The Cheat Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 another project for the cheat:mad: need to come up with some statements that "boast a lot on personal achievements" we have all heard these kind of people saying, oh i did this and that, now give me your most creative and original boastful statements. these are to be used in a mock meeting where the people will be planning a graduation party. try to make them sound as full of themselves as possible.(recognition seekers) i know if there is anybody i can count on to come up with creative boastful comments its the folks at the swamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 I can eat 3 cream crackers without a drink in 1 min 47 sec. That the sort of thing you are after? (I actualy broke the world record after seeing it on TV, but my time has since been beaten) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 thats the idea, just any personal achievements that would get them recognition with the group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I'm fatter than an ice-cream cone:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I can with-stand the most pug farts... Seriously though my pug farts too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I'm so strong, that when I push against the Earth, I propell myself forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir I can with-stand the most pug farts... Seriously though my pug farts too much *bows down* hand this man a ribbon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I would, but i'd sound full of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Originally posted by ZDawg I would, but i'd sound full of myself. You always are x-P what would the difference be? Hehe, good to see you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 i'm great in bed, satisfaction guaranteed you can't get more boastful than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I bedded the entire female population of my HS...even the teachers. edit: ok, here's another... I'm the model for Master Chief in Halo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I read so fast that my own books have to drug themselves to keep up with me. I have beaten KotOR in half an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I can make milk come out of my nose :-| Ok, not really, but it would be cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Originally posted by Siv i'm great in bed, satisfaction guaranteed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druid Bremen Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I make rice shoot out from my nose faster than you can say "Eww!"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Every time I throw a football at a basketball net, it goes in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 I invented the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=DarkZero=- Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 rofl, It's not really a boast, but it could have been for him. It's a goodone guys, ok? Ok, tonight some girl was picking with this 8 year old kid I babysit, and shes like, what, are you going to cry to your mommy? and he looks up at her, all proud like, and says "I won't cry, I'll tell'' I couldn't stop laughing, it was gold...yup>_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Homer I invented the internet. Even better, I invented X-Box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by The Truthful Liar You always are x-P what would the difference be? Hehe, good to see you... ok, in that case, Im a hottie and all the chicks love me. lol, long time no see, hows it going? and whats up with this NRG2.0? thats some leet crap dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 I was living in my mom's attic, and she was all, hey *insert name* why don't you get a job and move out. And I'm all, WHATEVER mom, I'm 34 and I'm not going to do what you tell me anymore. Sometimes you gotta lay down the law, ya know? for the record, this is not the story of my life. I'm only 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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