Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100257787>1=31036
ChAiNz.2da Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 I would make a joke.. but living in TN. where everything is served fried, deep-fried, or country-fried with a side of bacon grease.. there's not "a lot of room" (har har a fat joke ) to judge
Astrotoy7 Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 wait.. is this the same state that dictates which textbooks the entire nation's schools use? Lets hope this doesn't extend to include their eating habits as well Good ole Texas, they raised and nurtured GW Bush, brought us Deep Fried Coke, and now lead the way in this exciting new endeavour mtfbwya
mimartin Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 Texans are not fat; it is just all these carpet baggers have descended upon Texas without the proper knowledge on how to handle our Tex-Mex. Good ole Texas, they raised and nurtured GW BushCarpet baggers, not a Texan.
Astrotoy7 Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 Carpet baggers, not a Texan. Just because he wasn't sprung from the womb in Texas, he was raised and educated in Texas. It is very hard for anyone to spend their formative years in one place and not adopt some of its localising factors, be it a vocal pattern, dietary preferences or familiarisation with a pervading set of values typical to the region. Still, I can absolutely understand the desire to want to distance yourself from the oaf mtfbwya
mimartin Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 he was raised and educated in Texas.[/Quote] Havard and Yale --- Any Texan worth his/her salt knows there is only one true University, The University of Texas in Austin. All the rest are pretenders or carpetbaggers.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 Hmm. They must all have fat cousins in bakersfield CA and in Simi Valley CA. Meh, let's just store all the nuclear waste out in TX instead of over a HUGE fault line in Yucca Mtn. NV. Besides, they can turn it into mini nukes after refining it.
TriggerGod Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 Looks like they have to update the "Only 2 kinds of people in Texas..." joke to include fat people.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted May 6, 2010 Posted May 6, 2010 lmao that list is like a guide to the nation's ****holes
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2010 Author Posted May 7, 2010 Looks like they have to update the "Only 2 kinds of people in Texas..." joke to include fat people. No, I'd say "steers'n queers"* pretty much covers fat people too. *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o (2:13-25) clip from Full Metal Jacket, so strong language advisory.
Gurges-Ahter Posted May 7, 2010 Posted May 7, 2010 I live in Texas, and I'm not fat yet, but my goal is to be fat some day.
mimartin Posted May 7, 2010 Posted May 7, 2010 I live in Texas, and I'm not fat yet, but my goal is to be fat some day. My 1st suggection to meet your goal is Round Rock Do-Nuts. I'm just lucky that it is over 3 hrs from me, so I only get them during football season.
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2010 Author Posted May 7, 2010 That looks like a meal, not merely a doughnut.
Gurges-Ahter Posted May 7, 2010 Posted May 7, 2010 Is it in Roundrock (north of Austin)? If so, that's about 3 hours from me as well. I'm not much into sweets though... I'd much prefer some Magnolia Cafe in Austin.
TriggerGod Posted May 8, 2010 Posted May 8, 2010 My 1st suggection to meet your goal is Round Rock Do-Nuts. I'm just lucky that it is over 3 hrs from me, so I only get them during football season. Thats no doughnut, thats a heart attack in a box!
purifier Posted May 8, 2010 Posted May 8, 2010 Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Hooolly Wookies! That is like the mother of all doughnuts! And probably every cop's wet dream.
Astrotoy7 Posted May 8, 2010 Posted May 8, 2010 Any nutrition stats on that monstrosity mimartin ?? I'd like to know how many kilograms of sugar are in it mtfbwya
Darth Avlectus Posted May 8, 2010 Posted May 8, 2010 Hooolly Wookies! That is like the mother of all doughnuts! And probably every cop's wet dream. As the vice city policemen chase you down: The cops say: I'll chase ya, but I've had too many doughnuts!!!
Tommycat Posted May 8, 2010 Posted May 8, 2010 My 1st suggection to meet your goal is Round Rock Do-Nuts. I'm just lucky that it is over 3 hrs from me, so I only get them during football season. HOLY HECK!!!! I miss Texas. And quite frankly, after living in Groton, CT(home of the Grotopotomus) I'd rather live in TX. It really isn't near as big as people think. Keep in mind that Austin and other major cities in TX only take up a small section of the Great State of Texas.
Gurges-Ahter Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 I've left Texas a few times but always come back. There's really only one other place I'd consider living (San Francisco).
RedHawke Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 Any nutrition stats on that monstrosity mimartin ?? I'd like to know how many pounds of sugar are in it mtfbwya Fixed that so Texans can read it... they don't do that thar metric stuff down there! *Spits in spittoon*
mimartin Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 Fixed that so Texans can read it... Thanks RedHawke. No clue as to nutrition stats, but it cost $5.50 the same as a dozen regular donuts. It is called: Texas Size Round Round Rock Donut. Never had one as regular Round Rock Donuts are big enough for me.
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