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A Job Centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year.

 

Whoever gets employed even gets free accommodation in the form of one of the site's caves. It's not all a fun and games though as, apparently, the witch chosen will have to teach witchcraft and magic. Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.

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By strange coincidence I was reading this very same story not half an hour ago.

 

It certainly sounds like an peculiar job option - but I imagine that for £50,000 pro rata, many applicants could put up with living in a cave.

 

And at least they're an equal opportunities employer. :)

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sweet a job at last (and Alkonium the title Warlock means: Trator and wizard is like wise we prefer to be called witches even thought we are males.) so what state is this in?

It's in Somerset, in the South West of England, not America. :)

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Well, I think I'm going to apply; could use a summer job. :xp:

 

No, it doesn't. "Warlock" is derived from wǣrloga meaning oath-breaker, and is the correct masculine form of "witch".

Mad Old English skills there, Darathy. I prefer the translation "truth breaker", myself; sounds more poetic 'n'... stuff. As far as I know, though, the literal sense was already a male witch, rather than "truth breaker", by at least 1000 AD. From my (admittedly patchy) understanding, it's only because of the associations that the breaking of oaths had with both Satan and devils in general. The term has been used for over a thousand years, at the very least, as something more significant than a simple insult. :)

 

"You truth breaker, you!" Doesn't quite have the same impact as it probably did in the year 800... :xp:

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I was to told that in Salem Massachusetts by a witch

The word "warlock" is derived from "wǣrloȝa", an Old English word and in the Oxford English Dictionary (the authority) is listed as being the male form of "witch". That's a fact.

 

Whether or not you prefer to be called a witch is your own choice, naturally. :)

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My Pagan male friends would be rather insulted by "warlock." One of 'em might even slug you for it, if you made him mad enough. (Ex-Marine who went counterculture after he got out of the service. Colorful guy - just don't tick him off)

 

As for the gig? Sounds like something my spirit-sis would love. She could handle the cave living, as she affectionately calls her home a "hobbit hole."

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