Astor

Surely you mean the audacity of DSMALL, old bean?

Never! Progress, hope and change!

Well, he did hate communists...

Well, he did hate communists...

MOAR TIGER

done and done

Certainly, as propaganda minister/secretary/officer delete as applicable, I will do so as soon as possible!

"The SSP party is a real treat, even Tigers prefer it to real meat!" - you're the tiger!

A better alternative to my previous effort:

I come bearing a new banner for our glorious work:

I certainly shall, good sir! Right after tea and crumpets.

Mustn't let those communists win... it's just not cricket, what?

Just my doing civic duty sir!

you know it makes sense...

I present your party a gift, as a thank you for the comely wenches:

I can only hope that someday my toadying will be rewarded...

Ok, i'm not completely blind to change, and I do like an impressive flag... what could your party do for me, and by extension, for our beloved Ahto?

And that coming from an omnipotent race of being supposed to protect the galaxy...

The 'bad guys' always get all the good things to do...

But Q have more fun than ANYONE...

Jolan Tru, Senator!

How are things across the neutral zone?

Probably, but I could have hardly made up all of that. I was going to post something about O'Reilly's Sexual Harrassment suit as well, but thought better of it.

I did see you were accused of being a tax-dodger - I thought that was a pretty desperate tactic to try and get out of the questions.

A little research goes a long way -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_News_Channel_controversies#Photo_manipulation

I'm just trying to even the playing field

Thank you for cleaning up the 'McCain Donations' thread...

It's great. I'd kind of given up on posting for a bit, but now I seem to have a renewed vigor...

If a few quantum torpedoes wouldn't do it, then there's the Tricobalt devices carried for larger demolition - or something nifty involving a deflector dish, some paperclips and borg nanoprobes...

SW is a great fantasy - a story of good triumphing over evil - ST is a more utopian view - and stories often reflect that - exploration over conquest, peace over war. It focuses more on the way humans would evolve to join the galaxy and bring peace, as opposed to humanity's capability to make war.