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so I got fired from my job today.

I loved my job, it was everything to me. I never felt so good.

but I was the newest worker, and they had to let someone go. so bye bye Niko.

they didnt even let me have time to look for a job.

It was like, "Niko, come here for a second...look, you're a real good worker, but we have to let you go. so punch in your card and asta la vista baby."

ofcourse after I got fired, I went and got drunk (which I still am)

 

and here comes the worst part :

 

As I got out of the pub, this guy comes to me "hey Niko..come here"

and I, as hammered as I am, go with him.

turns out it's this guy who thinks I own him money for wrecking his car

( I dunno if any of you remember that old thread. he gave me a lift while I was in the army, and wrecked the car. then claiming its my fault)

and all his friends were behind him. they are like a mob or something.

I tried walking away, but they caught me.

Then I tried talking to him

 

So now I got fired from my job, which was my life, then I got threatened for my life for money that I dont have.

He's still after me...

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you in deep shiit. Come over to Nuneaton in england, it's alright, you'll be welcomed on the street (though while sleeping, watch out, the pavement is really dirty)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

god I'm glad I'm a kid.

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*huggles NiKo* awwww poor baby :(

 

I know how you feel about having someone after you. I still supposedly have this evil spirit after me that some nutter in the UK. It's a long story, but he didn't like the fact I thought it was hilarious that he was a rent boy... aaaaaaaanyways, he had enough and claimed he had contacted some evil dead spirit and told the dead spirit to come and kill me. I'm still waiting and I'm quite scared :(

 

No seriously NiKo, I know it sucks, but just smile :) Least you don't have the baby to worry about :)

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Yeah, the first six months of a job are a drag because the management can basically do whatever they like to you, and if you don't like it, they can fire you and then thnk up a reason later. At least they actually had a reason, but it still sucks. Go down to a recrutement agency and sign up until you find a job you like. You've been in the army, so that should look pretty good for you. as for the money thing, just hang around with all your mates all the time and when they come again, do the whole gang warfare thing, but you hide in the trash so you don't have to do any fighting.

 

In the words of Bender

Bender: I'm a contientious objector!

Fry: A what?

Bender: You know, a coward.

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Originally posted by Fender

Seriously though, catering is fun.

 

Apart from the actual catering, that is. But that's pretty much the only job a job agency will give you anyway (that and security... hey! you were in the army!) so you'll have to live with it.

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Originally posted by Skinkie

How about schemed, You know schemed your way out of the army. Makes it sound lik eyou outsmarted them.

 

or flamboosled!! you flamboosled your way out of the army (sort of sounds like you... well... shut up, i dont have to impress you)

 

:eek::cool:

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Possible Solutions:

 

Stalk your old boss, and make him pay off the scum bags that are hounding you, or you will post pics of his wife's ass on e-bay!

 

Sell your ass on e-bay! You never know until you try, right?!

 

If that doesn't work, call a state of emergeancy, call Zoom Rabbit! He will most likely know what to do. ;)

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Gee thats tough NiKo.

 

I have an idea about how to get your old job back at increased pay. Its almost blackmail, but more devious.

First put some kiddie pr0n on his (old boss) PC, then call the cops on him.

Chances are, the charge won't stick, but his credibilities gone.

Sue him for firing you under false circumstances.

 

Same solution for the car maniac.

 

Heres a song to cheer you up. Its about my mate Stephen.

 

"Lets go down to Tescos,

Where Stephen buys all his clothes,

This shoes are pretty nifty,

They cost him two pound fifty"...

 

Yeh he's a tramp.

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Originally posted by Kjølen

Hmmm how horrible.

 

Israel seems to be a violent place from what Niko's told us. Gangs and hair-lighters and stuff.

 

Makes America look mild-mannered (No offense)

 

every place has its violent population.

It's just my bad luck running into them I guess

 

but yeah, I guess people here are more violent then lets say, europe.

But only the morocans are the violent ones here in Israel.

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Even Australia can be violent at times. No matter where you go, there's always violence of some sort, the sad thing is in most cases it seems to be racial or religion related violence :( And then some places are more prone to violence than other places. :(

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