Darth Rythe Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by BawBag™ It's O.K. folks I won't say what I'm thinking I get it......................................................................you guys are sad........................LEAvE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! thats funny:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 You know what? A friend of mine also got a gf for xmas. And she came in a box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 That is called a "Mail order Girl Friend" Just call 1800 333 000 and you'll get an evil twin FREE!!!!. BUT wait ther's more! If you call now you will get it gift wrapped! "Gift Wrapped?" That's right for only $25aus you can get a mail order friend and an evil twin for the prise of Onnnnnnnnnnnnnne~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest You know what? A friend of mine also got a gf for xmas. And she came in a box How long did it take to blow inflate her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by BawBag™ How long did it take to blow inflate her? About an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Luke Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Congrats Prime! Crow, those girls don't compare to REAL girls. Real girls are 1,000,000,000 times better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by Jedi Luke Crow, those girls don't compare to REAL girls. Real girls are 1,000,000,000 times better! So you admit having a basis for comparison? Or is it that you couldn't find a air pump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Luke Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by BawBag™ So you admit having a basis for comparison? Or is it that you couldn't find a air pump? Lmao, some people here....geez...think of bizarre things . It's not me having a basis for comparison, it's saying 'What's better? a chick or a blow up doll?' Anyone would say chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 LMAO! Well, at least the guys that have it would say chick, but the ones that don't would probably say something else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by Prime Heh, I'm getting married on July 3rd, 2004. We have been together for over 8 years Heh, you'll be getting married on my 18th birthday then. I'll drink a pint to you two I agree that girls can be very tricksy, specially exes. They are like the devil demons of the female species, ultimately cruel and cunning, hellbent on guilt-tripping you for all eternity. Girls...you can actually live without them...for a bit ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 i don't have one but i want one so bad but rally to be honest their is no place i my life right now for a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by Jedi Luke Congrats Prime! Crow, those girls don't compare to REAL girls. Real girls are 1,000,000,000 times better! you sure? An inflate girl does whatever the heck you order it to do, it doesnt do the following: -complain -make lame excuses -forget to call you -be late to dinner -smoke cigarettes around you, or before meeting you (the absolute worst) -annoy you when you are busy -call you at 3 am to tell you how drunk she is -talk about her "gay" guy friends all the time -get pissed because you wont talk to her when you are doing work -get b****y when you interact with another girl -spend all your money -invite you to her girl parties -brag about you to her best friends(I dont understand the meaning behind this one other than it got me some free action as soon as I broke up my ex ) **and worst of all** -cheat on you and think things will be OK a week later:rolleyes: *this post has been edited for clarity* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by BawBag? Congratulations Prime. Yep. Lucky swine. I'm too lazy for that stuff. Originally posted by BongoBob Congrats Siv and Prime Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest Congrats Prime... Originally posted by Jedi Luke Congrats Prime! Originally posted by Darklighter Heh, you'll be getting married on my 18th birthday then. I'll drink a pint to you two Thanks lads! Remember, it is easier to find a girlfriend when you aren't looking ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Prime Remember, it is easier to find a girlfriend when you aren't looking ... Thx, I'll try to remember that . Grats Siv and Prime . -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord60 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 I dont have anything much to say since I am not good with girls, like I used to be in Junior High school, anyway congrats siv and prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Prime Remember, it is easier to find a girlfriend when you aren't looking ... Hmm, how to make this sound right..... I'm "not not" looking. I'm too lazy and just like the booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 did you guys just ignore my posts? Or just be like Luke and go "NOO THATS NOT TRUE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by XERXES did you guys just ignore my posts? Or just be like Luke and go "NOO THATS NOT TRUE!!!" I didn't. What website did you pinch those "facts" from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by BawBag™ I didn't. What website did you pinch those "facts" from? just some experiences me or my friends have dealt with. I'm not even looking for girls anymore, but if one comes looking for me *shrug* I will see where it can go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Remember Xerxes: if a girl comes