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Comrades! Overthrow your capitalist rulers! Free yourselves from ye chains, and ye shall have freedom from tyranny! From capitalism, feudalism, and slavery! Working men of the world, unite! You have a world to gain!

 

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Comrades! Overthrow your capitalist rulers! Free yourselves from ye chains, and ye shall have freedom from tyranny! From capitalism, feudalism, and slavery! Working men of the world, unite! You have a world to gain!

 

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Yes, go do that and slaughter some Aresen imperialists.

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Yes, go do that and slaughter some Aresen imperialists.
Why, that's the whole point. But if you're lucky enough, you get to help with construction of the glorious Palace of the Soviets!

 

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Isn't our comrade Stalin absolutely wonderful for the masses? Even our children love him!

 

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THIS IS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE TOPIC AT HAND BUT I NEED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW

 

 

I AM A RAGING CACTUS WHOSE PENIS IS EQUAL IN SIZE TO MY BICEPS, WHICH ARE THE SIZE OF BUSES AND I USE THEM TO TRANSPORT INNER-CITY CHILDREN TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVE A HEART OF GOLD EVEN THOUGH I AM ONLY A CACTUS

 

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I AM A RAGING CACTUS WHOSE PENIS IS EQUAL IN SIZE TO MY BICEPS, WHICH ARE THE SIZE OF BUSES

I knew that I shouldn't have given you access to our lab. You stole our secret weapon!

 

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Oh really? :lol: Well, my "sunken" submarine division sends their regards to your sunken "Special" Naval Forces! :p

 

Congrads you just unziped your fly.

 

Tube one single fire SUBROC...

 

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Detonation in 3... 2... 1...

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Conn sonar, loud explosion bearing 217 evaluate to be 15 kt nuclear detonation.

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Aaaaahhh, so that's where the flagship was. Byeeeeeee!!!!

 

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Now, I must file my report to his royal majesty the Emperor of Ahto.

 

CIWS deals with threat to flagship...

 

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I'm surprised some of the weapons systems were still operational while it sank. Luckily, they only hit a decoy.

 

Hmmm, I'll need to add this to my report.

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I'm surprised some of the weapons systems were still operational while it sank. Luckily, they only hit a decoy.

 

Hmmm, I'll need to add this to my report.

 

Kookee DFed your signal with his SIGINT magic. And I send a UGST torpedo right up your shaft seal.

 

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Yeah, Aquaman, blast the hell out of these Areseners!

 

(Yes, Aquaman has joined the Ahto defense force, due to suddenly discovering irrefutable proof that the Empire of Aresen has been involved in various illegal killing of whales. So there.)

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