Darth Groovy Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Add a caption to this picture. After the funniest caption, I will add more pics. Points may be awarded at this point! Here is the first Pic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Fluffy always liked to cuddle after "private time" with Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki GM Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Bob always knew that he should have ignored his wife and got a hunting dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 "Damn, where is my other cat shoe? I could have sworn I put them both on this morning!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Where's my gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 "Yep, just a bit more, that's it." *Bob realises how handy cats are for cleaning poop off shoes.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Skywalker Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 *"One-armed Bob's Amazing Sleeping Cat Show" didnt pull much of a crowd.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Duck: Hi, folks. Jack the Duck here. Welcome to another episode of Naturally Deformed Animals. *que theme song* Duck: Now, today we delve into the life of Showstop the cat. Showstop was born with a bone deformation in his front right-side of his body. Hoplessly handicapped for the rest of his natural life, Showstop has had help along the way from his 90 year old human master, Zale. Zale is a kind old man that runs a bait-and-tackle shop near the lake. He collects a bunch of useless crap like miniature hanging houses, fire hydrants, and Fake old wheels from carraiges. He has a crappy life, but he is joyful as long as he can help Showstop. Well, thats it for today's episode of Naturally Deformed Animals. Join us next week when we look at Stew, the cross-eyed fish. For Naturally Deformed Animals, I'm Jack the Duck. See you next week. *end theme song and credits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 And then the bird realized he had migrated too far south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 "C'mon, Fluffy! Go get that bird! What kind of cat are you? False advertising!" Fluffy: "Puuuuuuuurrrrrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Alright Whiskers, Kill the turkey. KILL! KILL!...no, don't, stop rubbing, whiskers, kill the....stop it.......ahh forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<JOTD>Jedi Hunter Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 After being raped by the duck, Mr. whiskers rubbed his throbing buttocks on his masters leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki GM Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Originally posted by <JOTD>Jedi Hunter After being raped by the duck, Mr. whiskers rubbed his throbing buttocks on his masters leg. icky poo after an extremely large crap the boots decides to arouse his new lover mr. quackers by whipping his bum all over his masters leg :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Torque Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 "No no no, the bird, not my leg dang nabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Old man: "If my eyes wasn't lyin', my Noodles here just went to attack that flyin' thing, it whipped his ass, then returned him to my feet. Should I try to shoot it..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Blades of Grass: Where's our pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 6, 2003 Author Share Posted July 6, 2003 Originally posted by Gorgan Fluffy always liked to cuddle after "private time" with Jim. 60 pts Awarded! for Best Caption! Next pic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Sensing the onset of ass blasting diarrhea, Timothy thought it best to get comfortable, point himself in a safe stain proofed direction and wait the whole ordeal out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallen[fk] Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Couch: Hey kid wake the hell up you're drooling down through the cushions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 "Sir... a$$-laser is aimed at Alderon" Vader: "Excellent. You may fire the 'laser' when ready" Annoying woman: "FIRE THE LAA-SSAR!!" or Thwack! Mom: "See Bobby, now you know how those baby seals felt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=ReApEr=- Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 'The Moderator is a fiercy beast, one sound of noise or movement will wake it up. It is raring for blood, and has fell asleep after 5 days of non stop blood eating terrifying. Moderating! ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Billy obviously found masturbating more tiring than he originally thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 After a fierce kick to the ding-dong, Thrik gave all his points back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Sensing the onset of ass blasting diarrhea Hey! You stole the phrase ASS-BLASTING DIARRHEA from that thread I made when I had the flu! Shame, Rhett, SHAME! Anyway... Boy: If I put my ear close enough, maybe I'll be able to hear the gerbil inside the cushions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 *snore, fart, burp* *snore, fart, burp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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