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Allright so I'm off to the post office today, and (bear in mind this happened to me before) the enterance has these nice sliding doors, you know, sensors and all, the kinda door that are 1337. So, I enter and do my stuff, and as I'm about to walk out the doors made about a second delay in opening. So as I'm waiting for them to open I hand gesture in a way which would look like I'm opening it by using The Force. So they of course open (once they sensed my fat @$$ was in front of them), so as I step out I realise what the hell I just did.

 

Naturally the reaction at first was "YOU STUPID IDIOT" however along the way home I found it to be quite funny.

 

So main purpose of the thread = question.

 

Have any of you done something similar to what I have? (of course counting out the fact that you tried to force-pull your remote, we all did that)

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I always do that walking towards doors like that, most of them have the sensor pointing too close to the door, which makes you have to slow down to get through them. I prefer to have a newspaper or magazine in my hand so I can set it off from further away........

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Well, back in the day when I played JO non-stop for some reason I always tried to use the force to do things. I tried the remote thing obviously. But also more casual things. Every time I saw a door I stuck out my hand to try and open it. My friends still haven't stopped bugging me about that. Also I teied to force push my brother a couple of times. When it failed then I pushed him.:D

 

Thankfully I have grown out of that stage and have now been opening doors normally.:)

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Whenever I get up in the morning on weekends, usually the first thing I do is switch my computer on (to come onto this wonderful forum:)[/suck up mode]). Last weekend, after I woke up, I lay in bed, and unintentionally stuck my hand out and tried to switch the computer on using the force. When I realised what I had done, I got up and kicked myself in the shin:)And RO, I have said 'lol' a few times in front of my friends. They think I'm doing it deliberately, but I'm completely unaware of it to be honest;)lol

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i do the whole door thing and the stop light thing mentioned above..and i also watch the clock(digital one) and try to time just when a minute turns..i can usually do it. also when my friends and i play basketball, right after we shoot i say miss or basket..and usually im right.

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Oh, I've tried to use the Force for all kinds of things... levetating the shampoo to myself in the shower, opening doors, changing channels on the TV, mindreading and mindtricking people... Force choking someone who's really annoying me :D None of these things have worked yet, but... ;)

 

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I've done that before, but that's the extent of it.

 

Trying to do a Mind Trick works on people that have never seen Star Wars...it confuses them :D

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Originally posted by Agen_Terminator

Heh, i reguarly talk to people like i'm mind tricking them (you will leave me alone and go in the other direction), it usually gets them away due to the fact they things i'm some weirdo :D

 

My friend does that to me cause he knows that I like Star Wars. He doesn't like Star Wars so he makes fun of me. It's normally him who get made fun of cause he does it in a group of people, and I just act like I don't know what he's talking about.:D

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