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Ahto Presidency Campaign 2008: Canvassing and Campaigning


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So, by extension of not supporting those cute, wubbable baby Siberian tigers, you wouldn't bat an eyelash if they were destroyed? DSMALL and SWK PP plan to destroy our environment. LeXX will even be granted a helicopter:

 

No, it doesn`t. In any event, I am sure that our running mate LeXX would take pleasure at shooting tigers from her new helicopter, just as much as she enjoys shooting wolves.

 

LeXX might shoot those baby tigers from a helicopter! She is on par with Sarah Palin!

 

As for LeXX, she is rather new to swk and thus needed a new appropriate wardrobe to match the colors of the swk forums. She has a lot of experience in the Swamp (and she could see Ahto from there too) and we thought that it could benefit you, dear Athonauts. You can't ask for anything better than a triumvirate of experienced reformed overlords.

 

So, Evil Mistress, how much will you tax the people in order to pay for this expansive, expensive wardrobe?

 

SSPP!

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So, Evil Mistress, how much will you tax the people in order to pay for this expansive, expensive wardrobe?

As we have said and proven many times, we have a solution for everything. In this case the solution can be summarized to one word: KSE . No taxes, ever! At worse, we will collect a few drops of blood from some members like you to keep KSE functional...err...nevermind.

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Evil Mistress, I propose that you are lying. Where is your proof? How will you fund LeXX extravagant helicopter? Not by blood, I hope. Nor by taxes, for then you would go back on your promise!

As said above, tk102's brilliant invention, KSE, will allow us to fund all these projects and much more. This is partly why the SWK People's party is the only party capable to satisfy everyone's needs and desires! Still we don't waste money on huge ads like the other parties, we invest it in what really matters and to ensure your sucessful transformation into Ubernauts.

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As said above, tk102's brilliant invention, KSE, will allow us to fund all these projects and much more. This is partly why the SWK People's party is the only party capable to satisfy everyone's needs and desires! Btw, how do you fund your huge ads?

 

How? By merely asking the people for donations! Perhaps you should tell the people what KSE actually stands for, Evil Mistress? o_Q

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How? By merely asking the people for donations! Perhaps you should tell the people what KSE actually stands for, Evil Mistress? o_Q

Do you really need to show your ignorance to the entire Galaxy? If you don't know what KSE is, then, you are not a true Athonaut. KSE stands for Knowledge and Satisfaction for Everyone!

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Do you really need to show your ignorance to the entire Galaxy? If you don't know what KSE is, then, you are not a true Athonaut. KSE stands for Knowledge and Satisfaction for Everyone!

 

I propose, Evil Mistress, that you are so far removed from the people of Ahto (a reason as to not vote for you), that you should realize that you never posted this up. And do not attempt a ninja-edit! It only belittles you, your running mate, and your party.

 

Glory to the SSPP!

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Just got this by email.

 

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Dear tk102,

 

Long time no see my friend! Hope the years have treated you well and kept your mind as keen as ever. I have been keeping busy myself on a myriad of projects, so much so that I almost missed out on the Ahto Presidency Campaign that's going on. I have seen that you, Darth333, and LeXX are running a positive campaign on issues I agree with. Like you, I too have sought to empower the SWK community. Certainly I hope my 1027 hours of effort put into KotOR Tool would be remembered. I want you to know I have nothing the greatest respect for you and Darth333. You two are truly excellent imaginary leaders. And now with the legendary LeXX, I can't imagine a more exemplary campaign ticket.

 

Please let the SWK community know that I'm fully behind you and the SWK People's Party. I would post this myself but it's been so long since I've logged into Lucasforums and I've forgotten my password. I had it on my old hard drive that died recently (donations welcome).

 

Sincerely,

 

Fred Tetra

KotOR Tool Guy

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To think I once I respected Insidious and Wiggin, but now I see their true colors allowing their unleashed attack dog Astor_Kaine to make baseless allegations against one of our most honorable members, Darth333. Shame, Shame!

We never condoned these acts.

 

Just got this by email.

 

Falsified documents - Teekay, I'm disappointed.

 

(no but seriously, out of character, did you really hear from fred?)

 

_EW_

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I propose, Evil Mistress, that you are so far removed from the people of Ahto (a reason as to not vote for you), that you should realize that you never posted this up. And do not attempt a ninja-edit! It only belittles you, your running mate, and your party.

 

Glory to the SSPP!

How can you say that? KSE is one of the pillars of our Society as you can see here.

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Fellow Ahtonauts,

 

there have been some glorious developments for the Global Dictatorial Party! Namely, the legandary Grand Master Luke Skywalker himself has supported our campaign to bring about Order into Ahto. In light of that he is generously asking all Ahtonauts who care about their world to shatter the illusions the other parties have built in their minds and join our glorious efforts:

 

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Help bring about Order and Prosperity to Ahto! Join GDP!

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