Darth Rythe Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 What would you do if you had a Mech Warrior? I would take it through the drive through at McDonalds.
Pink Monkey Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 I would ensure that I had the only mech warrior. Only then would we have world peace. vlr
topshot Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 I would make sure Evil Spock never had the only Mech. And I would also want to take a drive to any place I wanted, like, um, Iraq! *I drive my Mech to Iraq and start looking for Osama Bin Laden, so that I can personally "kick him in his hairy balls!" Oh, and kill him. I find him, his lackeys, and Saddam Hussein hiding in a well-disguised military bunker, and then I kill them all off with just one heavy metal stomp!* Personally, I would've made some proper adjustments to my Mech. Huge *** guns and bazookas galore!
Rogue15 Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 I would hunt down and kill every creator of threads as pathetic as this. just kidding actually, I would sell it for $1 billion and enjoy the rest of my life without having to work.
Tyrion Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue15 I would hunt down and kill every creator of threads as pathetic as this. just kidding actually, I would sell it for $1 billion and enjoy the rest of my life without having to work. Ditto. I'd sell it to the government for billions, then buy my own private island. Laziness is in my vains.
BigTeddyPaul Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 Osama is not in Iraq. Afgahnistan buddy and he might not even be there. I would be shocked if he was in Iraq because everyone knew the Americans would come. I am a lover and not a fighter so I have little to offer with a killing machine. BigTeddyPaul
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 I WOULD RAMPAGE THROUGH THE CITY, ANNIHILATING ALL WHO STEPPED IN MY WAY, REDUCING THEM TO STAINS ON THE GROUND, GIVING WAY FOR MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC ARMY OF DESTRUCTION TO SEIZE POWER OVER THE EARTH UNDER MY NAME!!! *Cue random explosions* OH YEAH!!!
BigTeddyPaul Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 Originally posted by Captain wing I would.. ummm, sell it for about $10.0000000000000 You would sell it for $10? Deal. BigTeddyPaul
nova_wolf Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 If I had a mec, it would have to be a fully armed Mad Cat - the very PINNACLE of Mech Design I wouldn't sell it, but i would get another eleven built, and become the worlds ultimate fighting force with my select friends piloting the others. Each would have their own wespons load out, so that each had its on variation of a set role, so even if three were anti-armour, they would be for different types. Paint them up real good too. Then I would go to japan and ask them if they have any meachs they've been working on on the skly, and if they would like to join me.... I would develop the most flexiable bi-pedal mech assault force in the WORLD! And then - then.... I will do what no other force is capable of - TAKE OUT AMERICA!!!! That, or take the mech out for a cruise to pull chicks!
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 17, 2003 Posted May 17, 2003 And then I would lead my mechanized legion into glorious battle and reduce your miserable peons to a few chunks of smoldering debris!!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Thrackan Solo Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 Ok breeathe Lunatic breeeathe its ok. BTW If I had a Mech Warrior we would play soccer together, ride our bikes together go to the movies together, watch tv together, read books together, and..and..and we'd do everything together. Yay! :D
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 I don't think 50-foot tall robots are capable of ANY of those things. Have you gone CRAAAAAZY?
Thrackan Solo Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 What?!? I havent gone crazy*twitches eyes* Ihavent gone crazy*rocks back and forth* Havent ...gone... crazy*drifts off* I HAVENT GONE CRAZY!!
mima kake Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 I would jump in a large bath of coca cola. And try to see what happens with my oxydated spots.
Jedi Apprentice Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 I would take it to Bioware's headquarters and demand a full copy of KoTOR then I would see how many cars I could crush in one mile. I'd really probabaly sell it like other people have said. But for more then 10 dollars.
Solbe M'ko Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 If I had a mechwarrior... hmm... Well, I guess I'd start by getting him a 'mech. Probably a Warhawk or maybe a Hellhound. Then I'd go to Tokyo and call out Godzilla. That would make for a cool movie, and if it started to go bad, Mothra could lend a hand; me and Mothra go way back.
Darth Groovy Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 I'd sell it to the richest geek, or the highest bidder, and donate the money to charity.
BigTeddyPaul Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy I'd sell it to the richest geek, or the highest bidder, and donate the money to charity. Spoken like a true politican Mr. President. BigTeddyPaul
Darth Rythe Posted May 18, 2003 Author Posted May 18, 2003 WOW! see what happens when I leave it overnight! any way what about sadam who sain or what ever his name is?
Sam Posted May 18, 2003 Posted May 18, 2003 Here are some things I would do with a mech. [*]I would use its nuclear weapons to cut my grass. [*]Charge 500 bucks for a ride in it [*]Use the jumpjets to fly over buildings [*]Use it as a watch dog when I go on vacation. [*]Use it as a tree house. [*]Leave it in the middle of a busy street. [/list=1]
Darth Rythe Posted May 18, 2003 Author Posted May 18, 2003 change 500bucks to 800, because what if it runs on petrol?
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