jediduo Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 I came up with a great idea that will bring yet more fun. I call it a rumble thread. Forummers join the thread and fight each other. It's kind of like an RPG. I will do the first post to show how it is done. Basically, your character hits/smacks/maims another character, and then depending on how hard you wanted it to be, you write how long they are down for. Be reasonable: No killing, and no excessive punches. (i.e. "jediduo down for 45 posts") The max should be somewhere around 10. Have fun! (Oh, um, sorry Artoo, but I will have to hit you in the first post, since you're the only person I know well. Feel free to retaliate.)
jediduo Posted August 29, 2002 Author Posted August 29, 2002 Setting... in a smoky bar. *J-duo walks up to the bar and motions to Artoo* "Hey, man, let me buy you a drink." *Artoo scowls at J-duo* "I don't drink with forummers with non-animated avatars." *J-duo glares at him* "You'll pay for that comment." *picks up beer bottle and breaks it over Artoo's head* ARTOO DOWN FOR 3 POSTS
Boba Rhett Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *a large figure rises up from the seat next to were Artoo was sitting* "What the hell do you think you're doing little, non-animated avatar, man?" *Rhett picks jedidup up and slides him across the bar top* jediduo down for 2 posts
Kylilin Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 jediduo down for 2 posts lol Am I alowed to pee on people? Good thread, I just love semi-organized cyber-violence...
Darth Homer Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Homer sneaks up behind Rhett* "Hey buddy!" *Rhett succumbs to the Vulcan Neck Pinch* Rhett is down for 2 posts
Havoc Stryphe Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Havoc runs at Homer* "Hey, you can't do that to..." *Suddenly Havoc slips on a puddle of spilt beer on the floor and crashes head first into a table* Havoc is down for 3 posts
DashRendar Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 DashRendar (in disguise as a Custodian sinse he doesn't want anyone to know he's dead) mops up the spilt beer, and swings the mop around to put it back in the bucket, but misses the bucket and whacks Homer in the legs, knocking him over. Homer is down for 2 posts
Tie Guy Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 Tie walks over Homer's fallen body, and then preforms a perferct peoples elbow. Homer down for another 2 posts.
Boba Rhett Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Rhett regains conciousness* *Dazed, he grabs a bar stool and swings it at the nearest thing* Bar wall is down for seven posts.
Havoc Stryphe Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Havoc regains conciousness, but not his wits* "Why you...! You hit my target!" *Turns to swing at Tie Guy but stumbles over Darth Homer and falls face foreward on the bar floor* Havoc is down for two posts
DashRendar Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 Rendar picks up some of the pieces from the now broken bar stool and throws them towards the nearest trash bin...but again misses. Tie Guy is down for 3 rounds
Darth Homer Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Homer slowly gets up...looks around* Geez... *He then jumps behind the bar and mixes up a drink.* "Here you go, Dash, I made it with cheese." *Dash's eyes light up and he greedily downs the drink.* "What was in that? It didn't taste like any cheese I know." *A smile spreads across Homer's face.* "Oh, there was cheese in it alright. I didn't know if you liked Limburger, though...What's the verdict?" "You put LIMBURGER in my drink?!?!?!?!?" *Dash runs off towards the bathroom and huddles around the procelain god.* Dash is down for 5 posts
Wraith 8 Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Wraith 8 sneaks up on Rhett* *Wraith 8 shouts VERY hard in his ear* WANT A CHOCOLATE COVERED GNORT!? *Rhett almost gets a heart attack and turns around to punch Wraith 8* Wraith 8 is out for 2 posts Hey... i think i did something wrong here
Darth Homer Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Homer pulls a Chocolate covered Gnort from under the bar.* "Here ya go, Rhett." *Rhett takes the Gnort and stuffs it down Wraith's throat." Wraith is down for an additional 2 posts.
Fishflesh Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 NL Ackbar talking to darthhomer "He darth homer wanne join the NL_Clan" Darth Homer:'wats NL?' "Darth Hommer becomes dizzy" Darth Homer down for 2
Tie Guy Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 Tie gets up and immediately drop kicks the nearest thing in sight, which just so happens to be Rhett. Rhett is down for 2 posts Rhett falls right on top of Wraith 8 with a loud Oooof! Wraith 8 is down for an additional 1 post. "Yes! And Tie Guy scores the combo!"
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 Suddenly Crazy Dog appears with a grenade and throws it at Rhett. "Yipee kay-ay motherf***ers!" But it bounces back and explodes. Crazyus Dogus is down for 10 posts
JEDI_MASTA Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 masta walks into the bar... looks around... and dives behind the counter lookinf for chocholate covered gnorts *whatever the f they are*... grabs a big box jumps over the counter... samauri sword in hand *im getting 1 soon :-D* and chops ties head off... o wait... thats not gunna be good for buisness better make it his arm....... tie guy down for 3 posts
darthfergie Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 "Hey you there!" says Fergie. "QUITE BINDING THE TAUNT KEY YOU TAUNT-WHORE!!!" says the crowd. *4 bears, 2 chairs, and 1 canoe come fling at Fergie while he is doing the lightsaber spin taunt* John Madden appears from nowhere "Now watch this on the replay here...BOOM! Now that's got ta hurt." *Darthfergie is down for 6 posts*
Darth Homer Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Homer has dusted himself off by now.* "Allright, you silly MonCal...you're going down!" *Homer runs towards NL_Ackbar and trips over Wraith 8 & Rhett* "Geez, who put that there?" *Homer tosses Rhett's & Wraith's limp bodies to the side* Wraith & Rhett are down for yet another 2 posts "Ok, Ackbar, your turn!" *Homer whips out a baseball bat, which Ackbar immediately kicks into Homer's face.* "Ow!" *The bat bounces off of Homer's skull and strikes Ackbar as well.* "Ow!" Homer and NL_Ackbar are down for 3 posts
DashRendar Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 Running out of the bathroom with the 'Porcelain God' that he ripped out of the floor held high above his head. Dash trips over Rhett. Dash is down for 2 posts. But wait! The 'Porcelain God' goes flying across the room nailing Homer in the head. Homer is down for another 8 posts.
TheMadDoofer Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 TheMadDoofer, diguised as Bob Dole, walks up to JEDI_MASTA. Jedi_Masta: Hey, look! It's Bob Dole! TheMadDoofer: *Hits Jedi_Masta with platypus* JEDI_MASTA down for three posts
Jatt13 Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Jatt13 runs up behind the mad doofer w/ a weasle* hey, tmd, wanna see my weasle? *the weasle runs into mad's pants and while trying to get it out, he slips and hits his head on the bar* The Mad Doofer is down for 2 posts *the weasle scrambles out and up jatt's pants.* AAAHHHHH!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!!! *jatt runs through a door, which shuts behind him. it turns out to be a self-locking janitors closet* Jatt is down until someone decides to open the closet door guys? hello? anyone out there? ooooohh, that tickles!!
Tie Guy Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 Tie gets up and screws his arm back on. He then pulls his gigantic sword off of his back and brings a finishing blow down on Dash. Dash is down for 3 posts But the sword slips from his hands and flies across the room and breaks the closet door into pieces. Both the door and Jatt fall to the ground. Jatt is down for 1 post
Boba Rhett Posted August 29, 2002 Posted August 29, 2002 *Rhett wakes up, grabs Homer by the leg and swings him at Tie's back* Homer down for 2 posts Tie down for 3 posts
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