

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Your welcome to join in if you want.

 

Can't argue against Yodas digestive system, besides the average *ahem* female quality on your planet seems to be most.... on second thought I don't need a ban right now:D Alright, I'll join but only if I can bring my mountain:xp:

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Can't argue against Yodas digestive system' date=' besides the average *ahem* female quality on your planet seems to be most.... on secon thought I don't need a ban right now:D alright, I'll join but only if I can bring my mountain:xp:[/quote']

 

Hehe, the more the merrier, your welcome to bring your mountain, I hear Natalie has a spare room too, so you could stay with her while looking for where you want to build your house ;)

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I like where this thread is going... :lol:

 

Not to be uber, but... Since I created the Dalasians, (In the Great dark war and Transdimensional war stories in the CEC) I have an alliance them... And I guess that means I win... For now... (Yay for my idea of transdimensional superadaptive tech)

 

Reading back through that... I think I had an uber moment... Don't worry, I won't take over all your planets... :xp: After all, I already have 7 planets...

 

Oh, BTW, Jeri Ryan and Jolene Blalock live on my home planet... :D

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J7: That would be most.... er suitable. Just remembered why Kristin looked so familiar, had a girl at school looking like her. I was about to try my luck, but my friend beat me to it, and almost got sterilized:D

 

Arc: Nice try, but you don't have Yodas digestive system:D As for your girls, one likes to dress up as a hag with pointed ears, the other seems to be too frontloaded to kis:xp:

 

EW: And you are a horny male adult:D As for Natalie, I'm terribly sorry, but she is currently a member of my harem, no need to worry however, Diego is still free:D

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You would be a horny male teenager.

 

_EW_

 

....May I have Natalie?

 

:rofl:

 

She's sat next to me and says she's not a possession; she said she's always happy to be wined and dined... However she says she is committed to mur'phon

 

Jennifer across the road did say she was keen to meet you though;

 

jennifer-love-hewitt-2-gm_l3.jpg

 

:)

 

Was that a joke or an insult? :confused:

 

Think it was just a statement of fact :p

 

Not to be uber, but... Since I created the Dalasians, (In the Great dark war and Transdimensional war stories in the CEC) I have an alliance them... And I guess that means I win... For now... (Yay for my idea of transdimensional superadaptive tech)

 

Its a big universe, you have to find us before you can invade, I also have this mathematical equation to show how what you have stated is incorrect...

 

z/y i - k,

 

l - j:k = g

 

g x v = L

 

Meaning;

 

Yoda + Chuck = undefeatable

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That it was just a statement of fact.

 

I'd rather not admit that as true... But... Maybe it is... Well at least I'm not as bad you guys are... You're actually fighting over actresses... :xp:

 

Yoda + Chuck = undefeatable
Alas, I am defeated... :p
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You're actually fighting over actresses... :xp:

 

Who's fighting?

 

Me and Kris are happy...

 

m'urphon and Natalie are happy...

 

Jennifer is eagerly awaiting EW's reply

 

Alas, I am defeated... :p

 

Not really :) we are a peaceful planet, we only open a can of whoop ass and roundhouse if someone attempts to invade otherwise we are peaceful and busy doing other things.

 

@ Herbie ~ I think that Diego would be a perfect match for you. :) Perfect

 

Hehe, I wonder what kind of children Diego and a Mon Calamari would have?

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Arc: Not admiting it is like not admiting the sky is blue, though I still don't expect R7 to admit it:D

 

R7: See above, and we aren't fighting over them, for the moment J7 just give them to us. I expect that to change once he runs out, then we'll trade them, gotta catch them all y'know:D

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and we aren't fighting over them' date=' for the moment J7 just give them to us. I expect that to change once he runs out, then we'll trade them, gotta catch them all y'know:D[/quote']

 

Who's going to run out? There are alot of very nice people on my street ;)

 

Just be sure not to cross Chief Justice Jae a few doors up from me at no. 11... Its only her holiday home as she has important things to be doing on a strange planet called earth?

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Arc: Not admiting it is like not admiting the sky is blue, though I still don't expect R7 to admit it:D

 

R7: See above, and we aren't fighting over them, for the moment J7 just give them to us. I expect that to change once he runs out, then we'll trade them, gotta catch them all y'know:D

I don't quite understand what you are trying to say mur'p.... are you trying to get me to admitt something? I'm sure that he will find someone for all of us. ;)

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J7: You mind making my mountain a specter on hollidays? You know above the law, and all that, it is for the good of (a small part of) mankind.

 

R7: Not trying, suceeding

I'm sure that he will find someone for all of us
:D Congrats, maybe there is hope for you yet:D
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J7: You mind making my mountain a specter on hollidays? You know above the law' date=' and all that, it is for the good of (a small part of) mankind.[/quote']

 

Yeh World President Yoda said, he was happy for that to happen and that he would make it so...

 

R7: Not trying' date=' suceeding :D Congrats, maybe there is hope for you yet:D[/quote']

 

May I enquire as to the story here?

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You allready rule a planet, what would you do with that excess power?

No, I don't already rule a planet. The terraformed planet is just a military installation and staging ground.

 

Again, you rule a planet, what's the use?

See above.

 

I didn't think I'd find a person who wanted the hassle of rulin an empire.

As I said, I'd turn that over to my brother. I would be Supreme Commander of military forces under him. Since the Earth nations' military powers would crumble in shorτ order (hopefully without excessive civilian casualties), it would be a pretty cushy job.

 

Indeed I'm sure Hitler though much the same and look where it got him

Everyone loves to compare things to Hitler when they can't think of anything else to say. Besides, just because conquerers in the past have been jerks doesn't mean anything about my own rule.

 

Incidentally, I accuse your avatar of being similar to Hitler.

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