elTee Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Hey whats your favourite LEC (this is beside the point, if you're in a hurry skip the parentheses. I looked on the LEC site for info. regarding Legal use of thier logo, and it says you HAVE to write either LEC, LucasArts, or LucasArts Entertainment Company. Thats LucasArts as in not lucasarts, lucas arts, Lucas Arts, etc etc. Also, LEC as in not LC. Thats if you write it on your site, by the way. They can't arrest you for saying 'I love Lucas arts' on this forum, or anything like that) game quote? I have a few. - Monkey Island 1, Herman Toothrot. (Best part of quote is in bold) Guybrush: Hey! How did you get here without a head? Herman: 'I have a head' - Day of the Tentacle, Dr. Fred Laverne: 'Whats a tentacle?' Dr. Fred: 'Oh, just something I whipped up in my spare time. Made good pets, actually - until one of them tried to take over the world. Had to tie the little buggers up in the basement.' - Day of the Tentacle, Purple Bernard: 'Ok, you're free to go.' Green: 'Hey thanks Bernard.' Purple: 'Yes, thank you naive human.' - Sam n Max, whole quote Max: 'Do you think anyone was on that bus?' Sam: 'No-one we love or care about.' - Monkey Island 3, LeChuck LeChuck: 'Guybrush Threepwood, by my gangrenous gut, I don't know how you escaped my Carnival of the Damned, but you won't escape a taste of my blade!' (The sword is shot from his hand by Elaine) LeChuck: 'Dargh!' Ok, what are yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telarium Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 The things you can say to Elaine in MI2 are pretty damn funny to me. Some of the highlights: "You're the governor of my heart, baby." "Still ignoring fashion, eh? Good for you." "Great to see you again. Is there any food in this dump?" "So tell me... You and the gardener, eh?" "Do you have my red sweater? I can't find it anywhere." "I'm not sure, but don't you owe me some money?" "How's your sister? The REALLY good-looking one?" "I should warn you -- I cancelled the boat insurance." "I came all this way to see you -- at least get me a beer." "Those other women meant nothing to me." "Have you been forwarding all my mail?" "So, who's the father?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordmaster Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Oh gawd, there are too many... Just a few from the top of my head. Sam & Max Hit the Road Sam: That was a pleasantly understated credit sequence. Max: I enjoyed the cheesy retro ambience. Sam: What the hell are you talking about, Max? Max: Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull or one of us is ticking. Grim Fandango Waiter at Blue Casket: She takes from the rich and gives to me to pour. Manuel: Glottis... Glottis... is that a German name? Glottis: Oh, no! My roots lie not in any Earthly nation's soil. I am an elemental spirit summoned up from the Land of the Dead itself and given one purpose, one skill, one desire... TO DRIVE! Or, to change oil or adjust timing belts if no driving jobs are open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 I can never seem to remember the really cool ones... One classic tho, from MI1 when Guybrush first meets Elaine - "Dmnkly!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 16, 2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2002 You reminded me of a cool one from Sam n Max: Max: This doesn't look like the Lincoln tunnel Sam Sam: No, it looks like a mildly volatile hostage situation Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeddlingMonk Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Sam: You must really love fish. 'Woody': Actually, I'm alergic to fish. Sam: Then why do you work here? 'Woody': Because I'm even more allergic to poverty. Sam: I really loved all your movies. Especially the early, funny ones. 'Woody': What are you talking about? Bowlsley: Everybody lies, even the bell! Ding, ding! Can I help you?! Can I help you!? Can I frigging help you ding ding ding!! Guybrush: This island doesn't look like a skull at all. It looks like a great big enormous duck! It should be called Duck Island. Welshman: Well, you have to sort of squint and turn your head and, oooh, it's just so scary! Guybrush: If you squint and turn your head it looks like a bunny. Manny: So what is that stuff they pack canned hams in, anyway? Max: I'm ripe with anticipation. Sam: I thought I smelled something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Sam: That's no head Max, that's one damned ugly timebomb. Let's leave this criminal cesspool pronto. Max: Sam, is pronto... a real word? Guybrush: What books do you have? Librarian: What? You want me to name all of them for you? Guybrush: You guys got any more marshmellows? Scabb Pirates: Marshmellows? Dank(?): That's his cotton for under his eyepatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Adventurer Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Guybrush: If there is one thing I've learned from all this its....never pay more then 20 dollors for a computer game. Elaine: What? Guybrush: I have no Idea why I just said that. (ok it goes something like that. Right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 When guybrush goes to pick up the carpenter's chair... Guybrush: I don't touch other peoples stools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 17, 2002 Author Share Posted January 17, 2002 Sam n Max re. themselves: 'Another confused census taker?' and this ones from flash gordon, but i love it: Barin: I've changed Aura. Aura: I've changed too. Barin: I love you, will you marry me? Zarkov: (cracks the door lock) Ah! I knew it was one of the prime numbers of the zeta series! I haven't changed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 VIVA REVOLUTION!