Reclaimer Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Ok this how it goes you can talk about anything your friend does stupid or did and can trash talk about them ect. ect. and nothing is out side this thread unless your friend is a member. So it goes like this: My friend Josh was sitting on a board will we were playing JO(remodeling the house) will everytime I killed him he would pound the board.Well the 100th time I beat him he pound the board so hard it broke and WHAM! he fell down and blamed it on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Mwahahahaha........I actually can't think of any dumb stories about my best friend that I can think of......and I probably shouldn't mention them because he's a member of LF......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 What member is he? Anyways, my friend asked me if masturbation was a kind of food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 gah, i had some stupid friends when i was younger. one of them saw a sheet of glass in a bin and decided he would put his fist through it. well he cut up his hand pretty bad and had to be taken to hospital for some stitches. another friend got really drunk one night and decided to walk home alone along a cliff-face. he stumbled and fell down it. it was a miracle he survived. he broke quite a few bones though... a leg, an arm and his jaw to name a few. there's plenty more where they came from. i might post some more when i think of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber Anyways, my friend asked me if masturbation was a kind of food. Oh well, cant think of any good stories of any of my friends. I will get back with a story, once one comes to my mind. -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJackal Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 The stupid friend story involves me most of the time. That or I am somewhat linked to the story. I seem to have a bad influence on people in public places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick Oh well, cant think of any good stories of any of my friends. I will get back with a story, once one comes to my mind. -Clemme I told him it has to do with beating meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Hmmm. I haven't any to come to think of it, but why is there another thread like 'What if...'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBell Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 HA i got one My Mexican friend named Pablo had a CD full of pornography and he labled it with a permant marker naming it "porn" on the front. Then he hid the cd in his closet that his Mom shared.....HA! She found it the next day....still cracks me up till this day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 It was funny, my friend when I was little always liked to spit, and then one day he spit and it got right in his eye. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber What member is he? You know, I'd tell you.........but I honestly don't know his user name. He joined a long time ago in the episode 2 forum days.....but he stopped posting for a long time.........and I haven't seen him post anything in the swamp, unless he changed his avatar and I just dont recognize the user name........I'll ask him next time I talk to him............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Was it me? I'm pretty stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Heh...My friend starting Screaming Splurge once in the cafeteria...And then finally asked me "Whats Splurge?" heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted June 29, 2003 Author Share Posted June 29, 2003 I got a another one. My and I were playing when he had to go home. Well he rode so we were going to he's place when here to be Tony Hawk on bike and do a 360. Well all he did was a nose plant in to the ground and he's nose was broke for month and he couldn't talk ether. So his mother asked if I could tell the teacher he couldn't talk. Well when I was about to tell the teacher I had to go to some garden class which I didn't whan to go to well to find out when I got back, He got introble for not saying anything when the teacher asked him, and he was about to be sputended from school. Well then I had tell the teacher that he couldn't talk then the teacher told the office then the office supended me. for a week for not saying sooner.Well when my mom asked I said damn graden class (I'm allowed to say cuss words at home) she said then that she tried to get me out. So she had to go to the school and tell them that I couldn't tell because i went to another class.They let me back in said what they could do to make it up. I said everyday untill I get out of school recess is twice as long and I get one of those Tv's to hook one of my X-box's on so I can play Halo(only got JO for PC and the Cube) so I'm still at that school so there you have I't pretty funny guys I think so but I have more to tell later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber Anyways, my friend asked me if masturbation was a kind of food. It can be if you're flexible enough. Speaking of that, one of my friends IS flexible enough. Yeah, scary huh? He can actually bend over and suck his own... well... yeah. He's done it, too! That's what scares me the most. At least I'm told he's done it... I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 My best buddy took a swig out of a botle on vinegar on a pub table for a bet. Fool Mind you, he did it so I gave him the pound. B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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