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Boba Rhett

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Imagine yourself laying outside, drifting off as you stare up atthe stars when all of a sudden you hear this. (Turn your speakers up. UP!)

 

If I heard that while camping, after evacuating my colon in several directions and with great distance, I think I'd just curl up into the fetal position and await my death which would surely come any moment at the gnarled claws of the fire vomitting spawn of satan that was running my way that very moment.

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Hmm, If you live in a part of the world with these creatures surley you would know what sound they make? I can see why it would be scary if you didn't know though, it does sound a bit like a nazgul.

 

The worst night time country sound we have in this country is the Fox

 

http://www.terrierman.com/Sounds/foxred-distress.wav

 

there is however one creature you don't want to meet, the badger seriously visious (blank)ers, you want to keep away from them, they are not scared of anything and will even chase you down if you go to near them.

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Originally posted by Boba Rhett

Imagine yourself laying outside, drifting off as you stare up atthe stars when all of a sudden you hear this. (Turn your speakers up. UP!)

 

If I heard that while camping, after evacuating my colon in several directions and with great distance, I think I'd just curl up into the fetal position and await my death which would surely come any moment at the gnarled claws of the fire vomitting spawn of satan that was running my way that very moment.

 

point taken

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Yeah, I experienced something like that. But it was a screech owl. Very loud, sounds like a cat hitting a baby. But it scared the hell outta me, and then my father attempted to kill it for keeping us up. :)

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I love camping, but my family don't! they are not out door preople! my parents are fat and out of shape! THEY'D rather vacation in a casino hotel with a tv, airconditioning, video games, THE THINGS WE HAVE AT HOME!

 

the only time i EVER went camping is with my aunt. it rained and ruined our trip! we ended up in another hotel! I CAN'T BELEIVE MY LUCK!

 

I'M CURSED!

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Originally posted by Astrotoy7

he he he. would have loved to see the look on your face when you first heard that :D closley followed by soiled underpants :p

 

mtfbwya

 

:eyeraise: you want to inspect Rhetts soiled underwear??!??!!

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Um, dudes, that's just the sound a Bull Elk makes when he's lookin' for lovin'. They won't even get pissed at you unless you blow a few Cow Elk calls and he thinks he's gonna get some from you.

 

Anyways, Elk are herbivores. So, being afraid of the noise they make is like getting freaked over a cow mooing.

 

sissy city dwellers :D:p

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I am no city slicker, JediKnight_114. :p

 

 

It's not the Bull Elk I'm scared of or anyone else here is scared of. It's the unholy sound it makes. That sound doesn't really envoke the image of an Elk to me. :p

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ah the elk, wonderful creature, but those bastards can get vicious. The sound is much prettier in real life. I suggest you all visit estes park colorado some time in the fall. They're incredible to watch.

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Originally posted by Boba Rhett

Estes Park rocks. That old time burger shop there, Tiffany's I think it's called, that rocks too. :D

:o! I KNOW WHAT SHOP YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! but the name eludes me, tiffany's sound like it my be it but anyway. I love Estes, you ever go on beaver trail?

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