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 "This is too easy. Now to get to my ship". -Pre-Jedi Kyle Katarn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Geez... I remember that only too well... it was one of his only lines in the demo heh heh. One character in almost every game: "I'm selling these FINE leather Jackets..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Grim Fandango: "You smell like bacon and oppression, man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 18, 2002 Author Share Posted January 18, 2002 I called my cat bony, till she said it wouldn't do. I said, why? She said 'cos sister, thats what I've been calling you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungPaoJake Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 max: "i'd be peeing in my pants if i wore any" or something like that... -jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooJaka14m Posted January 21, 2002 Share Posted January 21, 2002 "That's pretty big rasp attached to that key. Out of toilet paper?" -- Max. There's also that really long quote from Brink from The Dig but I don't think it was in the game or something. It was really funny though because it was a 2 minute insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie3118 Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 guybrush: "that's the second biggest conch shell I've ever seen! ...no...wait...that IS the biggest conch shell I've ever seen!!" max: "facilities be damned, I need a bathroom!" sam: "lord, i'm tired of this drivel." sam: "wanna do some coloring, lil buddy?" max: "u know sam, we lagamorphs are color blind." sam: "that's funny. so are we." meh, that's all i can think of off the top of my head...ok, so it's not verbatim, but forgive me, i haven't played S&M in years. i should.... hehe. ~Eva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoha Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 Manny: Any messages for me? Eva: No, calls stopped coming for you the day you left. They're still sending you that lingerie catalog, though. Carla: Aw rats, Manny, I almost got to strip-search ya! Guybrush:I could really use a breath mint. Storekeeper: You're telling me! Guybrush: So, tell me about LOOM. LOOM salesman: You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's™ Brian Moriarty™? Why it's an extraordinary adventure with an interface of magic, stunning, high-resolution, 3D landscapes, sophisticated score and musical effects. Not to mention the detailed animation and special effects, elegant point 'n' click control of characters, objects and magic spells. Beat the rush! Go out and buy Loom™ today. Largo: Ha ha ha! Scream all you want. There are no police on Scabb Island. Guybrush: Then who eats all the doughnuts and roughs-up the transients? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorbie Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 I forget who says it, but in S&M someone refers to Sam as a bear and he shouts, "BEAR?!?" That cracks me up every time. Anyone remember the details? Some others I like: S&M: Almost everything those two say is funny. God, I wish they'd do a true adventure sequel. Max: I've got more hair on my furry little butt than you do on that hollow country head of yours! Sam (brandishing a ticking time-bomb head): Where should I put this, Max, so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about? Max: Out the window, Sam. There's nothin but strangers out there. Sam: I see old Mr. Bosco is generously giving away his profits to the underpriveledged, ski-mask-wearing youth of the neighborhood again. Max: I think that punk learned a valuable lesson, Sam. Sam: I agree, Max. I didn't realize the lower-lip could stretch completely over the head. Amazing. CMI: Welshman: Sure, mist (MYST) is pretty... but egad is it dull! Lemonhead: Shut up. Or I'll eat you. DOTT: Laverne: Ooh, a hampster. Just what I need for dissection lab tomorrow. Hoagie: I think I need that for the band, Laverne. You know, we could, like, bite it's head off or whatever. EMI: The chef: WAH DO YOU MOLEST MAH KITCHON!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 22, 2002 Author Share Posted January 22, 2002 That bear quote, god yeah! I loved that - it goes summat like: sum1, re. Bruno the bigfoot: "theres a bear and a monkey trying to catch him to take him back to the carnival" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryback Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 Nah, it's the surfer bigfoot at the party: Max: Have you seen Bruno around? Bigfoot: I haven't seen the dude since he rescued me. I hear he's hiding out from a crazy bear and bunny who want to drag him off to an evil carnival. Sam: BEAR!? Bigfoot: What was that? Max: Gas. More quotes here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 23, 2002 Author Share Posted January 23, 2002 Thats the one! I also like it in DOTT when Bernard puts the ink on Wierd Ed's stamp book. When he gives it back he says: "Sometimes I do stupid things and I don't know why. Its as if I'm being controlled by some sort of sadistic puppet-master." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueZTone Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 haha yeah that's an amazing one LucasTones it's really hard, i laugh so hard about those jokes in the games, but i can never recall any by myself while i read the previous mentioned i do of course remember them all and also remember how much they cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodilic Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 "thats the 2nd biggest monkey head ive ever seen" "What kind of a Duck are you?" "Treasure huntery" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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