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I would make a joke.. but living in TN. where everything is served fried, deep-fried, or country-fried with a side of bacon grease.. there's not "a lot of room" (har har a fat joke :laugh6:) to judge :xp:

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Texans are not fat; it is just all these carpet baggers have descended upon Texas without the proper knowledge on how to handle our Tex-Mex.

Good ole Texas, they raised and nurtured GW Bush
Carpet baggers, not a Texan. :xp:
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Carpet baggers, not a Texan. :xp:

 

Just because he wasn't sprung from the womb in Texas, he was raised and educated in Texas.

 

It is very hard for anyone to spend their formative years in one place and not adopt some of its localising factors, be it a vocal pattern, dietary preferences or familiarisation with a pervading set of values typical to the region.

 

Still, I can absolutely understand the desire to want to distance yourself from the oaf :thmbup1:

 

mtfbwya

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he was raised and educated in Texas.[/Quote] Havard and Yale --- Any Texan worth his/her salt knows there is only one true University, The University of Texas in Austin. All the rest are pretenders or carpetbaggers. :D
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Hmm. They must all have fat cousins in bakersfield CA and in Simi Valley CA.

 

Meh, let's just store all the nuclear waste out in TX instead of over a HUGE fault line in Yucca Mtn. NV. Besides, they can turn it into mini nukes after refining it.

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Looks like they have to update the "Only 2 kinds of people in Texas..." joke to include fat people.

 

No, I'd say "steers'n queers"* pretty much covers fat people too. :devsmoke:

 

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o (2:13-25)

clip from Full Metal Jacket, so strong language advisory.

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I live in Texas, and I'm not fat yet, but my goal is to be fat some day.

 

My 1st suggection to meet your goal is Round Rock Do-Nuts.

 

texas-donut-2.jpg

 

I'm just lucky that it is over 3 hrs from me, so I only get them during football season.

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My 1st suggection to meet your goal is Round Rock Do-Nuts.

 

texas-donut-2.jpg

 

I'm just lucky that it is over 3 hrs from me, so I only get them during football season.

 

Thats no doughnut, thats a heart attack in a box!

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Hooolly Wookies! That is like the mother of all doughnuts!

 

And probably every cop's wet dream.

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Hooolly Wookies! That is like the mother of all doughnuts!

 

And probably every cop's wet dream.

 

:lol: As the vice city policemen chase you down:

The cops say:

 

I'll chase ya, but I've had too many doughnuts!!!

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My 1st suggection to meet your goal is Round Rock Do-Nuts.

 

texas-donut-2.jpg

 

I'm just lucky that it is over 3 hrs from me, so I only get them during football season.

 

HOLY HECK!!!! I miss Texas.

 

And quite frankly, after living in Groton, CT(home of the Grotopotomus) I'd rather live in TX. It really isn't near as big as people think. Keep in mind that Austin and other major cities in TX only take up a small section of the Great State of Texas.

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Any nutrition stats on that monstrosity mimartin ?? I'd like to know how many pounds of sugar are in it :D

 

mtfbwya

Fixed that so Texans can read it... they don't do that thar metric stuff down there! *Spits in spittoon*

 

;P

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Fixed that so Texans can read it...
Thanks RedHawke. :xp:

 

No clue as to nutrition stats, but it cost $5.50 the same as a dozen regular donuts.

 

It is called: Texas Size Round Round Rock Donut. Never had one as regular Round Rock Donuts are big enough for me.

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