The_One Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Fellow Victims of Cult Followings, this has gone quite far enough. I have been conjuring with the idea for some time, considering it in Internet Relay Chat channels and what have you, and I have finally decided to bring my proposals before you: those dwellers of the Swamp of Everlasting Damnation. The nature of this Thread of Suffering is that you, the Bowels of Hell, have got to learn when enough is enough. For too long you have gone about your Evil Doings, with not a care in this God Forsaken World for those of us in the Minority of Disbelievers. We (well this is me speaking on behalf of my Anticipated Disciples) believe that this phenomenon you term “The Matrix” is a Hell Hole, and that the very word brings Disgust and Torment to the very depth of Our Souls. I simply propose that The Keepers of the Peace (read moderators) reveal themselves as a True Adversary to the Cult of Evil that is “The Matrix” Believers and deliver a final blow that will knock their pathetic bodies to the Floor of Despair. Yes, you read right, I propose you replace every mention of the word “Matrix”, with a new word. This synonym is “Walrus”. The Walrus represents Equality, and the Freedoms, we as a nation expect in such a setting as this. The Walrus is the very key to our future, and release from this mortal coil. I have performed Mathematical Analysis in my Head of Brains, and worked out that if every word equal to “Matrix” was replaced with the word “Walrus”, there would be 7,609,768 mentions of the new word. If this act shall be passed, in the name of that which is most holy to us, The Beard, this place shall be eternally blessed with Groovy Elves, and Funky Dancing Giraffes. As anyone with but an ounce of common sense can see, this is a Desirable Alternative to that of suffering in the name of this “Matrix”. Rid the world of “The Matrix”, and Come Forth to support The Walrus. The future is bright, the Future is Bearded (and full of dancing furry animals). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I'll stick to the word "Matrix". It sounds a little better than "Walrus" . I will not bow down to the walrus. -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eniaC Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Matrix does seem to be pretty popular. I'd like to see some groovy elves. "I am the eggpplant..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 umm.....??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 dubya tee eff mate?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 In all that is considered holy and right in the world, "The Matrix" WILL stay a part of this world. End of discussion. Besides, Keanu Reeves looks like the ultimate bad ass in black! "The Matrix" has you......YOU CANNOT DENY IT! It's like a drug addiction swelling through your veins. It will not go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 I am are supar CONFEWSD by whut yew are spaking uhbowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuRaSaMuNe Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 *slowly backs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 I agree! *bows to the almighty walrus* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverhoodian Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 ROFLMAO! Fine words indeed, The_One! Trust in the Walrus. The Walrus is good. The Walrus shall bring us Willy Trombone. Bah diddly cuddly op... EVERYBODY WAY OH! *runs off screaming and smacks into a wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miko Reglia Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 leggie shut up, i know your msn:D anyway, in no way will i bow down to some walrus in place of "The Matrix", maybe if the walrus came first, i may be awed in it instead, but it didn't, and The Matrix has almost completely won over my heart, so even if you try, your efforts will be futile and "The Matrix" will always live on:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Groovy get out the Big Bird shot for this thread personally I would rather replace all the machines in the Matrix and Agent Smith with GIR. all those Smiths could be Government man from Attack of the Saucer Morons and all the squiddies could be malfunctioning SIR unit like in Megadoomer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Yes, the powerful menace of the so called "Matrix" has almost taken over our dear home, the Swamp. this must end now, bow to the Walrus of worshippelnes. (ive been wanting to use that word ever since Han used it in ESB) the world (really just the Swamp) has to wake up. the Matrix movies are cool, but this has gone to far! We praise the Walrus. (look at my location) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 My future is my games... I haven't even watched any of the Matrix movies anyway So, no bowing to the Matrix or Walrus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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