Jae Onasi Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Norad is doing us the great public service of tracking Santa. Check out this site to see if Santa's stopped by you yet. The Santa-cam videos are rather cool, too. As of the time of this posting, Santa has reached the Maldives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 He is in Qom, Iran right now. That is pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 The whole reason why NORAD is doing this is to find the location of Santa's Workshop and send an ICBM towards it. He's been trespassing on US soil for years, and they're always trying to track his sleigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 ^^^ Yeah, he needs to invest in a stealth sleigh. The U.S. does not take kindly to unlawful overflights of its territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Yep, Santa is the unknown international terrorist...dropping random items at everyone's homes...a very dangerous power indeed....ICBM may be necessary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Oh, I'm sure that he has clearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 He is in Qom, Iran right now. That is pretty cool. Does that mean Santa is a terrorist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Does that mean Santa is a terrorist?Yeah, I mean, c'mon, he just happens to give out these "gifts" for free to everyone. Anyone can simply make a nail bomb and wrap it up as a "gift" to unsuspecting children. How do you think 9/11 happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Does that mean Santa is a terrorist? He is lives in the North Pole, not Iran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 He is lives in the North Pole, not Iran. So he's a spy? How do you think 9/11 happened? That means Rodolph's nose is actually a detonator. The plot has thickened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 So he's a spy? I do admit that it is a little fishy that he visits every country dropping off 'gifts'. Perhaps he knows each nation's secrets and is building his own army of elves equiped with the most advanced weaponry? Simply speculation at this point though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 You know, Santa might be sued by PETA due to his chemically imbalanced reindeer. How do they fly? He gives them steroids!!!! ILLEGAL!!! His technology is way too advanced for a red-suited fat guy....strange....perhaps he's in charge of the black market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawathehutt Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I think hes a freedom fighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Buttercrust Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Man, those santa-cam videos LOOK SO REAL. It's like, I'm sitting there watching it live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Port Elizabeth. Another two hours and he'll be in England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I think hes a freedom fighterDuh, he dresses in red. He's obviously a Bolshevik who sold his soul to Satan for immortality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Yep, Santa is a Commy, Bolshevik. He probably spied on the U.S. during the Cold War... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Duh, he dresses in red. He's obviously a Bolshevik who sold his soul to Satan for immortality. Just re-arrange the letters in the name "Santa" on your felt board. He IS Satan. [/Church Lady] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Thats pretty darn cool! Atleast its a cute and fun way to waste taxpayer dollars... hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Oh, I used to watch this when I was a kid! XP I'd always make my mom keep the site running all night. I loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Man, those santa-cam videos LOOK SO REAL. It's like, I'm sitting there watching it live! They are real. Santa works for the Elvish League of France. Hes an international bowling champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Isn't tracking Santa kind of like hunting Saddam's WMDs? o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascendant_Justice Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Isn't tracking Santa kind of like hunting Saddam's WMDs? o_O Oh snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 When did Santa become a arms dealer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Psssh. Keep up with the times, Yar-El. Santa's been into weapons since the Cold War. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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