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I'm pregnant after having a fling with a male geography teacher after class last month. I think I'm going to keep the baby but he says he wants nothing to do with it. I've become so upset that I've started cutting myself and also I've become anorexic, and also I am having lots of casual sex with people that really turn me off as I can do this because I'm female and I don't need viagra to have sex with people that don't arouse me. I slept with my best friends' father last week too. I feel so ashamed. I feel like I have to end it all. I think I'm going to call the baby Samantha.

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roflmao!!!:rofl:

roflmao!!!:rofl:

 

yuffie...:tsk:

 

here's a small quiz-ish thing:

 

1) If you are pregnant, go to number 3.

2) If you are not pregnant, go to number 4.

3A) If you were impregnated by your world geography teacher, go to number 5.

3B) If you were impregnated by your best friend's father, go to number 6.

4) Go home.

5) Here's a present for your baby shower: :deathstar

6A) If you have told your best friend, go to number 7.

6B) If you have not told you best friend, go to number 8.

7) Good for you. You are an honest ho.

8) Bad for you. You are a lying ho.

 

and there you have it! tada!

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so, yuster, babe.. you just blew any argument against having sex with me up to the stars.

 

 

drop your pantees, now.

 

 

*is really really excited*

 

 

 

 

*premature ejaculation*

 

 

crap.

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> also I've become anorexic

 

Remember you'll have to be anorexic for two now!

 

If it's a boy, you should call him Sarah or Michelle.

 

I bet he'll look like this:

ScottTimBaby.jpg

Posted

no no, don't call it Samantha, especially if it’s a boy.

fruits and vegetables are where its at right now.

 

how about...

 

lemon,

 

or

 

cucumber

 

or

 

Butternut squash

Posted

now thats a winner.

 

Yufster, your baby is now called

 

Rhubarb

 

of course if it's twins, the other will have to be called Custard

 

 

how can Mr Keane not want anything to do with little Rhubarb and Custard?

Posted

is rhubarb a vegetable? or a fruit? or a fruity vegetable?

 

is eating plants not already killing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

and how'd ya got pregnant?

 

semen robbery a la ermakowa?

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omfg, you did you're teachr?!?!?!?!

 

he should be arrested

You should be expelled/changed school

but what are you gonna do?

No, really, what was it, he was talking about the himilaya's and winked at you? coooool, you had sex whith you're teacher. Hang on, you don't still have a thing for Bill Gates, do you?

 

Anyway, Cucumber's a terrible stupid immature name!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Call it Margerine, Carl for short. ;)

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hi :wavey:

 

i love everybody.

 

and don't name it samantha or rhubarb...how about asparagus? banana? papaya???!1

 

or you could call it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yes, you've guessed it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

watermelon.

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YUF! Stop calling me! For the last time *starts moonwalking* the kid is not my son!

 

 

 

 

You guys have no idea how long I've been waiting to use that one.

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