Surfnshannon Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Dear Santa - I hope you visit us here at Gee Bee.com and read our posts. Though most of us are naughty there are a select few who deserve your gracious gift giving. Therefore I would like to start this thread just for you to read our christmas desires. We promise to leave you "gift baskets" with jawa cookies and "chewie" reindeer snacks for rudolph. Also Rhett will give you some elves to take back with you to make your slaves. Errr..I mean Christmas Elves. Though some of them may be cross dressers and have beards some of them are actually girls. I know it is confusing but you just have to go with it. Anyways - most of us have the Episode 2 dvd, but we'd like to request it for all those unfortunate others who do not have it yet. Also, a few would like the FOTR special DVD - I know it is a really long ass movie but they really do deserve it. Now Havoc...I don't know I think you should just get him a dvd because he has out done us all in the department of Home Theater. It isn't fair. Tie Guy desperatly needs a new computer. Boba Rhett would like a sneak preview of the TTT - can you drop that off early? Rogue Nine needs a book preferably one about "what to do when the wrong woman loves you". Please don't get Young David anything - he played a terrible joke on us and stole our viginity - I mean I am not sure what I mean - but he deserves some coal. Eets - I think he wants a Life size Natalie Portman doll, I'm still not exactly sure why?? NL Ackbar would like multiple copies of RollerCoaster Tycoon 2. He loves that game!!! Jediduo is still waiting for his delorian - maybe you can bring him a 86 honda? Crazy dog needs his own email address and an identity. He keeps switching it on us - and a memory too. Anyways... Thanks Santa Don't forget my PS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 ROFL!!!!!!! That is great STTCT! But I still have some things on my Christmas Wish List, even after the entertainment system! Eets - I think he wants a Life size Natalie Portman doll, I'm still not exactly sure why?? Haha!!!!! I love it when Eets gets it from someone else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Dear Santa, please don't give me the coal. You know that I'm a good boy most time of the year and that appologized ... I'd rather don't have anything because I don't really believe you exist. But if you do, forget my present and give STTCT a ps2 instead ... maybe It'll forget her how muxh she hates me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy this year, but I don't really know what I would like for Christmas...maybe just bring me a PDA and I'll be happy. I would also like to say that Young David does not deserve anything this year. --D. Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Dear Santa, That book would be really nice. Either that or spending the Christmas vacation with my girlfriend. Eh, scratch the book. Just let me spend a good substantial amount of time with my girlfriend. That's all I want. Nothing material. Just her. Thanks. ~Nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 dear santa, ive been a good boy. u may ask ppl in here. so i think i deserve a new computer, so that way im again able toi play some good games like jk2. and that life size nat doll isnt bad either sincerly pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Dear Santa, I wan- Nevermind, STTCT said it already. - Your beloved Eets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Dear Santa, You are the coolest guy I write to and don't really know, I've been good and got myself a job, but I'm saving my $$$ to buy a new computer, and will save you time by buying my family presents. Surround Sound Speakers Games: Jedi Outcast Return to Castle Wolfenstein Red Faction Clone Campaigns Final Fantasy VIII Final Fantasy IX CDs: P.O.D. Satellite CD KJ-52 CD Star Wars Attack of the Clones Soundtrack Gladiator Soundtrack DVDs: Shrek DVD Behind Enemy Lines DVD A Beautiful Mind DVD Lord of the Rings DVD Gladiator DVD Final Fantasy DVD Planet of the Apes DVD The Matrix DVD Other Things: Walky Talkies Video Camera Crossbow Sword of shadows Or if you're really going to overdo it, here is other stuff i would like: Xbox Turok: Evolution OR Geforce 4 PCI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRaZy doG Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Dear Santa, I have been a good little boy this year so please give me: The James Bond Special Editions DVD, LOTR extended edition DVD, AoTC DVD, Battlefield 1942, Medal Of Hounor: Spearhead, James Bond OO7: Nightfire for PC A screensaver with my password on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Originally posted by Havoc Stryphe Haha!!!!! I love it when Eets gets it from someone else! You must really feel the love around here then. Dear Santa: I've been a really good boy this year, but all i want for christmas is for the next year and a half to be over. You can handle that, right? Merry Christmas, Tie Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 14, 2002 Share Posted November 14, 2002 Dear Santa, Last year I sent my christmas list to you with a various amount of items. I was very displeased that christmas when I didn't even get half of what I asked. Lets