Darth Homer Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 *walks up to Topshot, taps him on the shoulder, & then hides* Topshot is twirling around looking for whoever tapped his shoulder for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 *beats Sabertooth to within an inch of his life* No, you can't do that. *stomps him a bit more before leaving* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Kain *beats Sabertooth to within an inch of his life* No, you can't do that. *stomps him a bit more before leaving* Can't do what? *mennonite is normally a pacifist, but now decides to fight someone. *mennonite digitizes Kain to the Windows XP desktop. *mennonite then downloads Desktop Destroyer from http://www.gemtree.com. *mennonite mutilates Kain (the background of the desktop) with various hammers, phasers, chainsaws, flamethrowers, machine guns, and even termites! Kain is stuck as the background of the desktop mutilated for two posts *as a safety precaution, MennoniteHobbit then digitizes himself into computer MennoniteHobbit is infected by a Backdoor/SubSeven Trojan for a post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 *Infects homer's PC with a deadly computer virus that could cause it to selfdesdruct * hobbit is busy fighting with the horse for 2 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 *runs away from the computer before it explodes* *tramples over Crow in desperate attempt to get far enough away* Crow is down for 2 posts Computer explodes after 3 posts, anyone in the blast radius is instantly down for 2 posts *anyone who is up at the time of the detonation, but does not escape the explosion in the next 3 posts is considered within the blast radius* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest *Infects homer's PC with a deadly computer virus that could cause it to selfdesdruct * hobbit is busy fighting with the horse for 2 post. Hey crow, I thought that u couldn't KO me if i already am KO'd. Oh well. MennoniteHobbit sees everybody's body on the floor. Hobbit decides to inject himself with cold water, just in case there's an explosion within the next 5 posts. If there is im not ko'd. Hey, if Homer is dead, I'll leave him alone. If he's still alive, I'll bury him that way for two posts. (Sorry, didn't know if Homer was dead or not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Originally posted by MennoniteHobbit Hey crow, I thought that u couldn't KO me if i already am KO'd. Oh well. Doh, i made a typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Well, now........let's have some fun. *Tosses Crow out the window with the power of his mind.* That was fun.....I'm bored now........ *Disappears back to the nexus from which he came.* Crow is falling through the sky for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 "Honey, I'm home!" *throws a crazy barrel o' monkeys at Topshot* Topshot is out for 2 posts beeing eaten by monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Hey, that Barrel O' Monkeys thing was kinda cool. *grabs barrel and stuffs MMMPIE!!! into it* MMMPIE!!! is stuck inside barrel for 2 posts *sits down at bar, looks at broken bartender droid* Nuts, looks like I'll have to make my own Flaming Moe... *jumps behind bar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 *walks in with his freshly prepared sandwhich* Hey guys, what's u- *is bumped by MMMPIE!!! in his barrel and drops his sandwhich* ... You will all die for this. *picks up barrel and throws it into crowd* MMMPIE!!!, Homer, and Crow are out for two posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 *Returns from the nexus of which he came. Eyes Rhett, magnoclamps his pants to his hips (ouch!), and tries to attempt an assassination of the ol' smokin' Yoda.* Foolish admin! Fear my power! *Grabs the yoink stick and turns him into a sandwich.* Rhett is a sandwich for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 ((I was already out when Rhett threw me, so it doesnt count for me)) *gets out of barrel, brushes off monkey droppings, and sees a lovely sandwich without pants just lying on the floor. Walks over and eats the sandwich... "MMM....FRUITDELICIOUS! ((i think i saw that on a american commercial once ^^))* *Dies from poison* I am out for 2 posts due to food poisoning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 *Miniminzes topshot with a shrink ray and steps on em* topshot is flatened for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 *Force pulls shrink ray away from Crow & shoots him with it* *Crow shrinks down, but his clothes don't* Crow is an inch tall & naked for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Lightsaber larry comes in and picks out his lightsaber and says Hire me kills of the Barkeeper and gets for a suspicuis reason knocked down by Vader who starts to scream iam your father Larry Larry sais noooooooooooooooooooooooo and pick up topshot and trow him against Vader who is killed and topshot is knocked out for @ posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 i mean 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 HAH!!!!!!! A newbie has decided to join our little bar fight... when will newbies learn to stay away? Now, since you have decided to come here... I have decided to scheme... Oh well, I'll be on ur side, NEWBIE, but for now... put at least SOME punctuation in ur posts... hard to understand urs. *MennoniteHobbit picks up a Bespin Gem Diver facility gem, points it at Lightsaber Dad... Lightsaber Dad is mesmerized via his beady little eyes for... let's say, 3 (three) posts? Hey, don't be offended... welcome to the bar fight thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Oh dear god. Rhett! Not you too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 *Beheads hobbit with an axe* Hobbit is busy looking for his head for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 how can yu order a drink i killed that Bar guy didnyt i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Hey Lightsaber Dad! You stole my avatar! NOW... YOU... SHALL... PAY!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHA oh, and by the way, while ur too busy thinking about "how can you order a drink...", I decide to... um... wait for it.... wait for it.... oh YEAH!! *MennoniteHobbit, yup, that's me, takes Lightsaber Dad's lightsaber, and stabs lightsaber lad with it.... mennonitehobbit: "You know, i would try to use something else to injure you, but your lightsaber seemed handy..." LIGHTSABER LAD is suffering from a newbie's skin puncture for a post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Glaive *strolls into the bar (ducking from a stray bottle launched from the crowd) WTF *draws his vibro sword and runs at the crowd arraghhhhhh. *beheads lighsabre lad, then walks to the bar to order a drink. Foolish swordsman! Feel my wrath! *Picks up an Armorslayer (from Fire Emblem) and beheads Glaive with it.* Glaive is looking for his head. (He's out for 1 post.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 *Glaive finds his head in quick time ha ha ha topshot it'll take more than that to stop me. *pulls out a thermal detonator /lol *graps toshot and rams the detonator down this troat a runs behind a table. Thats a spicy meata ball ha ha ha ha ha ha *topshot blown into thousands of pieces. *topshot out for the remainder of the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 LL is back and trying to get his Lightsaber back by the force and killing Hobbitguy so he stucks it in his troath and hes burned for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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