Yufster Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 I'm pregnant after having a fling with a male geography teacher after class last month. I think I'm going to keep the baby but he says he wants nothing to do with it. I've become so upset that I've started cutting myself and also I've become anorexic, and also I am having lots of casual sex with people that really turn me off as I can do this because I'm female and I don't need viagra to have sex with people that don't arouse me. I slept with my best friends' father last week too. I feel so ashamed. I feel like I have to end it all. I think I'm going to call the baby Samantha.
Yufster Posted December 2, 2004 Author Posted December 2, 2004 Whhhhyyyyhuhhhh uh hhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhghhhhh
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 roflmao!!! roflmao!!! yuffie... here's a small quiz-ish thing: 1) If you are pregnant, go to number 3. 2) If you are not pregnant, go to number 4. 3A) If you were impregnated by your world geography teacher, go to number 5. 3B) If you were impregnated by your best friend's father, go to number 6. 4) Go home. 5) Here's a present for your baby shower: 6A) If you have told your best friend, go to number 7. 6B) If you have not told you best friend, go to number 8. 7) Good for you. You are an honest ho. 8) Bad for you. You are a lying ho. and there you have it! tada!
Ray Jones Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 so, yuster, babe.. you just blew any argument against having sex with me up to the stars. drop your pantees, now. *is really really excited* *premature ejaculation* crap.
Alien426 Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 > also I've become anorexic Remember you'll have to be anorexic for two now! If it's a boy, you should call him Sarah or Michelle. I bet he'll look like this:
Sivy Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 no no, don't call it Samantha, especially if it’s a boy. fruits and vegetables are where its at right now. how about... lemon, or cucumber or Butternut squash
Sivy Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 now thats a winner. Yufster, your baby is now called Rhubarb of course if it's twins, the other will have to be called Custard how can Mr Keane not want anything to do with little Rhubarb and Custard?
Ray Jones Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 is rhubarb a vegetable? or a fruit? or a fruity vegetable? is eating plants not already killing? and how'd ya got pregnant? semen robbery a la ermakowa?
Darth Groovy Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 And so my chances of a future with Yufster, have been blown to pieces! Oh well girl, you will make a good mommy, I am sure, and you will ALWAYS be beautiful to me!
Fealiks Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 omfg, you did you're teachr?!?!?!?! he should be arrested You should be expelled/changed school but what are you gonna do? No, really, what was it, he was talking about the himilaya's and winked at you? coooool, you had sex whith you're teacher. Hang on, you don't still have a thing for Bill Gates, do you? Anyway, Cucumber's a terrible stupid immature name!!! Call it Margerine, Carl for short.
Alia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 I was just dropping in, and....oh look... nothing has changed!
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 hi i love everybody. and don't name it samantha or rhubarb...how about asparagus? banana? papaya???!1 or you could call it... yes, you've guessed it... watermelon.
Skinkie Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 The new trend in baby naming is naming your child after a diesease. I hereby name him/her: Gastrointestinal Tuberculosis.
Joshi Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 YUF! Stop calling me! For the last time *starts moonwalking* the kid is not my son! You guys have no idea how long I've been waiting to use that one.
Kjølen Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 Tiger-Lily Xena Fairy Princess Pea Best child name... EVAR.
Fealiks Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 WOW!!! but to be a real princess, they have to be able to pee through a thousand matresses, or something similar...
Darth Groovy Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Fealiks WOW!!! but to be a real princess, they have to be able to pee through a thousand matresses, or something similar...
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