topshot Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 *Rips out JediMasterDude's tonsils and places them in a jar for the whole world to see.* JediMasterDude is coughing up blood for 2 posts. ((A little bit graphic........)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Sabre destroys the world!!!!!!!!! and nothing happens.... Sabre fires a rocket at topshot. Topshot is figuring where the rocket will land for 1 post and laughing for no apparent reason for 1 post, making 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Joe catches the rocket and grins. I'm out for 2 posts with my arm and probably a few ribs disinegrated. The ashes of my body fly through the air as Sabre is laughing at my stupidity, and they get caught in his throat. Sabre is out for 1 choking on ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 JediMasterDude is angry and looks down at a small monkey, runs to the market, buys peanut monkey grow, waits in line, and waits, and waits, waits some more, heads over to the bar again, feeds the monkey the peanut and tells the now large monkey to attack everything in sight. JediMasterDude is out for 1 post panting while the monkey slahes DarthBuzzard with his claws. DarthBuzzard is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Nairb calls pest control and they arrest Jedi Master Dude for his illegal Monkey for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 ((Dude, haven't seen this thread for months! )) WJ, in a fit of extreme rage, lifts pest control truck and throws it at Nairb. Nairb is pinned to a wall and squashed... out for 2 posts, just trying to figure out what hit him. WJ then hears the music associated with weddings. "A wedding?" he exclaims. "I love weddings! Drink's all around!" (Just had to borrow the line from Pirates of the Caribbean:D )) He walks toward the door, but slips on the newly waxed floor (don't ask me why it was just waxed:p ) and hits his head on the floor. "Ok," he says, rolling over. "That wasn't good." WJ is stunned, but not out for 1 post. ((In other words, unless somebody comes and does it for him, the next time I post, he's out for 2 posts:eek: )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTDe Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 ((i'll do it)) Jaden walks in and says,"sweet" and pulls out a guitar from somewhere and says "I GO EL KABONG ON YOU!!"and Smashes wildjedi,so he goes to eckroth(sp?)and buys an electric guitar for next time,which takes him 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 JediMasterDude angrily picks up a broken bottle and slashes it at DarthTDe and then laughs his butt off for seeing the monkeys do dancing. JediMasterDude is out for 1 post laughing while DarthTDe is out for 2 posts bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 DarthBuzzard gets back up, angrily scratching his balls. He looks for anything to attack with...Aha! There is a speeder bike outside the door. DarthBuzzard jumps on the speeder and flies in, trying to run over something. He hits WildJedi, crushing him for 2 posts, and then DarthBuzzard runs into the wall. The explosion knocks out WildJedi for one more post, and incapacitates DarthBuzzard fior two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 JediMasterDude picks up a cup of coffee, with lots and lots of sugar and caffine. He then punches Topshot in the nuts knocking Topshot out for 2 posts and having JediMasterDude laughing and shaking for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Sabre throws in a disco ball and everyone start dancing. But unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzennegar becomes a mechanic and the whole world turns upside down and the ball falls on JediMasterDude, knocking him out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTDe Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Jaden gets up and says"you suck!"and shoots Sabre with a Stouker and he tries to put himself together for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Nairb comes rolling back into the bar on roller blades with a bag full of tennis balls. He begins pelting everybody with them knocking out DarthTDe for two posts because he caught one in the eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 TheOutrider (got a new name and new life) resurrects this thread and lays on a couch for 1 post, panting, and silently farts on SabreTooth knocking his nostrils out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 curtman sees theoutrider sitting on a couch farting on someone, curtman grabbes a tennis ball that was on the ground and whipps it at theoutrider knocking him out for 1 more post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 *Throughs darts at random people, just for the heck of it. However, most of them miss their targets and end up stuck in Curt-Man's neck.* Curt-Man's out for 3 posts, and I'm picking up darts for 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 I shoot DarthBuzzard with a glowberyunabeyra, DarthBuzzard is out for 1 post from being blasted and is confused for another 1 post making 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Nairb comes in with the rest of his tuna sandwich that he ate about a month or so ago and the moldy smell evokes an allergic reaction from TopShot causing him to convulse for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Shade hits himself in the head, laughs hysterically at it, and is out for 1 post laughing his behind off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Changes Nairb Notneb name to Narib Nutmeg, Narib Nutmeg is trying to get his name back for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 curtman takes otu 10 throwing knives and whipps them all at theoutrider, 2 hit him because of the crappyness of curtman skill, theoutrider is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 ((sorry for breaking teh rules but I couldn't see such a good thread die)) TheOutrider hits topshot but misses and falls into another demension for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by TheOutrider ((sorry for breaking teh rules but I couldn't see such a good thread die)) TheOutrider hits topshot but misses and falls into another demension for 1 post. I almost broke the rules yesterday. Anyway. Nairb Nutmeg reaches into his bag of spices and grabs his salt shaker and throws it at "TheOutrider" and melts the snail for two posts!! Nutmeg wins!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guybroom Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 Guybroom walks into the bar and sees all the fighting. After reading half the first page and the last page, guybroom looks around confused at everything that's going on. Guybroom is out for 1 post as he's uterly confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 *Sends Nutmeg a "Halo Warthog kamikaze" new year's gift.* Narib's out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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