get the act together huh? First off, get some new elves. The ones last year were a bunch of over paid temps. They obviously misfiled my christmas list which caused the lacking of all my christmas items. Actually you know what? Just send me a blank check so I can save you the trouble. I know flying all over the world must be a strain on your back so just drop the check off at my place. Sincerly, ckcsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Dear santa, i know i already sent my list to you (you know how i hate procrastinating ), but i forgot a few things. in volume 3, the letters E and F, it somehow slipped my mind. i don't know hw, but it did. i want the fellowship of the rings collectors edition. just stick it in there between the elephant and Finland. also, i would greatly enjoy a broadband conection for my computer. or a T3. or anything faster than 56k. and just fyi, that goes in the accesories sub-list. there's a lot more that i want, but that's all for now. plz get STTCT her ps2, for thinking of us enough to start this thread, and eets really wants that doll. (i think he just wants it to play "dress up" with her, but i'm sure you know that already). oh, and you can have my elf. not that i don't appreciate it or anything, but i'm out of otatoes and she (or he. ?) is starting to get cranky. *beats elf back with long stick* please, come take her! i mean, i would feel honored if you would accept my gift. well, that's all for now, so see ya! ~Jatt~ P.S. - YD doesn't even deserve coal. i say you give him reindeer feces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Dear Jesus, Thank you for being born so we can all feel the greed and get presents. Dear Santa, Last year I ordered a SCUD missile and a Class IV launcher, instead you gave me socks and underwear. You must have screwed up my order with someone else's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Dear Santa, All I want is my debts payed off. I don't want to have to work during my Christmas break to earn the money... I'm too lazy! But I guess that's why I won't get anything. Oh well. It would be nice if you could give Rhett a fake Ring of Power. He'd be crazy over it. And don't forget Eets' doll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 How many of us are using the brilliant Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes for inspirtation? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 I want a new PC.... *runs to grab paper and starts jotting things down left and right* I hope santa has a BIIIIIIG sled this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Originally posted by ckcsaber How many of us are using the brilliant Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes for inspirtation? Huh? Oh man it's been so long since I've read that! I know YD's a fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Clefo's post is exactly like a Calvin and Hobbes strip. I remeber it vivedly. I love tthat strip too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 My hands were all shaky My hands are all pale. A letter from Santa Had just arrived in the mail. It was hand written, In old fashioned ink pen It was handsomely written And dated Twelve-Ten. "Dear Calvin," it said "I'm writing because This year I've repealed My naughty/nice laws. So now I urge you: Be vulgar and crude! I like it when children Are boorish and rude. Burp at the table! Gargle your peas! Never say 'Thank you,' 'Your Welcome,' Or 'Please.' Talk back to your mother! Don't do what you're told! Stick your tongue out At your Dad if he scolds. Drive everyone crazy! I really don't care. Act like a jerk Anytime, Anywhere! I'm changing the rules! The Bad girls and boys Will be, from now on, The ones who get the toys! Good little kids make Me sick, its no joke Sincerely, signed Santa ...And Then I awoke. I hate being good (Or trying to fake it). Six days until Christmas I don't think I'll make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. And a Playstation 2 with a copy of Kingdom Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 Dear Santa: I only want one thing. My own country. People don't have to be included. Mountains and forests would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 IO ike that Calvin and Hobbes that went something like this Dear Santa, My name is Melville. Im Calvin's new baby brother. Dont mess up our lists cause there are now 2 kids in this house. Hobbes: Melville? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 An Aston Martin DB-5 Star Wars Saga on DVD A Crisp Dollar Bill The James Bond Collection on DVD A 19" Samsung monitor. Nvidia Geforce-4 HP all in one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Dear Santa, All I want is a Toyota Supra that I can tinker with. Preferably one fast enough to run away from the cops when they catch me doing a hundred and ten in a thirty-five zone. Oh, and please don't grant Clefo his SCUD missile. I fear for us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 Dear Santa, Ignore Jediduo, I'd also like peace in the world and all evil people (that is: terrorists, people who bomb abortion clinics and Arizona State Fans) to turn nice, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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