ZBomber Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 *Eats everybody except Taters and Katarn* Yeh, that should do it. *skips out of bar happily* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Guess what guys, it's my time of the month! *the whole bar runs for dear life* Yep, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by leXX Guess what guys, it's my time of the month! *the whole bar runs for dear life* Yep, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!! Hmm... Care to explain what you mean by that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by leXX Guess what guys, it's my time of the month! *the whole bar runs for dear life* Yep, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!! "Jeez, not even allies are protected in times like this..." Runs to airport, "Yes, I'd like some tickets to Zaire." "It's called Congo, now, sir." "Really? Jeez, that place always changes..." Grabs tickets and gets on plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by leXX Guess what guys, it's my time of the month! Payday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by leXX Guess what guys, it's my time of the month! *the whole bar runs for dear life* Yep, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!! *looks around and coughs* *starts dancing like an animated bananna* "Its peanut butter jelly time!, Peanut butter, peanut butter....." *runs off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy *looks around and coughs* *starts dancing like an animated bananna* "Its peanut butter jelly time!, Peanut butter, peanut butter....." *runs off* *eats Groovy thinking hes a banna* Groovy is out for this post... .wow, thats harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy *looks around and coughs* *starts dancing like an animated bananna* "Its peanut butter jelly time!, Peanut butter, peanut butter....." *runs off* Mwuahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber Hmm... Care to explain what you mean by that? man... if you dont know that.. i dont want to have this converstion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Wraith 8 man... if you dont know that.. i dont want to have this converstion Pokes head around the corner. Everyone in the bar is shaking with fear... "Psst. Wraith! I think he's joking. See the smilies?" Strolls in whistling. "Hmmm. It seems everyone is so afraid of leXX, now is my chance to do some work here. Maybe if there were some people to kill..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 *Slowly a cloud forms over the cantina, instantly and quickly red lightning begins to shoot out everywhere and hits Katarn07 ,Boba Rhett, and everybody else except LeXX(as evil demonic church music plays), causing them to explode. Then suddenly a huge beam of red light shoots down and slowly diminishes and shapes into a form of a man, YES!!! Darth Zaius has been reborn!!!! (evil Demonic church music climaxes and abruptly ends)* yes I have returned, and like I said I have become more powerful than you people could ever imagine *uses force shield and turns on lightsaber* come on and take me on!!!!! * Katarn07 and Boba Rhett are dead for 10,000 posts:dev7:and everybody else is dead for 2* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 After killing the ghostbusters, Katarn07 comes back and posses the body of his corpse. "Hey, I'm baaack!" Katarn07 runs to jukebox, puts in ear plugs and throws some to Taters, Z, and all mods present. "Put those on!" Inserts music and the Beegees comes on. 'AHH, AHH, AHH STAYIN ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE! AHH AHH AHH AHH, STAYYYIIIN ALIVE!!!!! IVE!!!!! IV!!!' Katarn07 laughs, "Losers! No one can withstand the sound of a bunch of guys with vices on their croches for... *checks wallet* Got enough in here for 5 hours!" Everyone but Taters, Z, and any moderators of any forums are out for 5 posts. "Mwhahahahah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Swings open the doors and walks in western style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 *from the back of the bar some1 shoots teutonicknight... every1 watches him fall to the ground and die* Now THAT'S an entrance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 "Hey, noone messes with a fellow Matrix fan!! " *Noone realised leXX was infact a Clawdite and they all watch her slowly morph into Anne Robinson* *The whole bars gasps with fear* leXX turns to Lynk... "You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!" Lynk is down for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 *pokes head through the door to the Cantina setting off the metal detector. the Cantina's Barkeep and all bar patrons stop brawling. all heads(mulitple and or other sensory appendages, turn towards doorway, before the universal cry of NO Droids can be shouted out, I give a quick nod and a troop of 's scuttle into the cantina, carrying Jar Jar Binks bound hand and foot in 3M Intergalactic duct tape; with a thermal detonator tied to his tongue. with a tiny shrill cry of UTINNI! the 's chuck Jar Jar into the bar, where the thermal detonator goes off, blowing Jar Jar's brains to smithereens. * AND NO REAL DAMAGE WAS DONE * everyone in the cantina unscathed by the blast, goes back to drinking, brawling, and generally being the scum and villany that they do so well, while Jar Jar's headless body like a headless chicken continues running around the bar, while bar patrons throw darts, and pointed sticks at it.* any forum member with status as a Gungan is out for 2 posts (and you can mumble all you like, saying 'How Rude!' but there's no sence crying over spilt Milky Way Galaxy's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 *wraith returns to the mod table and sits there to finish his wraithy Cola ©® .* well.. this is getting more and more interesting... yoh.. waiter... can i have some popcorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Originally posted by leXX "You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!" Lynk is down for 2 posts. Mwahahahahhahahahahhahahaha! Excellent pun. *gets serious look and lops off ZBomber's head with a red double bladed Darth Maul lightsaber. Without even looking at the remains, Groovy returns to the bar throws some money up to the bartender. "Sorry about the mess...., Gin and Tonic please, shaken, not stirred"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 "You must be a big Bond fan. I always see you do that in RPG..." Puts in more coins, "How about Boy George? That might do some damage..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 I secretly slip a poison in Groovy's drink. He takes it and drinks it, causing all his hair to fall out. Then i grab a nearby keg of pure alcohol and douse Groovy in it. *cringe* *Groovy is out until he grows some more hair....or 3 posts, whichever comes latest* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Originally posted by Tie Guy I secretly slip a poison in Groovy's drink. He takes it and drinks it, causing all his hair to fall out. Then i grab a nearby keg of pure alcohol and douse Groovy in it. *cringe* *Groovy is out until he grows some more hair....or 3 posts, whichever comes latest* NOT! *points to hooked horns on top of head* What hair genius? How can my hair fall out if I don't already have any? Your out for 3 posts for making a mistake. *orders another drink, makes Tie Guy drink some first to make sure it is not poisoned* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former *from the back of the bar some1 shoots teutonicknight... every1 watches him fall to the ground and die* Now THAT'S an entrance Walks in again, western style. (LeXX: Whoa, Deja vu) "Lynk Former! Surprised to see me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 *Glues head to shoulders* Don't make me poke you *walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy NOT! *points to hooked horns on top of head* What hair genius? How can my hair fall out if I don't already have any? It's called body hair, bud, and that's hurts the most. But, if you insist. I take out a DL-44 and unload a few charges into Groovy. *Groovy is down for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 Noo!!! you killed one of my sith bretherin, you shall pay dearly *Darth Zauis uses force grip on Tie Guy and raises and smashes his head through the ceiling, then slowly lowers the rest of him and flings Tie Guy so fast to the other side of the cantina that it makes him explode *Tie Guy is dead for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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