Darth InSidious Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 To all and fingular, as well as Nobles and Gentles as others to whom these presents shall come, His Moft Ahtonian Majefty Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Duke of Holowan & Sovereign Dark Lord of the Sith, Chronokrator, King of Kings Ruling Over Rulers fendeth greetings in our Lady Stoffe Thrice-Wise. Whereas anciently and from the beginning the valiant and virtuous acts of worthy perfons have been commended to the world with sundry monuments and remembrances of there good deserts, amongft which the chiefeft and most usual has been the bearing of titles and status known as Peerage, which are current demonftrations of prowefs and valour, which order as it was most prudently devifed in the beginning to show and find in the hearts of men to the imitation of virtue and nobleness. Even so has the same been and yet is continually obferved to the end that such as have done commendable service to their Prince or Country either in war or peace may both receive due honour in their lives and derive the same succefsively unto their posterity for ever. So be it enacted, proclaimed, promulgated, declared, defined & made known to All, Singular, Dual & Plural, that, owing to great merit and worthiness, His Moft Gracious Majefty doth, according to the ftatutes and laws of thefe realms, in particular yond law known unto all gentles and nobles by terminology of "quod ego fic dico", according to the rites and cuftoms of this place and time, that the Domain of Razputin be annexed by the Holy Ahtonian Empire, by the authority of its Emperor, and placed under the suzerainty of yond City of Crocodilopolis. We further appoint as our Most Gracious Viceroyal Reprefentatives and True Royal Acquaintances yond perfonnages of DarthAve and Smon, gaining as they do the stipendiary incomes so attached, and the rank of Margrave/Margravine (delete as appropriate). Accompanying this appointment is the Referve Power to Appoint, Elevate and Ascend any whom they shouldft so merit, providing for correct form and due wit in their Elevation. So it is faid, so shall it be done. Darathy InSidious, By the Grace of Stoffe the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, Βασιλεύς Βασιλέων, Βασιλεύων Βασιλευόντων Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Wait...what is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralPloKoon Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 The beginning of the end. The empire grows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I saw my name in that first post. I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Majesty, check the third paragraph, second line, first word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Majesty, check the third paragraph, second line, first word. Thank you, Lord Great Chamberlain. It is now fixed. I believe, since our Dominion is eftablished, our work here is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Indeed it is, Majesty. Ah, the beauty of our imperialistic expansion! Observe as countless domains fall to the might of the Holy Ahtonian Empire, and the glorious consequences thereof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Haha but seriously can I get a layman's translation? I'm busy with robots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 We further appoint as our Most Gracious Viceroyal Reprefentatives and True Royal Acquaintances yond perfonnages of DarthAve and Smon, gaining as they do the stipendiary incomes so attached, and the rank of Margrave/Margravine (delete as appropriate). Accompanying this appointment is the Referve Power to Appoint, Elevate and Ascend any whom they shouldft so merit, providing for correct form and due wit in their Elevation. I thanketh thee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Haha but seriously can I get a layman's translation? I'm busy with robots. some faggot **** from the kotor forum working its way here HEAD IT OFF AT THE PASS SMON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Haha but seriously can I get a layman's translation? To all ma homies, and those nasty mother****ers for whom I'm 'bout ta talk 'bout, maself, da all-illustruous, all ass-kicking InSiddy D, by da name of the lord ma Stoffe and a bunch a' otha titles that represent. Now them good homies be building dicks and churches in some godforsaken desert, and the biggest of them homies are in what I like to call them Peerage, they be real powerful punks, fo' shizzle, and be real good ****, yo. But you know, these sons of bitches have done some real good **** for da Ghetto, whether its changing you mommies' diapers or kicking the gangbangers' asses. So I say lemme give now, that's me, da biggest punk in dis entire city, the very goddamn Covenant that goes like "quote mah ego, **** yo' dicko" as y'all homies were doin' it at da time. So I'm saying I'm gonna be takin' over dis whole shindig and givin' a sweet piece over to da punks at Crocodilopolis, yo. And I'ma makin' yo DarthAve and punkbuster Smon as my own two homies, they be gettin' some neat bling-bling and are now yo' chief daddies, you sons of bitches. And if any of you other punks be knowin' **** about ****, we'll be makin' yo damn good punks, ya hear? And that is all, mother****ers yo. InSiddy D, by mah Lord Stoffe and some **** in Spanish, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Awright. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Alright, I still have no idea wtf is going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 We're under attack! Everyone man their battle-stations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 The Imperial Empire of Aresen will not approve of this attack against its occupation of RD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Aww, they've gotten to Ray too. Well as long as they stay out of the withering husk of the Sam & Max forums, I guess I'm fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 The Imperial Empire of Aresen will not approve of this attack against its occupation of RD. Too late. Anyway, it's not RD any more, it's New Versaille. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Yay? lol I give up, I just don't understand lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 The ignorant masses never do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I think this calls for...high explosives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I put up the Imperial Flag of the Imperial Empire of Aresen in RD a long time ago, and Atho poo poo loo loo wacky land has no right to come here and play 'o i have a big one'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 The people should rise up and defeat this menace!! I say that we should form the independant Empire of the Rising Pyschonauts!! Resist this new occupation we must! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted February 24, 2009 Author Share Posted February 24, 2009 I put up the Imperial Flag of the Imperial Empire of Aresen in RD a long time ago, and Atho poo poo loo loo wacky land has no right to come here and play 'o i have a big one'. I'll be sure to tell them that. Ahto on the other hand has just claimed dominion quite successfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 But it's in your mind, your fantasy, only. The reality is, the Atho w/e can suck Imperial Empire Aresen's balls, and how are you a worthy enemy anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 That's right, ain't nobody gon **** wit Ray's ****, son! *cringe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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