after you in a casino telling you she wants you: she's probably a hooker, or a crook, or both! Nobody picked up their girlfriend in a casino did they? I've been off the relationship scene for a while, and I have to tell all of you shy guys to stop being shy girls will NOT come to you... You should just talk to them like a normal kid, act like they are no different from a girl you have absolutely no interest in talk about movies, get to know her, go to movies with her(and both of your friends because that may make it easier) make jokes, have fun together hang out, and the most important part: THROW IN SOME FLIRTACIOUS moves once you get to know her.Get over the fear of rejection, just go for it whats the worst that can happen? end up like Jon in the classic Garfield cartoons? Yup;) Guess who missed out on a lot of girls when he was young? Jon To Siv and Prime: Hope you guys have a great wedding and I'll be sure to drink a Coke to you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I'll drink a Mt. Dew to you guys! >_> <_< *mixes it with Skyy Blue* BOOZE IT UP *sees parents coming towards him with an empty bottle of Skyy and runs out of house screaming I am the king of no pants* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 You know...I have had my share of girlfriends...and I must say. For the most part, girls just aren't worth the headaches. I mean, of course eventually you find the right one, and the only way you CAN find the right one is by going through all the bad ones. Almost nobody gets it on the first try. BUT, all you who say you REALLY want one. You don't. not that bad. Eventually it'll happen, you'll meet the girl and hit things off and BAM. My current girlfriend is really swell. Except she's REALLY catholic. And I'm a wavering christian. Last time religion came up the debate was a little...heated... Meh. I dont even know what i'm typing anymore. It's late, I just got home from a hockey game, I'm tired and sore, and i like to complain. BLARG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu Remember Xerxes: if a girl comes after you in a casino telling you she wants you: she's probably a hooker, or a crook, or both! Nobody picked up their girlfriend in a casino did they? I've been off the relationship scene for a while, and I have to tell all of you shy guys to stop being shy girls will NOT come to you... You should just talk to them like a normal kid, act like they are no different from a girl you have absolutely no interest in talk about movies, get to know her, go to movies with her(and both of your friends because that may make it easier) make jokes, have fun together hang out, and the most important part: THROW IN SOME FLIRTACIOUS moves once you get to know her.Get over the fear of rejection, just go for it whats the worst that can happen? end up like Jon in the classic Garfield cartoons? Yup Guess who missed out on a lot of girls when he was young? Jon its not always that obvious. I've had many good and many bad experiences. Nothing too noteable though. There arent even any casinos in NC. Its not really a matter of shyness...I think. Its a matter of how confident you are and how you present yourself. Of course girls are going to have different tastes in presentation (some may like clean cut, some may go for shaggy hippie with fleas in the hair look) But I always found that confidence is #1(unless the girl is weird and depressed and ****, in that case back off.) -hypothetical example 1: *the not confident way to ask girl out to lunch* "Hey, you wana go to lunch with me after class?" reasons this is bad...gives them an option, an easy one, almost sounds like a request to her. -hypothetical example 2: *the more confident way* "Hey I am headed to lunch after class, come along with me. *smile*" sounds more confident, trust me Personally I like being up front cause basically it gets you through all the bull in about the time it takes her to answer "yes" or "no." I believe that asking for dates first before getting to know them works better because if you look at a girl that is potential "gf" material, do not become friends first. Starting off in a "friendly" way with hidden flirts will make her think friend mode not dating material mode and all your flirts will be viewd as friendly flirts. Start off dating first and get to know her on dates rather than before. damn why did I type all this crap. *disclaimer* if you try to use the lines I supplied and fail, I am not responsible for it whatsoever. Oh I had to mention that just cause a girl talks to you doesnt necessarily mean she likes you. So many times have I seen dolts fall "in love" wth a girl who probably never said more than a sentence to them in their entire life. That my friends is an example of lust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 congrats to prime and siv, you scurvy dogs you me, im the school freak so everyone i like stays 3 meters away from me. 'part from my mates, who are also freaks. Or in better terms i'm a soical retard . i have had no luck at all with girls...... or people for that matter. what really gets me are charismatic people that girls fall for, like joe (no one here called joe, just one of my friends). He has a new way to piss me off. Wlaks over to girl i like and goes "give us a hug ********" and she does cause all girls like joe. therefore that proves i am god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 ... and to all of this I say BACK TO THE SWAMP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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