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who would you rather be a samuria or ninga  

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  1. 1. who would you rather be a samuria or ninga

    • samuria (boo)
      5
    • ninga (you know it)
      4


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I'd rather not be one of them. They got guns. Samurai and Ninja's have swords. It'll hurt.

 

I don't mind air conditioning, but holes on every square centimeter of my body seems a bit odd.

Posted

Kinkyness is like a fly in your soup! It's dirty from one side and strange and exciting from the other side (seeing that the fly can never eat whole of the soup...so why do they try anyways? It's rude!).

 

Aaaanyways. Mjeah.

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Hallucination wrote:

And pirates > both. Combined.

But pirates don't function without Rum. Ninjas and Samurai do. Your answer fails. Period.

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  Ztalker said:
Kinkyness is like a fly in your soup! It's dirty from one side and strange and exciting from the other side (seeing that the fly can never eat whole of the soup...so why do they try anyways? It's rude!).
That was suuuuch a stretch. :lol:
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  Ztalker said:
But pirates don't function without Rum. Ninjas and Samurai do. Your answer fails. Period.

Ninjas don't function without darkness and samurai don't function with 100 metres between them and their target if the target has a gun. o_Q

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Hallucination wrote:

Ninjas don't function without darkness and samurai don't function with 100 metres between them and their target if the target has a gun.

 

Darkness is one of those things in life that will come eventually. We call it night! Rum is a thing of man. What if the rum market collapses? No more pirates. So, whilst Ninja waits for the night to come, a pirate could very well go without rum if sh*t happens.

Your quote about the samurai is correct though. Winning a hundred metre sprint from a bullet whilst wearing a harness and katana is not my favorite sport.

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  Ztalker said:
Darkness is one of those things in life that will come eventually. We call it night! Rum is a thing of man. What if the rum market collapses? No more pirates. So, whilst Ninja waits for the night to come, a pirate could very well go without rum if sh*t happens.

But night can be countered by artificial light, and certain parts of the world have sunlight for months at a time.

 

As for rum, everyone knows that at 3rd level pirates get the class feature 'Permadrunkness' and the lower level pirates can always get another type of alcohol, just because rum is their favourite doesn't mean that they can't have a beer.

Posted

Lies! What would a Ninja do around the pole circle?! It's cold there. Plus, there are places that have months of continuing darkess as well.

 

You claim artificial light is the ninja's bane! I ask you; what of alcohol-free beverages?!

You damn wel know the 'permadrunkness' can result in liver failure. So the Ninja wins without fighting. Also, the tier 3 weapon set of the Pirate features a broken rum bottle, implying they'd rather use it as weapon then as beverage!

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well i say NINJAs wins because they can go anywhere they want if they feel like it try telling a drunk pirate to walk a support beam and if he falls he falls into a pit of death i dont think so! HA!!

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