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By Zoom Rabbit
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Why is there a poll here?  

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  1. 1. Why is there a poll here?

    • Zoom must have hit the wrong button.
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    • Is this my hand?
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    • I am in favor of gun control.
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    • Martha Stewart.
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    • False.
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    • Zoom wants to see what Cracken hacks in this time.
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    • Shut up! I'm asking the questions here!
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    • (JediMindTrick)There is no Poll (/ JediMindtrick)
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leXX Newbie

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Why is it in summer we complain it's too hot and in winter we complain it's too cold. We are never satisfied! Mind you, whatever would us Brits use for idle conversation. We talk about nothing else! "I know I can't wait for summer" is now an instinct that instantly pops out of my mouth.

 

What I want to know is this - Is there a country in the world where the temperature is absolutely perfect all year round, and noone ever complains? If so, tell me now so that I can start making arrangements to live there.

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ray jones here never complains about hot summer weather. i mean.. the skirts are short, the pants are hot and everything is fine. best is, you can leave the house without thick jackets and all that. watcha want more?

 

the winter here can decide we had some snow for about exactly circa 9,34 hours here and now it just rainy and ca 0 °C i dont know. it could be worse. for instance like.. "the engine is broken. the radio to. the air condition is running but we are running out of fuel. one weel got lost while bursting down that hill. oh. the good thing is: we know where we are. .. alaska. somewhere near the klondike. directly in the center of that blizzard." .. hey. i suddenly feel like it's summer out there.

 

20 years ago.. we still had snow and "real" winter from october til march. yeah. funny how it only needs some c.f.c.'s, 'fireworks', exhausts and wind power plants to make me 'winterless' ..

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Zoom Rabbit Newbie

Zoom Rabbit

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Originally posted by leXX

Why is it in summer we complain it's too hot and in winter we complain it's too cold. We are never satisfied! Mind you, whatever would us Brits use for idle conversation. We talk about nothing else! "I know I can't wait for summer" is now an instinct that instantly pops out of my mouth.

 

What I want to know is this - Is there a country in the world where the temperature is absolutely perfect all year round, and noone ever complains? If so, tell me now so that I can start making arrangements to live there.

 

Oregon. :dozey: It's sixty degrees fahrenheit outside right now, and last summer it didn't get above forty more than that.

 

You could stay with me! :D*Squeal!*

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Shivermetimbers: That is the weirdest post I've ever seen. :D And that's saying a lot...

I aim to please!

 

That, my friend, is literature. Also a perfect description of my english teacher last year, who is a pompous a** eats while speaking in front of the class so you get sprayed with bits of food, andis an overall disguting jerk.

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Originally posted by Shivermetimbers

I aim to please!

 

That, my friend, is literature. Also a perfect description of my english teacher last year, who is a pompous a** eats while speaking in front of the class so you get sprayed with bits of food, andis an overall disguting jerk.

 

 

Why doesn't anyone call him on it. I've been fighting with my teachers about stuff since Junior High School all the way through graduating college. If a teacher is being a jerk, I usually let them know it.

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Zoom Rabbit Newbie

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It's important to remember that most teachers are one of three things--

 

1: An alien in disguise.

2. A Chinese operative.

3. A hologram.

 

:dozey: Treat them accordingly.

 

Game Review (Rogue Squadron 2: Rogue Leader)

 

(Yeah, so I'm behind the times. So what?)

 

Nintendo Gamecube (pre-owned) : $79.99 US

 

Rogue Squadron 2 (pre-owned) : $17.99 US

 

Finally seeing the Death Star blow up by your own hand: Priceless. :D

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gatherround kids, its story time..

 

once upon a time there was a man whose wife had gone for a vacation. When she came back from vacation she started reorganizing her wardrobe, the wife finds that there are two panties in her dresser which do not belong to her. Seeing this, she gets very angry and calls her husband and asks him, "whose panties are these?!!" Taken aback, he replies, "I have no idea"'

She gets really irritated and asks him to tell the truth, and then calls the maid. She questions the maid and asks her who these panties belong to. The maid replies, ''Madam, how do I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't wear panties, you can ask Sir, he knows that.''

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

It's important to remember that most teachers are one of three things--

 

1: An alien in disguise.

2. A Chinese operative.

3. A hologram.

 

:dozey: Treat them accordingly.

 

You people haven't changed since the McArthur trials....

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Zoom Rabbit Newbie

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:assult:

 

Wally the space dolphin is now quite sure that most of the earth's interior is a sponge rubber facsimile beamed into place while he was sleeping one night by clever interdimensional aliens determined to suck the original off into a giant planet processing center in null space where they could strip it of all of its mineralogical resources, unbeknownst to the hapless populace who will have no clue until oil drilling runs abruptly dry.

 

:max: Uhm. Well, I guess you can't get oil from a sponge...

 

(Wake up, Aresen.)

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Kuuki Newbie

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depends which kind of Commie you're charging.

 

They 'Mythical Perfect' Commies or the 'retreating poor and who was attempted to be invaded several times' Commies or 'We built a wall around Eastern Germany, and the one way you'll combat about that is make movies about a Birtish Spy playied by multiple actors, who gets laid and drinks Martini's, shaken not stured' Commies

 

 

 

oh yeah, almost forgot

 

'We'd most likey took a kid whom stoped our tanks in the street, and shot him' Commies, or 'We'll make nukes weither you like it or not' Commies and finaly (last but not least) 'Me love you long time' Commies :D

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Let's not forget your north american pseudo-commie...

 

Did I ever tell you my plan to overthrow Quebec and turn it into a communist nuclear superpower?

 

Whoa there! We are socialists not commies. We're not even socialist, were half-socialists...pseudo-socialists...

 

ah crap we're a bunch of commies...

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