Jah Warrior Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 ok list reasons why people buy an apple mac. 1:- You are awkward. 2:- You want to do graphics. 3:- You hate beige. 4:- You like only having 10% of the software thats available. 5:- You are scared of getting virus's. 6:- You are dont like games. 7:- You dont want to give bill gates your money. (who does?) 8:- You want to make life more difficult for yourself. 9:- You like paying over the odds for your computer. 10:- You don't want to be able to upgrade easily. Are there any I missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 11. You are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdoch Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 12. You are a masochist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatalStrike Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 13. You like not having to reboot every 5 minutes after you system turns 6 Months old 14. You dislike having problems with all new hardware. 15. You dislike your computer freezing all the time 16. You have nightmares about the blue screen of death 17. You realise that all Windows PC's use their great customer service as a selling point. You are intelligent enough to realise what this means. 18. 2 buttons on a mouse is far to strange a concept for you to deal with. 19. Apples are pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomHelix Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 20. you 21. have 22. no 23. taste 24. in 25. any 26. type 27. of 28. good 29. fun-to-use 30. computers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 2:- You want to do graphics. That is not so true anymore. I am a graphic artist and the last time I used a mac was about 3 years ago 31. You want your computer to be "cute" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomHelix Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 haha.....cute, yeah right.......cute like my *expletive delete**expletive delete* 32. u want a cute substitute u can beat up other than the Furby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 33. You wanna be owned by PC ppls;):Dlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 well, outcast is comming for mac too, so it's not that bad... see: no quote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 34. You like using really small crappy keyboards (come with original purchase of the comp.) 35. You like holding down the only mouse button for 5 seconds everytime you want to do a pc right-click. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehomicidalegg Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 35. you also need to find the number for your psychiartrist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 36. Does it to be Avant Guard and have something to argue about in a coffee shop somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 37. You're an elitist *******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kaan Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 Hehe, my G4 runs fine. Cant wait to play JKII on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 39: You dont have enough money for a PC! 40: You dont wanna be an individual....(Big words there...hehe)! -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kaan Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 41. You HAVE a new P4 2.53mhz on a 533 fsb gigabyte mobo with a Gig of 1066mhz rdram and a GF4 Ti-4600 but the Mac G4 you bought your wife is faster, cost less and never has problems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 but has no games .... which defeats the point of the speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 LMAO!!! ^^^ 38. like computers to control you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 42. you like to be different in a predictable way (not that there are many ways) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 43. You are an idiot 44. You want to rebel agains where the world is heading in Computers 45. You are gay and like frufy collors 46. You want to invest your money in Apple so in 3 years the company isnt out of buisness 47. You think that having "i" infront of thinks is cool and means that its "technologicly adnvanced" 48. You hate Intel 49. You hate IBM 50. You hate everyone else 51. You are a iFruity iIdiot 52. You hate Windows Note to people who are thinking about getting a mac instead of a PC, YOU DONT HAVE TO USE WINDOWS ON PCs!!! I have Win. 98 and Lenex on mine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonces Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 53. You truely know nothing about computers or the industry 54. It's Linux not Lenex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Originally posted by Toonces 53. You truely know nothing about computers or the industry 54. It's Linux not Lenex Plz dont dis me for my spelling, and i know, sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 55. You dont have the cranial capacity to understand a PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Originally posted by gorganfloss 55. You dont have the cranial capacity to understand a PC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! THE ULTAMATE MAC DISS!!! DUDE! YOU DA MAN!! :lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 56. You don't want to break your back while bending down to hit the power button to turn on the mac. You have to be a Lazy@$$, because the only reason that you buy it is because of the power button is on the Keyboard:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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