Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Here's one to try if you like Come up with a totally fake/ridiculous quote or phrase, feel free to make up its author and source too. Or it could even be something you actually have said Reach for greatness! I'll go first: "Let he who is without stones, cast the first stone" -Timmy of Nazareth 23AD mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 This is actually something I've really said, but here goes. "When life gives you lemons, eat them." - Me, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 yep. you can indeed quote yourself. *edits 'rules'* * * * ''Meesa Horny Ani" - Jar Jar Binks. Deleted Scene. The Phantom Menace mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Alkonium, not to copy you, but I actually did say this just the other day. "When life's got you down, make lemonade." I'm stupid...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 How I think a certain scene from LOST should have played out John Locke: Why do find it so hard to believe? Jack Shephard: Blind faith is for idiots! John: I'm not an idiot! Jack: Yeah, you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom" --Darktears, Aardwolf February 21, 2009 "And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, "You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend’s room. And God said, if you don’t nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking." And Student said, "Nap I shall", and it was good." --The Book of Genesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Sneak up on your enemy, face backside towards him, unleash destruction" -The Art of Fart by Sun Tzu mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "THIS. IS. STAMFORD BRIDGE!!" -Me, last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 "THIS. IS. SPAAARKPLUGS!!!!" -Leonidas. My Mechanic diagnosing my car troubles last week mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 When Life gets you down...who the (Bleep) wants Lemons?! Have some cookies man! -Me (2008/2009) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Sneak up on your enemy, face backside towards him, unleash destruction" -The Art of Fart by Sun Tzu mtfbwya Shouldn't that be The Fart of War? "Behind this mask there is more than just flesh Mr. Creedy. There my skull, and my brain." - V, V for Vendetta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 Shouldn't that be The Fart of War? Yes, that sounds better * * * "You can throw a horse into water, but you can make it sink" -Anonymous, 245AD mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "America, I have not been entirely honest with you. I did gagoogity that girl. I gashmoigatied her gaflaygitty with my googus, and I am sorry. --Bill Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I can has rainbow! -windu6 If you've been around Ahto long enough you'd get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 "Reality pays no attention to Opinion." -me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then we must fight." ~ Sun Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 ''And thence came The Three Chipmunks of The Apocalypse- Alvin, Simon, Theodore..." -Book of Revelation mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, maybe it's not so foolish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I can has rainbow! -windu6 If you've been around Ahto long enough you'd get it. I've apparently been around long enough _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 "Anyone who quotes me again is going to be in BIG trouble" -Anon.1927 mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Though still a good quote, it's some thing I came up with myself. "Contrary to popular belief, the majority can be wrong." - Me, 2009. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, "Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall poop a lot. And it will not be good poop, it will be the poop of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put laxatives in their food and you shall feel their pain." And Student began to weep, and God said unto him, "Student, fear not the poop, for all your fellow students will be experiencing the same." And Student dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him to use Wet Ones to ease the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 "Luke, This is your fathers frilly pink ballet dress....... Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldnt allow it....an elegant dress for a man, from a more civilised age" Obi Wan Kenobi. Early draft. Star Wars A New Hope. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 'And so, my bretheren we must march to glory, amidst the gangly wobblebottom forests of pingpongpoo!' --Cecil Fartleberry - Just now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 "One thing you can't do, is hold your liquor." - The Doctor to The Master, Doctor Who, Last of the Time Lords, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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