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ok, its been a fun evening for me so bear with my ramblings

 

ok, one of the oven range elements we dont use because it burned out 2 years ago, it had some grease on it and a plate was set on it, the cat walked across the buttons and turned it on next thing i know, lots of smoke, and big flames, then, the damn cat gets outside, god only knows how, and beats up our outdoor cat, then goes under the house and it takes 20 min to get it out

and to top it off, the plate got super hot and shattered in my hand, luckily i was wearing gloves

 

you guys ever have this sorta problem with any of your pets?

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we used to have a marble floor at the base of the stairs. There was a rug on it. The stairs has a sharp turn to the left as you go down.

 

 

"Here Puppy! Food's ready"

 

*hears dog running down stairs*, blum blum blum...bam..the rug... SCREEEECH, slams into the wall...dog walks in dazed but ready to eat.

 

 

Everytime, until we eventually got rid of the rug.

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The only trouble we have with our dog is that every time you open the front door he bolts out. Sometimes he sneaks out while you're having a conversation with someone. We've started calling him Houdini, because he's turning into an escapologist. He always comes back, though, so it's not like he doesn't like living here...I mean, he's been with us for 11 years.

 

I can't say any of our pets have been real trouble, though. :)

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Originally posted by StormHammer

The only trouble we have with our dog is that every time you open the front door he bolts out. Sometimes he sneaks out while you're having a conversation with someone. We've started calling him Houdini, because he's turning into an escapologist. He always comes back, though, so it's not like he doesn't like living here...I mean, he's been with us for 11 years.

 

I can't say any of our pets have been real trouble, though. :)

 

Maybe he can't find the way to leave your yard.

j/k :p

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I have a hamster that my gf/fiance helped pick out. ;)

 

She has a dog, however. Belle is it's name, and being Satan is it's game. Everytime I go over there to her house, the dog has chewed something up into millions of pieces and drug them in the yard. My gf is stuck playing clean up, so I usually have to help her.

 

Man, sometimes, I want to kick the dog in the arse like a football.

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ohh it gets better!

 

not only did the cat escape and try to burn the house down,

 

there was a tornado here where i live last night!!!

 

im blaming the cat for this one!

 

/edit

 

yeah zoidberg knows what im talking about, he lives about 2 miles from me, my cats probably could conger up a storm

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I have a dalmation.

Every time I have maybe a cracker, peice of cheese, cookie, or anything he tries to snatch it out of my hand. Also at night he sneaks into the garbage and eats mostly a bone and then pukes it up in my room. I love him but sometimes I wanna strangle him. :D

His name is Smokey

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