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Originally posted by snowman21

 

 

5.) This time, my step-dad handed me a power supply for the computer. I had to take it off. I noticed that the end where it plugs into the computer was a little hot, but not too hot. I put it in my mouth to cool down, and i guess there was electricity left over in it. My mouth was in terrible pain. I though my teeth would fall off!:D

 

 

:lol: you're making that up! no one would do that... would they?

 

 

i'm always getting shocks from modems. the bastard things always get me when i'm fixing a computer.

 

4444th post HUZZAH!

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DUMB BLONDE MOMENT

 

The other day - we are driving in chicago and I see this neon sign at a bar and I read aloud 60 Bears!

 

60 Bears...what could that be. I start laughing about why in the world there would be a sign like that...then I start noticing other places that said 60 Bears...

 

Finally my friend says "NO, NOT 60 BEARS! It says GO BEARS! As in CHICAGO BEARS"

 

Ya I felt stupid....

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nah.. you just need glasses..!! :D

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at the age of 6 i tried o run an electric motor (6volts dc) by the 220Volts from the power outlet .. just to see how FAST it will go..

 

i connected it with NON ISOLATED WIRES ..

 

 

sure.. i soon got the clue a dc motor wont run with ac ..

 

so i DISCONNECTED IT ..

 

 

bbzzzzzzzzzzzzaapppp!!

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Blonde moment at art camp in photography dark room...

...I couldn't see what i was doing, so i turned on a light...XD

...Thank GOD no one was working on anything, i might not be here...

 

Another blonde moment at art camp...trading a holographic Mewtwo (can't remember details...10...but was vaulable) for two damaged pikachus.

 

Last, but not least...angry in a study, so i was complaining to my friends, with colorful language...with a nun standing behind me :eek:

 

100% all natural blonde.:D

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one time, i put what i thought was a left over funnel cake wrapped in tin foil in the micro wave, and set it on fire...and after all that, the funnel cake wasn't even in the tin foil :mad:

 

and this one time i jumped off my roof on my roof onto a big jump around balls (you know the one with the handles you can ride) and when i did, i actually hit the ball, but fell on my neckin the process, I still have to go to the chiropractor(sp?) for that one :(.

 

and then there also was this time (yesterday) when i open my computer that was about at 160 degrees Feighrenhiet(71 degrees celcius for you UK'ers) i burned my self, and then was stuck on one of the input cords(don't know which) because i was being elecrticuted, and man i was making some funny noises ;).

 

I hope this has never happened to any of you, because it just hurts so much :(

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some years ago, i was gonna warm up a burger I took out from the freezer. as a veary bad cook (and only 10 years old) I asked my Dad about how long I should warm it in the micro. "15 should be enough" He said. so I put it on a plate and set the Micro to 15 MINUTES. After 5 min. the micro started to smoke. I´ve never felt so stupid.:o

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Originally posted by Siv

:lol: you're making that up! no one would do that... would they?

 

yeah, you betta believe it! I don't like to say something is true when it actually isn't (otherwise known as a 'lie'). So yup, I am that blonde :D . I had just awaken from a nap in the middle of the day.

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Well I JUST did something extremly stupid.

 

I was cuting my own hair. Using a razor blade with the biggest clip there is. I dont know exactly that size and etc but the cut suits me very well. after i was done there was hair everywhere (since i had let it grown for over 5 months). so after cleaning up i decided to take a shower. get all the small hair out.

 

when i got out i noticed in the mirror some hair sticking out near the back of my head. so i grabed the razor wit the intention of just fixing it. but i had removed the clip. stupid me ended up making a huge streak in the back of my head. shaved to the skin.

 

so of course my stupid mistake ment i have to shave my whole head .... damn this doenst suit me. i'll be wearing toques, hats and hoodies for the rest of the month :)

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I put some oatmeal into the microwave..........without adding water.

"Hmm...is something burning?"

I open the microwave to see smoking, charred oats, and then the fire alarm goes off. :rolleyes:

 

I once had the flu, and forgot the bucket was next to my bed. I was too lazy to get up, so I rolled out, and slammed my face onto the edge of the bucket. OW! Bloody nose, parents running....I hate my life. :D

 

Oh, and when I was 8. my dad was showing my older sister how to cook chili. We had an old stove with flames istead of a heated pad. She turned the heat up too much and the stove burner exploded in flame. I immediately tunred and ran screaming out the door and very far from the house in my bare feet. When I caught my breath, I noticed no one else was running outside for their life, and the house wasn't engulfed in flame. I went inside to see that they had put the fire out a moment after I had gone paranoid.

 

Stupid, yes, but BOY, was I scared. :D

 

Hmm....can't think of anything else. Get back to you. ;)

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Originally posted by Chase Windu

Sorry dude but I can't stop myself from laughing.

 

What is it with you and electricity? And have you seen the movie Powder? Because you could be the guy in that movie but for real. Which would be really cool.:D

 

 

 

700th post!!! so HUZZA! HUZZA!

 

thats alright, i like when people laugh WITH me. I like electricity but i guess she doesn't like me :( . Plus I haven't seen or heard of the movie powder...sorry :D .

 

[edit] oh yeah, i forgot, quit mocking me peoples!!!! Haha, just joking, you can do what you want. And on that note...

 

89TH POST! HUZAHH HUZAHH HUZAHH!!!!!!

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Originally posted by snowman21

hehe, yeah....where?

 

Could you please stop spamming? Post counts are nothing important and I don't see why people make a big fuss over them.

 

Blond moments -

Putting a spoon in a bin.

Stepping on a spoon.

Accidently kill myself by throwing a grenade on MOH and it bouncing back at my head.

Falling down holes stupidly on Jedi Academy.

Spilling drinks all over keyboard. = Thats happened 2 times! :(

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Originally posted by Michaelmexp

Spilling drinks all over keyboard. = Thats happened 2 times! :(

Beat you. Five. ;)

 

RECENT BLONDE MOMENT:

 

In an attempt to find a better way to cut cardboard in art, i cut with the exacto knife toward self. i'm thinking Dam, this make it so much easi-

In the next instant, the tip of my finger is bleeding profusely.

blond blond blond...or bond?

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Originally posted by Orca Wail

Beat you. Five. ;)

 

RECENT BLONDE MOMENT:

 

In an attempt to find a better way to cut cardboard in art, i cut with the exacto knife toward self. i'm thinking Dam, this make it so much easi-

In the next instant, the tip of my finger is bleeding profusely.

blond blond blond...or bond?

 

Have you broken a keyboard each time you have done it? Because I broke an expensive Logitech one and then a cheap keyboard and now I'm stuck with a very very cheap one!

 

Plus that Logitech one was out of my money! :(

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