-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 yes im bringin it up again, whats your favorite quote?? from anywhere? quote the quote and name where it was from. 'HULK SMASH!' -Hulk comics/series/movies/you name it 'You have failed your highness, I am a Jedi. Like my father befor me' -Luke Skywalker Return of the Jedi 'SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR SON!!' Army Drill Sargent from The Frightners 'If God wanted you up on that obstical, he'd have MIRACLED your fat ass up there by now!' same Army Drill Sargent from Full Metal Jacket 'You look like the type of queer that would **** a man in the ass then not even have the commone courtesy to give him a reach around!' Army Drill Sargent from Full Metal Jacket 'I heard only steers and queers come from Texas, and you sure as hell don't look like a steer to me, so I guess that leaves only 1 option!' Army Drill Sargent From Full Metal Jacket 'How tall are you soldier!?' "5'11'' 'Good lord I didn't think they stacked **** that high!' Army Drill Sargent from Full Metal Jacket 'Lets go Marines!!' Hicks - Aliens 'Ahhhh, absolutly BAD ASS', LETS PACK EM IN!' Apolme - Aliens 'Groovy' Ash - Evil Dead 2 'Come get some' Ash - not to sure witch evil dead this one came from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 I can only think of Star Wars ones now. There's: "This party's over" - Mace from AOTC "You focus determines your reality" - In my sig - Qui-gon from TPM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 "You,sir,are an idiot" "The best sign of other intellegence in the universe is that it hasnt contacted us yet" Calvin and Hobbse "The secret of the Universe is...42? I must be in the wrong building" Guy who made Charlie Brown "It takes one to know one" Bart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Meet the Parents: Greg "Gaylord" Focker: The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip, then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch. ????: Say that again or chew a brick, either way you loose your teeth! The Matrix: Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure. Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now. Agent Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead. Trinity: My name's Trinity. Neo: *The* Trinity? Who cracked the IRS d-base? Trinity: That was a long time ago. Neo: Jesus... Trinity: What? Neo: I just thought... you were a guy. Trinity: Most guys do. Nee: How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phonecall! ME: Life is one giant struggle against boredom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 My heart is a broken mirror ( Johnny Mellow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Pretty Car (its just the way he says it) - Mafia Guy From The Italian Job Ask them and they shall come! - Jim morrison (not the real 1) from 1 of the Waynes World Films "I Could eat a horse!" and "Make a wish" - Blokey from italian job i forget his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 I'm glad you started this thread because I love using quotes. I have qoutes from thousands of movies, but right now I wanted to quote my old Navy Drill instructor, One of the coolest guys I ever knew. "Get your nose out of my ass!" "This room smells like ass!" "Who's got the noisy ass?" "To the rear, Groucho Marx, March!" "I'm gonna hook you up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darth Talliusc Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 this.. is... my... BOOMSTICK ash in the third evil dead: army of darkness. I see your schwartz is big as mine dark helmet: spaceballs (right after dark helmet kills the cameraman by accident) uhhhh. (points at lonestar) he did it! WHAT? dark helmet in spaceballs i bet she gives great helmet dark helmet in spaceballs pissed off? if i was that close to a horses weiner id be more worried bout gettin pissed on dave chappelle in robinhood men in tights the romans have a god for everything, the only thing they dont have a god for is premature ejaculation.... but i hear that its coming quickly mel brooks in history of the world part 1 (roman senator speaking to the rest of the senate) should we continue building palace after palace for the rich? or dedicate ourselves to a more noble purpose, building quality establishments for the poor. how does the senate vote? (every senator stands up and as one raise their right fists) %^&* the poor some roman senators in history of the world part 1 why dont you make like a tree... and get the %^&* out of my bar! bartender with tourettes in boondock saints (mel brooks is telling his friends of the horrors that the original vlad the impaler {dracula} wrought onto his people, among the audience is Dracula whom they assume is a descendant but is the original) he pulled out peasants eyes chopped off their heads and impaled them! (dracula played by leslie nielsen) they had it coming. dracula dead and loving it (bart) dad, you killed zombie flanders (homer) he was a zombie? simpsons GET IN MY BELLAY! need i say? its good to be da king mel brooks in almost any of his movies that has a king in it. (sherriff of rottingham) wait you changed your name TO latrine? (latrine) yeah used to be $%^&house! robinhood men in tights (dave chappelle)eh blinkin hold the reins! (blinkin) did you say Abe Lincoln? robinhood men in tights (homer has his relatives all on the lawn trying to prove to lisa that the simpsons arent all stupid, after pointing to a few hopeless ones he points to a man homer lookalike in sweats) my legs hurt. simpsons (robinhood) what we need is a great feat of strength (isaac hayes) au contraire, what we have is a great strength of FEET! robinhood men in tights (right after renfield jumps out the window and lands on the sidewalk) (dracula) renfield, i meant for you to use the drainpipe. i fly. you dont dracula dead and loving it wow i watch way too many mel brooks movies. yipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 the romans have a god for everything, the only thing they dont have a god for is premature ejaculation.... but i hear that its coming quickly Dude that is some really funny stuff, now I have to go out and rent that movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Hasta La vista baby! Arnold Schwartseneger Terminator 2 nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 "Are you telling me that I an dodge bullets?" "No, i'm saying, that when you are ready neo, you won't have to" -Neo and Morpheus from the Matix "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" -Qui Gon Jin in the Ep 1 Novel "Twilight is opon me, and I must go...." Yoda is ESB "Never send a human to do a machines job" Agent Smith from the Matrix "If you strike me down, I become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" Ben from ANH "I'm a jedi, like my father before me..." Luke from ROTJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cognito Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Episode II the informidable Watt Tambor... "The techno union army BLEAAARRRHHHGHGHGFFFFRRNNNTTZZZZ is at your disposal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 "never throw water on a fat fire, It'll take your face off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such..." - Homer J. Simspon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 to darth groovy all the mel brooks movies are hilarious, i recommend that you go and buy the boxxed set because you wont want to settle for renting them only once. me and my neighbour once tallied up that we spent over 300$ on the same series of movies (weve been renting the same ones for the past 12 years). the movies that are the funniest by mel brooks are (in order, by my opinion) robinhood men in tights spaceballs dracula dead and loving it history of the world part 1 high anxiety blazing saddles young frankenstein one other quote i forgot to post from history of the world part 1 (mel brooks is walking out from the mountains with 3 tablets) thank you god, i will take thy laws unto the people. HEAR ME, HEAr ME GOOD PEOPLE. the lord thy god jehova has blessed us with these, these fifteen (one of the tablets slips falls to the ground and breaks) whoops.... these TEN. yes TEN commandments for all to obey! the movie has a large section at the beginning that is pretty silly. making fun of cavemen. next is the roman empire section which is stylish and funny and ends with mel brooks interupting the last supper and getting in the famous painting by leonardo divinci. following that is the spanish inquisition (a mean mean mean song and dance involving synchronized swimming nuns, real people tied to giant slot machines, and the death of so very many people). and finally they have the french revolution. my favourite line of the french revolution part is: (the king {mel brooks} and some unknown person are playing chess using a giant chess board and ordering real people in chess piece uniforms to act out the moves) (king) i think ill execute the kings priviledge, three moves to one! pawn jumps queen, knight jumps queen, bishop jumps queen.... GANGBANG!!!!!!!!!!! i damn near pissed myself at that part of the movie, at the very end we are gifted with scenes from history of the world part 2 (which still hasnt come out) including hitler on ice, a viking funeral, jews in space and much much more. mel brooks is truly a god of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Knight Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibballin Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 i like the simpsons so some of my quotes come from the simpsons i dont apoligize, im sorry but thats just the way i am! - homer simpson when mark hamill was on the simpons mark- homer! use the for.... homer- use the force?!? mark-no use the fork!!! from tombstone some guy (forgot his name)- why if it isnt the drunken paina playa, your probaly see'n double doc holloday- well i got a gun for the both of ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 DBZ Buu "YOU LOOK TASTY, ME MAKE YOU CHO-CO-LATE, ME EAT YOU UP" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Slayne Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 "I'm scared of you people...In a simulator!" - Drill instructor from Space above and beyond (pilot episode). "And there will come a time when a man shall lose his friends hammer.." - Anonimous prophet from Monty Pythons Life of Brian. Sir Gallihad --"Can't I have just a little peril?" Sir Lancelot --"No, it's too perilous!" Sir Gallihad --"I bet you're gay!" Sir Lancelot --"No I'm not!" Monty Pythons Holy Grail. "And the number thou shall count shall be three. No more, no less." Brother Maynard--Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pada-Wan Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 "I am a Jedi, like my father before me" -luke ROTJ "Qui-Gon jun would never join you" -obi-wan ep 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticSpade Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 ok here are a few of mine We had u to get around those crazy child labor laws -My Dad You're ****ting me right? -Super Buu Buu- Awww you're hear to fight me. MysticGohan- No, I'm here to destroy you. to be the best you have to play the best -Me (probably heard somewhere else though, can't remember) havin sex with a "fat" girl is like a moped, they're fun to ride until your friends catch ya doin it. -Matthew Lillard (Summer Catch, stupid movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 F***! Arse! The bartender guy from boondock saints.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Kyp Durron Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 You guys totally forgot James Bond. "The name's Bond. James Bond" The next movie Die Another Day looks great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Kyp Durron Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Austin Powers has some good ones too. Austin Powers- "Shall we shag now or shall we shag later" Fat Basterd- "Sarry, I Farted" Dr. Evil- "Ok I've been frozen for 30 fricken years. Throw me a fricken bone here. I'm the boss. Need the Info" General Guy- "I'm going to London Engaland" Monty Python is funny too but some one already said most of those. The Black Knight fight thing that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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