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Yes, you do! Get back to your studies, Fishawan!

 

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I found some of my favourite quotes ever:

 

Magicians and scientists are, on the face of it, poles apart. Certainly, a group of people who often dress strangely, live in a world of their own, speak a specialized language and frequently make statements that appear to be in flagrant breach of common sense have nothing in common with a group of people who often dress strangely, speak a specialized language, live in ... er ...

 

Moderator: <Eraser16> to <Moderator>: Where do you get inspiration for your stories?

 

DouglasAdams: A mail order company in Indianapolis

 

"Alas! Lord and Lady Dalhousie are dead, and buried at last.

Which causes many people to feel a little downcast.

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@JK707, That would be funnier if it didn't look like my room;)

Seriously, I filled over four trashbags yesterday. Once it took me the better part of a week to figure out a mouse died in my desk, I cleaned it up and stopped my 3-a-day showering:lol:

Sure that guy's got trash buildup, but the l4m3r only has one full plate on his desk, whereas I usually have 1/3 to 1/2 of all our dishes and silverware (complete with halfeaten food), and I use cans instead of resealable bottles so I usually have a farm growing by the time I clean them up.

 

@Jmac, Yeah, those weren't even funny when I saw them like 30 billion years ago on Funniest Home Videos *goes of on a rant about how the pathetic videos always win*

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@JK707, That would be funnier if it didn't look like my room;)

Seriously, I filled over four trashbags yesterday. Once it took me the better part of a week to figure out a mouse died in my desk, I cleaned it up and stopped my 3-a-day showering:lol:

Sure that guy's got trash buildup, but the l4m3r only has one full plate on his desk, whereas I usually have 1/3 to 1/2 of all our dishes and silverware (complete with halfeaten food), and I use cans instead of resealable bottles so I usually have a farm growing by the time I clean them up.

 

@Jmac, Yeah, those weren't even funny when I saw them like 30 billion years ago on Funniest Home Videos *goes of on a rant about how the pathetic videos always win*

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Bob Saget makes anything unfunny. That and they were no doubt shown "sans eyebeams".
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