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LMFAO.

 

That guy is an utter idiot.

 

:rofl: @ "The pr0n Identity/Supremacy" XD

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reminds me of some stupid movie where a director tried the same...bring in story so the guys wouldn't leave after they jerked off but stay for the story...etc etc

 

bad damon bad damon

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Damon, 33, believes X-rated films and action movies are predictable and badly written and is keen to break the trend by creating a adult movie where the narrative is as important as the graphic sex scenes

 

 

I think he's missing the point ;)

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Originally posted by Alegis Gensan

reminds me of some stupid movie where a director tried the same...bring in story so the guys wouldn't leave after they jerked off but stay for the story...etc etc

 

Boogie Nights. :dozey:

 

 

 

I'm with everyone who thinks that Damon is really missing the point of porn.

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lol

 

I like the crappy porn stories.

 

"oh no. I broke my shoe"

'don't worry ma'ame I'm a shoe doctor'

"really?"

'come back to my apartment and I'll fix this right up'

"okay"

*cue the talking up bit then bring in the sex*

 

*thinks astro will get this film right* XD

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*pinches a WTF out and into the toilet*

 

you cant have one with the other....Affleck will be the guy in the shadows watching and smoking a cigarette(bad to smoke!)

 

 

o well.....

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yea, sometimes the dialouge is so cheesy, it's funny.

 

"hello ma'am? i'm the computer repair guy. i got a call saying your computer needed more RAM?"

"well, there's nothing really wrong with my harddrive, but perhaps you can help me fix my sex drive."

"hmmm. i guess you do need some RAM."

*soft erotic music starts, dialouge ends

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Boogie Nights

Ah yes...Dirk Diggler...

 

PRON IS THE WOST THING IN THE WORLD YOU INFIDELS APOCALYPSE WILL FALL AND BABY JESUS WILL CRY

 

come on, models are ok but pr0n is just too stupid :p

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When I want to watch porn, I watch dodgy german porn, where the girls have big hair and unusual passtimes. I do not want to watch porn featuring Matt Damon....not even a comedy about the porn industry with Matt Damon...ugh ! :(

 

mtfbwya

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