Punisher2021 Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Hey Guys , I have something really weird I would like to share with you ,that I saw yesterday and I know ya’ll will get a kick out of it . Ok , I live about 10 min from RpTheHotrods house. So I was out and about yesterday and I thought I would stop by and say hi and maybe see if he wanted to get a bite to eat .I also just got a new digital camera so I thought I would go over and show it off . So I go up to his house, and knocked loudly on the front door. I heard his voice over the TV as he said “Come in Daneil” .I thought to myself ,”Who is Daniel”as I reached for the handle to open the door .As I opened it I could see Richard Simons playing on the TV set .As I opened it further my mouth totally dropped in astonishment at what I saw . There in the middle if the living was RpTheHotrod . He had a dazed look on his face with a psychotic smile .His face was deathly pale and was dripping with blood .He wore a woman’s pink ,flower shower cap on his head ,a leather jacket with a sport bra with what appeared to be two green tennis balls lodged underneath ,a green grass mini skirt with, thin brown and orange checkered golf socks with extremely teased leg hair .He also had two cheer leader palm palms in each hand . There he danced in the middle of the room doing something that appeared to be a combination of the Charleston ,disco ,and the hokie pokie with a few pelvis thrust here and there .He kept saying “I am SEXY “ I just stood there for a few seconds not knowing what to do .I was about to turn around and run ,but then I remembered that I had my digital camera with me and a smile came across my face .I quickly got the camera out of the camera bag and pushed the small power button . Then ,at that moment ,RpTheHotrod suddenly noticed that I was there .He immediately threw off the flowery shower cap and picked up an deadly blunt object off the leather chair ,and charged straight for me . Panicking ,I quickly started running backwards .As I was running I slipped on the remote which was lying on the floor and I felt my feet slip out from underneath me ,and I landed flat on my back .As soon as I hit the ground ,RpTheHotrod begin wildly swinging at me with the deadly blunt object . I franticly rolled out of the way and grabbed my camera .Still on my back I quickly shot a pictures of him as he was nearly on top of my with the deadly object just inches away from my face .RpTheHotrod ,momentarily stunned by the brightness of the flash ,let out a cry and staggered backwards . I then assumed the role of the nut cracker as I and administrated a swift quick in-between the legs and made a run for it . I have made several attempts to contact him by phone but have failed .Although reluctant , I will probably go over there tomorrow and see how he is ,since doesn’t have work that day .Oh ,I will bring my digital camera so I may be back with more pics if something weird is going on again . Click below to see the picture I got of him as he nearly killed me . http://www.copperlamp.com/Ebay/PicturesforEbay/RpTheHotrod.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Thats very disturbing. I suggest you get help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 yes..and here I am alone in an empty office at 4 am....if you need me I'll be hiding under my desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Seek help. Preferably professional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 I am sre down south, they find that look quite alluring!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Whisky Tango Foxtrot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 After that image, I will need therapy. And you folks wonder why I don't trust links from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoguePhotonic Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 LOL that guy looks pretty cool....would be funny to go out shopping like that and ****.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{BK}SupremePain Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 is that guy satan's girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Deja-vu! I thought I just saw this thread in the Valley? Hmmm, all I can say is: Eh! Wha De Foof! I was too lazy to read the whole of the post, and I shall never click a link on this site again! Muwah! -Edit- I shall never click a link on this site again! Muwah!...and now I'm stuck on this page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 *kicks link* Damn annoying links Heres my version of Punisher trying to kill me : I was happily on LucasForums and I saw the word kill, so I clicked on it, and then I read the story and clicked on the link, I saw the image and was blinded.... I cannot remember the rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 If I become any more cold and frightened today I just might die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 You know, the pic would be more believable if someone did a much better job with the eyes, seeing as how even I can see the artifacts from poor editing. I kind of looked like that for this past halloween, just without the banana, or the bullet hole to the head. So, next time, try asking a professional editor to help before releasing amateur work onto the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Joke 1.Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. 2. A mischievous trick; a prank. 3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation. Informal. 4. Informal A. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality B. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock It's just a joke so who wants to go through all that work, Andy? You wake up on the, "non-giggly" side of bed this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Well I woke up and realized I was in school. Does that count for non-giggly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 I could easily have done a 5 minute job of the same pic and made it look 40x worse than that. I could have added jaundice to the skin, missing part of the eyes due to decay, deep lacerations to the face and neck, and made it look bad enough to make that pic in the first post look like a saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Well aint you special. *pat* *pat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Now I really AM going to kill you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Maybe there should be a contest, and the award could be credits? Who can make this picture of Bill Gates; horrific, vandalized and generally destroyed? The best will win credits, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Isn't that picture horrific enough already?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 hmmm good point btw...that story isn't even close to being true for those with wild imaginations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punisher2021 Posted January 28, 2003 Author Share Posted January 28, 2003 Dude it was like 4:00am and I had work in the morning .I could have made the eyes better but I didn't have the time . Btw Adobe Photoshop 7 Rules :-D Ahhh Now Bill Gates Pic is a pic worth spending some time on .Oh but I am sure Andy will do a much better job on it since he thinks he is a pro . We will see whos is da best . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 disturbing...very disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 i swear man u need some help. serious help for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 Originally posted by vegietto i swear man u need some help. serious help for sure. Damn right he does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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