ckcsaber Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Mirth-making at its finest. (from aintitcool.com) The Olsen Twins Film.... NEW YORK MINUTE Hey folks, Harry here... Earlier this week, Zorianna Kit of HollywoodReporter infamy broke the story that Dennie Gordon, heinous orchestrator of WHAT A GIRL WANTS, had been hired to direct the Olsen Twins in NEW YORK MINUTE. An action-adventure comedy that apparently takes its cues from Scorsese's AFTER HOURS and McG's CHARLIE'S ANGELS. Wow, with inspiration from Scorsese to McG... how could this go wrong? Well, the salty teared spring of sadness drips due to Dennie Gordon being assigned the task of helming the film. Why? Well, when Dennie Gordon got the gig, the dreams of a young director were crushed. What young director? ELI ROTH, director of CABIN FEVER. When I met Eli Roth at Sitges, Spain last year... while we were slurping glass after intoxicating glass of Spain's fine emerald Absinthe... I remember Eli saying, "What I really dream of is directing the Olsen Twins next... The Olsen Twins and a monkey." There was such hope, such expectation in Eli's eyes... nearly misty even. I asked him, if there was an Olsen Twin/Monkey project in the works, and he told me that they had a film they were trying to get made that he'd heard about, but he wasn't sure if there was a monkey involved. But he did make it clear, that with an Olsen Twin movie... there is always room for a monkey. So when I read Zorianna's column about Dennie Gordon and the Olsen twins, I knew... knew that Eli Roth's dreams would be crushed, so I contacted him to find out how he was doing. Since Sitges, Eli had apparently given his dream over to his agent. Apparently his agent felt morally bound to keep Eli Roth away from directing the Olsen Twins for 420 days, 5 hours and 3 minutes. No explanation for this time frame was given. Eli was crushed, but rumors hang that Eli will be directing a film soon that plays to other dreams. I am getting real tired of these crap movies. Bring me Summer and it's chewy action-packed center! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Apprentice Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 The Olsen Twins visit Rome. The Olsen Twins do Africa. The Olsen Twins Spy Flick. Olsen Twin movies disgust me........ They are missing something called "substance". I hope the insanity stops soon. I don't think anybody really likes them anyways( I think everyone did at one time though). Maybe just younger girls. Go back to Full House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Originally posted by Jedi Apprentice I don't think anybody really likes them anyways Oh, I like them alright. Just think...twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Originally posted by Pedantic Oh, I like them alright. Just think...twins. your not alone, thats the only way i would like them.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Originally posted by Masterjo2588 your not alone, thats the only way i would like them.. Lets control ourselves! *looks at picture* Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 *gets the reallllly BIG shotgun* lets not go nuts here, guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 They're movies suck. They have no real well, yeah, what Jedi Apprentice said, substance (where's a thesauras when you need it?). Pointless drivel. Still hot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Originally posted by NeoDios Still hot though. Amen to that! I can't believe they actually made a Mary Kate and Ashely game thoguh. o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrackan Solo Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Hey..you gs can make fun of them all we want but they are probably richer than all of us combined. There filthy rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Apprentice Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Hey guys, I never said anything about there looks...... ---I think that is the thread's official smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Ohh...Mmmm...... Uh...I mean...*snaps out of dream*...Revolt! Revolt against craptacular movies with no "substance"!! *goes back to staring at picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 whenever i see them, i feel really really dirty, and ashamed They were babies on TV when i grew up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Originally posted by ckcsaber with an Olsen Twin movie... there is always room for a monkey. But there's been 2 monkeys in it from the start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 What's better than two monkeys? Three!! Yeah, feel ashamed too, remember than as the baby on Full House, at that time I thought Candice Cameron (The eldest sister) was hot... The Olsen twins took advantage of a new market "tweens", not quite teenagers, but not really kids either...... That is where the kids mothers are the ones who spend the money, but it keeps their kids happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by Jedi Apprentice I hope the insanity stops soon. I don't think anybody really likes them anyways( I think everyone did at one time though). Maybe just younger girls. well at least not till they get to be at least 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by Thrackan Solo Hey..you gs can make fun of them all we want but they are probably richer than all of us combined. There filthy rich. I could care less how rich they are...as long as I know that I get more than enough to make me happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philocleon Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by XERXES well at least not till they get to be at least 18 Oh yeah. When they hit that age, it's open season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 goddamn, guys! *repeats above message* [redneck]don' make me get the hose, now... [/redneck] can you guys say "Class Action Lawsuit"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by XERXES well at least not till they get to be at least 18 HELL YEAH wait i can have em now so *blows rasberry at xerxes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 *pulls the C++ programming manual out of sheath* Let's keep the hormones under control guys. I know you're not understanding all the strange feelings you're getting from that picture, but... *beats everyone senseless* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 AHAHAHAHAHA! Listen to the man, guys... he talks the talk... and ****... ok, NEW RULE! Every third times Pi user who uses the smile will be banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt-Liell Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 They are annoying, geez guys calm down they have no brains! *Calls Maul* Wipe them out BOTH of them! At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last they will agree with us. *Maul locks the twins in a dungeon with Barney the dinosaur and the Jedi and the sith live happily ever after!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taekwondo joe Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by Masterjo2588 your not alone, thats the only way i would like them.. i got to say, same here good thoughts:p but a, there movies got to go, along with teenies in gerneral, boppers that is, and pop music, britney and the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Pedantic Oh, I like them alright. Just think...twins. I worship you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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