Joetheeskimo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Kilmor ignites both lightsabers and begins slicing through vikings. In a moment, the all lie dead on the floor. "Don't mess with a Jedi," he mutters, and then tosses Mandalorian54 a blue milk. "Drink this to wake up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 4, 2003 Author Share Posted June 4, 2003 "lol u r useing a lightsaber....what a wimp" *Death jumps up in the air and lands on the shandelair and makes it fall down on top of joetheeskimo5 putting him out for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Originally posted by Kookee *Thwack* Spamming evil. No spamming! *Consolidates posts* -Redwing No fair! My spam was just! You all couldn't post til someone posted 3 times. so... No excuse. Just don't do it. K? - Redwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 "Teach you to waste good whisky deac!!!!" *pulling out hiddan flamethrower* "Teach you to gang up on me" *begians burning stuff in typical wilson fasion ((Deac nows what i mean ))*deacs out for 2 posts "I still carnt believe they sold me a flamethrower" *see topshot...with new arms* "BURN!!" Topshot is prevented from chasing kooke as he's out for 2 posts ((teach you to get new arms)) *sees bar* "BURN!!!" *Ignates bar, sees the nut crackers and begins warming them for...surgery:D* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamehart Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Due to the fact people seem to have forgotten about him, Craig pulled out a 12 gauge shotgun and shot Wilson in the back. Wilson is out for two posts Craig got a bucket of water for somewhere and put out the fire, making Topshot and Deac not having to wait for the two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 *Kookee borrows AOTJ's gun, and shoots Wilson's flamethrower fuel tank, adding 2 more posts he's out * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Kilmor gets up and quickly tosses his lightsabers out of the bar. "Now are you happy?" Then he grabs Death by the neck and strangles him until Death falls to the ground unconcious. Death is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 "Thanks for putting that fire out, Craig. As for you........." *Picks up a sledgehammer, juggles Kookee up into the air, hits him across the room, and last but not least, throws the hammer at him, Mortal Kombat 4 style! * Kookee is out for X posts, where X equals the amount of moves needed to pull off a combo. In this case, 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 *Just for the sheer hell of it, Deac takes a packet of marshmallows from behind the bar, sticks them on a long fork and toasts them over the burning Wilson, prodding him with the forks* Heh. We gotta stick together, us three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 wildjedi walks back into the bar, apparently forgetting that there has been a fight going on. He sits down for a second before realizing what's going on. Then, he jumps up and throws the bar stool randomly into the fight. It doesn't hit anybody. "Oops," wildjedi mumbles. "Oh well." He runs around like a chicken with his head cut off and ends up on the floor screaming, "DON'T HURT ME!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Kilmor walks over to wildjedi and chuckles, and grabs a mug. "Lets go get 'em!" He says, hurling the mug at Deac's head. Unfortunately, by some coincidence, Deac happens to momentarily bend over, and the mug shatters in topshots face. "AAAA! Sorry!!! I didn't mean to!!" Kilmor freaks out and crawls under a table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian54 Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Mandolorian54 stands on top of the bar and announces above the volume of the ruckas, "I don't think being out for only three posts is long enough! And what harm is being out for one post if you can't post twice in a row cuz it's spam?!? Your all Idiots!!!" Then from all different directions Mandolorian54 is clobbered with wooden sticks, stabbed with knives, and kicked punched and beaten. Mandolorian54 is out for 3 posts. I could kill myself as much as I want, every time I come on theres at least five posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 6, 2003 Author Share Posted June 6, 2003 *while kicking Mandolorian54 on the ground he said* "3" *Kick* "Posts" *Kick* "is" *kick* "enough" *kick* "But" *kick* "Just" *kick* "for" *kick* "You" *kick* "You" *kick* "can" *kick* "Have" *kick* "3" *kick* "More" *Death kicked Mandolorian54 so much he is out for 3 more posts making it 5 more after this* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 After having a mug cracked in his face, Topshot gets back to his feet, his face slowly healing. He walks over and breaks the table Kilmor is hiding under. "Was that necessary to smash that mug in my face?" *Kilmor trembles.* "Guess not!" *Picks up the sledge hammer he knocked Kookee out with 5 posts ago.* "Buddy, this is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me!" *Does the same thing to Kilmor that he did to Kookee, this time stunning him for 1 post.* "Well what do yah know? That didn't hurt me at all!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Wildjedi suddenly stands up again after seeing Death kicking Mandalorian54. "That's rude!" he exclaims. He throws a painting like a frisbee, knocking Death out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 "Hey you! Why'd have you have to go and do that to one of my allies????" *Stuns wildjedi with a stun baton. Relieves Death of any pain and lowers the amount of posts he was out for down to just 1.* Wildjedi is now feeling a bit woozy and can only move and fight back slowly for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 *Eats marshmallows and chuckles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 *Kookee walks over to deac with gram-crackers and chocolate bars.* "Make some s'mores?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Kilmor also walks over. 'We'll need a campfire-" He is cut off when a flying mug crashes into the back of hi shead and he falls face flat on the table in front of Kookee. *Kilmor is out for 1 post* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 wakes up to see he is beging used as a camp fire. Takes a handfull of marsh mallows from deac and 2 sticks heats 2 marsmallows and eats them, heats another 2 till there white hot and shoves them in kookees and deacs eyes kookee and deac are out for 3 posts pulls off glob of burning fat from stomach and hurls it at topshot topshot is out for 2 posts Wilson: right! who wants some fat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamehart Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Craig pulled the marshmellows out of their eyes, dropping the wait to one post, then knocked the blob out of the air with the end of the bucket I had previously used, making Topshot not having to wait the posts. Craig took a fire extinquisher and shot it in Wilson's face, knocking him out for one post. Then he cracked a vodka bottle on his head, causing him to wait another post. Then he picked up the flamethrower and reignited the flame on Wilson's body, adding another post. Wilson is out for a total of 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 7, 2003 Author Share Posted June 7, 2003 "o we need a camp fire joe?" *death grabs a stick with fire on the end and hits jeo over the head with it then pores peteral over him then lights him on fire then starts roasting a marsh mellow on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Kookee: "Ow! That totally hurt!" *Picks up a bottle of <any high proofed alcohol> and throws it at the burning stick, causing an exposion.* Kilmor and Death is out for 2 posts each, counting one after anouther, for a total up to four *Or someone extingishes them* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 "QUICK! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!" *grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays the fire-extinguishing goopy stuff on Death and Kilmor. Fire Extinguished.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 *Deac chuckles to see Wilson burning. Grabs an apron and chef's hat and a length of sausages and cooks them over Wilson* Deac: The more you move, the less likely I'm gonna give you one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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